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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Every now and then a trigger has to be pulled."
  • 00130013
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    "You've got a bloody cheek!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited January 2014 Posts: 13,930
    ... little Timmy, your 5 yr old nephew, flushed your favourite Bond DVD down the toilet.

    "There's something camouflaged down there. I'll take a look."
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    edited January 2014 Posts: 12,506
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... little Timmy, your 5 yr old nephew, flushed your favourite Bond DVD down the toilet.</b></font>

    stuff my orders! I resign!!!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,930
    *goes to slap nephew*

    "A straight flush. The high hand."
  • hildebrand_rarityhildebrand_rarity
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... little Timmy, your 5 yr old nephew, flushed your favourite Bond DVD down the toilet.</b></font>

    "Beg your pardon, forgot to knock" *SMACK*

    or

    "I wish I could make you vanish"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "You mean we can't trace it? You've no idea what it went through to get here."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    This one's for the sentimental folks. ;-)

    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your first-born was just delivered to this world and into your arms.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "You know, we have all the time in the world."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "You wish to put the evil eye on me?"
  • BAIN123BAIN123
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    "Someone smells like a tart's handkerchief"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    @WillyGalore and @BAIN123: examples of great parenting. :D

  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Precisely why I'm not one ;-)
  • BAIN123BAIN123
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    "There's a useful four letter word...and you're full of it" :D
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "Bond...James Bond Jr!" =))
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    This time next year we will be millionaires Had to be done sorry!!.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    *Inspecting the baby*

    "The bottom one has a homer in it."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited January 2014 Posts: 6,396
    "What kept you?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Running through the main hallway in panic, screaming:

    "I think he's attempting re-entry!"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "DINK!?!"
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    This one's for the sentimental folks. ;-)

    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your first-born was just delivered to this world and into your arms.</b></font>

    Ah Mr Bond! We've been expecting you! =))
  • ggl007ggl007 www.archivo007.com Spain, España
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    This one's for the sentimental folks. ;-)

    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your first-born was just delivered to this world and into your arms.</b></font>

    "A woman?!"

    (True fact)
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "I wish I could make you vanish."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,930
    ... little Timmy, your 5 yr old nephew, flushed your favourite Bond DVD down the toilet.
    "Pipeline? You mean 'our' pipeline?"

    ... your first-born was just delivered to this world and into your arms.
    "If you'd just been born... wouldn't you be naked?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you clumsily screw up your first meeting with your new boss.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Crazy? Yeah, maybe I'm crazy."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "Well there was this one girl in Philadelphia."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited January 2014 Posts: 23,547
    "Oh, I travel... a sort of licensed troubleshooter."

    "Remember, you're only president... for life."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,930
    ... your first-born was just delivered to this world and into your arms.

    *looks up wife's skirt*

    "So, does anybody else want to drop out?" :))

    ... you clumsily screw up your first meeting with your new boss.

    *pointing at boss while yelling*

    "I know him! He's an informer!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    This never happened to the other fella.
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