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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "I too have a new toy, but considerably more practical"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "It's gotta come out sooner or later."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Come along. Up you go"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited January 2014 Posts: 23,551
    "PhuYuck?"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Think twice, it's a long way down"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Get your cotton-picking schnoz out of my pants, y'know!"
  • Bradford4Bradford4 Banned
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    "God forbid something should go wrong... get outta here!"
    -the Zambora mad scientist, DAF
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited January 2014 Posts: 6,396
    "I'm happiest...in the saddle"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "There's been some terrific heat here recently"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "It goes by hot air."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "It leads all the way, right up to the top there."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "You know, you're much too nice a girl to be mixed up in all this."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    I need to reference Mr Wint at the end of DAF for this:

    "Ooh. Ooooooooooh."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "I think we're having a bit of trouble with the line, Madam..."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "You may need this to play with your asp."
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    "Can't you say hello like a normal person?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    MajorDSmythe wrote:
    "Can't you say hello like a normal person?"

    Laughing so hard with this, @MajorDSmythe! :D
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    edited January 2014 Posts: 16,331
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the lovely nurse informs you that you need an enema.</b></font>

    "Meet the man who shares my Hairbrush."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    I woke up to so many posts in this thread! Of course, because it's an enema/nurse joke ... ;)

    okay here is mine:

    "Stuff my orders!" followed by ...
    "How about 'shared bodily warmth'?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "I need refilling."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    All of these lines are just great, people! :-)
  • BAIN123BAIN123
    edited January 2014 Posts: 11,189
    "I thought Christmas only comes once a year"

    "Get lost...no no no down the back"

    "Whatever the doctor orders
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    ... your girl friend tells you your car is ugly.

    (leans down and whispers to car while gesturing to girlfriend)

    "She has a face like a pig."

    ... the lovely nurse informs you that you need an enema.

    "Scouring plug to clean out the pipeline."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... little Timmy, your 5 yr old nephew, flushed your favourite Bond DVD down the toilet.</b></font>
  • BAIN123BAIN123
    edited January 2014 Posts: 11,189
    "You should have brought lillies

    "That was DAMN stupid"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited January 2014 Posts: 6,396
    "I've never killed a midget before, but there can always be a first time." *



    *I would just like it to be known I am in no way condoning violence towards children.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,331
    "Time to face gravity!" *Proceeds to give him a swirly.*
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited January 2014 Posts: 23,551
    *Rolling up sleeve*

    "Let's go get 'em, boy!"
  • BAIN123BAIN123
    edited January 2014 Posts: 11,189
    "You (and the DVD) are both...what's the expression...damaged goods"

    "That wasn't very nice"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,936
    *lifts up toilet lid*

    "Can you swim?"
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