Build Your Own James Bond Movie

edited January 2013 in Fan Creations Posts: 18
Imagine that you were the director of a James Bond movie and you had complete creative control over the story, the cast and the locations. Give a brief synopsis of the story, make a list of the cast (Including your favourite James Bond of course.) and come up with an original title. OPTIONAL: Create cool poster art for the film.
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  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    edited January 2013 Posts: 2,635
    Are we allowed to put here an already built up story for a future fictional Bond film/book?
  • edited January 2013 Posts: 5,745
    Hmm..

    Title: The Silver Phantom

    Locations:
    Africa, Greece, former-Yugoslavia

    Cast:
    Daniel Craig as James Bond
    Jesper Christensen as Mr. White
    Jeffrey Wright as Felix Leiter
    Ralph Fiennes as Gareth Mallory
    Naomi Harris as Eve
    Charlize Theron as Alice Gamboge
    Tiffany Dupont as Dia Trypo
    Ben Wishaw as Q
    Rory Kinnear as Bill Tanner
    Oscar Isaac as Rex Dexter

    Synopsis:
    Bond is back as he races to trace a covert operation by the evil organization Quantum throughout Africa and into Europe as it threatens the World's supply of silver, and risks destroying the entire electronics industry, as well as a few governments along the way.

    Detailed Synopsis:
    The PTS opens with Bond in Africa tracking White, who is overseeing a fund transfer similar to that seen towards the start in Casino Royale. (This shows why LeChiffre, White, and Quantum were interested in business with the African gang leader in CR). Bond recons the meeting, then follows White, being taxied by a chauffeur, when suddenly White's vehicle breaks away from the security convoy.

    Bond pursues, and is subsequently chased by the security team while chasing White. The PTS ends with Bond getting away from the security, and crashing White's car into a bridge barricade.

    The man driving White's car (a member of Quantum who was trying to kidnap White from the security team) see's Bond coming and goes to drive the car off the bridge. Bond manages to grab White by the jacket and pull him through the broken rear window as the car crashes into the water below.

    Oscar Isaac plays Theron's #2, a brawny, intelligent henchmen with a knack for using swords. He is also the driver of the car in the PTS (see above).

    Theron's character Gamboge is revealed as the head of Quantum. Trypo is the main Bond girl.

    Quantum's headquarters is in former-Yugoslavia, a war-torn region perfect for hiding an evil organization from people like Bond. The actual 'HQ' is underground at this monument park:

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    http://www.cracktwo.com/2011/04/25-abandoned-soviet-monuments-that-look.html

    Fun facts:
    -The Silver Shadow title is from Live and Let Die (novel), and references Quantum's scheme to threaten the World's electronics by controlling as much silver as possible and cause prices to sky-rocket. Theron's character's initials are Ag, the periodic symbol for silver.
    -Dia Trypo plays a Greek woman who works for the Greek government investigating the suspicious mining activity in Africa, which threatens to force the largest company left in Greece into bankruptcy, completely destroying the Greek economy once and for all... diatrypó̱ in Greek means 'pierce'
    :>
    -The film's plot reference FYEO, with a plot involving a Greek woman as an ally with Bond, as well as the LALD novel, as well as tying in with CR and QoS perfectly.


    Surprisingly, this is all right off the top of my head.

    Feedback heavily appreciated :)
  • X3MSonicX wrote:
    Are we allowed to put here an already built up story for a future fictional Bond film/book?
    Yes. By the way great job JWESTBROOK. If any one else is confused here's my story...

    Title:
    Locations: London, Scotland, Washington DC, Red China and The Bahamas

    Cast:
    Sean Connery as James Bond
    Sophie Marceau as Agent Triple A (French Intelligence Agent)
    Ursula Andress as Gloria Harper
    Donald Pleasence as Blofeld
    Richard Kiel as Jaws
    James Stewart as Colonel Sun
    Jack Lord as Felix Lieter
    Bernard Lee as "M"
    Desmond Llewelyn as "Q"
    Lois Maxwell as Miss Moneypenny
    Geoffrey Keen as Sir Fredrick Gray

    Synopsis:
    When a US airforce B-2 Nuclear Stealth Bomber goes missing over the Atlantic and later a British Nuclear Submarine goes off the radar in the same area. Things look bad when the bombs come into the hands of SPECTRE who threaten to destroy the city of London and Washington DC, creating a massive economic crash unless the ransome of 100 Billion dollars in Diamonds are paid within 3 weeks. The stakes are high but Bond is not on the edge of danger as he always is. Instead Bond is sent to Red China to investigate a corrupt Atomic Machines expert. Bond quickly uncovers the truth which later leads to a thrilling motorcyle chase across the Great Wall Of China. Bond is then sent to The Bahamas equipped with his new Aston Martin DB5, but things don't start smoothly. After a series of assassination attempts - one that results in another thrilling chase on speed boats. Bond uncovers a secret base located just off the island of Nassau. While investigating, Bond is discovered and after he crashes his car (resulting in a 15 spin flip similar to the one in CR.) Bond is captured and is nearly fed to the sharks by his never dying foe Ernst Stavro Blofeld. Bond escapes using his own ingenuity, The American Army is called in while Blofeld's Army fights them off. (Similar to the scene at the end of the older Bond films where the good guy army fights the bad guy army.) Bond kills Blofeld in a very cold and brutal scene and stops the missiles from being launched.

    Somewhere along the lines the Two Bond girls as mentioned in the cast list will appear.

    Gadgets: Aston Martin DB5 with:
    An ejector seat
    Twin Machine guns on the bonnet
    Steel missiles hidden in the grill
    Spikes on the wheels
    Reinflatable tyres
    Smoke screen
    Nail cannons
    Water cannons
    Radio Controlled Mines
    Defribilator in glove box and weapons tray
    Laser cannons on the tyres
    Bullet proof windscreen
    Changing Number plates
    Skis hidden in the doors
    Rockets on the back bumper
    and a Chamapagne bottle behind the radio


    Weapon: Walther PPK












  • I'm still writing my Bond story, but I don't think I will ever show it to anyone. Still, it's good to see how imaginative you are. Nice work, guys. ;)
  • Can anyone direct me to the thread for Building a Bond 24? Can't find it.
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    edited January 2013 Posts: 2,635
    Ok, thanks @Agent003.
    I guess that this one will be a book, but unfortunately i've didn't have time to write it yet.

    Title: Weeping Blood

    Locations: Not confirmed yet. But I think i'll include Sweden as location.
    Cast:
    Daniel Craig as James Bond
    Kate Beckinsale as Walkyria Nortwick
    Katherine Heigl as Lyda Ashie
    Clemens Schick as Kratt
    [ ... ] as M
    Ben Wishaw as Q
    Rory Kinnear as Bill Tanner

    Complete Synopsis:

    After 7 years since Vesper's death (2013), Bond was under vacation when M called his services when she suspected about Quantum acting again. She told Bond about everything that he should know about his next case.
    After a long time on the case, he knows that Kratt, Le Chiffre's Bodyguard, was alive, and intended to kill him, in an attempt of revenging the death of his boss. He is now a close chair to the leader of the organization.
    At the investigation from Bond on Quantum, he learned that the leader is a Woman, called Walkyria Nortwick. He knew that she was, obviously, a very feared and powerful person in the organization, having lots of bank accounts throughout the world. Any underestimation she thinks she is being aimed at, will be seriously taken care of.
    Bond also had known that Kratt intends to kill Walkyria, and assume the position of leader in Quantum. Bond will try to run after Walkyria as soon as possible to protect her, in exchange for any evidences, testimony, revelations, and possibly, the end of Quantum.

    If it were a film, it would have 'Indestructible' by Robyn, as theme song.

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  • edited June 2016 Posts: 12,679
    90s Bond film.

    Title- Shatterhand.

    Locations- Australia, Ireland and Hong Kong.

    Cast- Timothy Dalton as Bond

    Alan Rickman as Shatterhand, the main villian.

    Jean Claude Van Damme as a henchman.

    Jackie Chan as Bonds Chinese contact.

    Sharon Stone as one Bond girl and Uma Thurman as another.

    Desmond as Q, Micheal Caine as M, Samantha Bond as Moneypenny.

    Theme song by- The Stone Roses

    Sypnosis- I always thought it would be cool having Bond fight some sort of secret, ancient, Illuminati type society. An ancient group of thieves or assassins or something. Rickman would be some billionaire who's secretly the head, and Van Damme being their top agent.

    So this ancient group are up to no good, their base is a castle in the Irish countryside. I'm not entirely sure what the evil plan would be, but I know the film would involve Jackie Chan being killed by Van Damme in an epic fight, angering Bond who finds the body.

    There would also be a motorbike chase on the great wall, the Jackie Chan team would be responsible for the fight scenes, Rickmans villian would have a black panther as a pet, Dalton would have his TLD Volante back, there would be an assassination attempt at the Sydney opera house and a PTS that would involve some kind of big stunt.
  • Posts: 1
    Hey, nice films guys.

    Name: The whole world is mine.

    Gunbarrel theme :Goldeneye

    Theme Song: I feed you my love (sang at Eurovision 2013 by Norway)

    Setting:Britain, America, Russia, Turkey,

    Characters:
    Bond:(I know it sounds strange but) John Simm
    Bond Girl: Joss Stone as Nicole Hunter
    M:John Hurt
    Moneypenny:Jenna Louise Coleman
    Q:(I know hes played as villain but) Julian Glover
    Main villain: Harrison Ford
    Henchman:Phillip Schofield
    Felix Leiter: Jeremy Kyle (I KNOW ITS STRANGE BUT IT WORKS)

    Weapon: Walther PPK
    Car: Aston Martin One-77
  • AgentJamesBond007AgentJamesBond007 Vesper’s grave
    edited May 2013 Posts: 2,599
    Film Title: The Property of A Lady
    Year: 1991
    Location: Hong Kong, South Africa, Scotland, England
    Theme Performed by: I don't know
    Cast:
    Timothy Dalton as James Bond
    Anthony Hopkins as the Villain
    Monica Bellucci as the Bond Girl
    Uma Thurman as the Femme Fatale
    Antonio Banderas as the Henchman
    Robert Brown as M
    Desmond Llewelyn as Q
    Caroline Bliss as Moneypenny
    Directed by: Martin Campbell
    Weapon of Choice: Walther PPK
    Bond Car: Aston Martin Virage

    Sypnosis: After renewing his Licence to Kill, Timothy Dalton returns as James Bond as he travels the world when he investigates several murders of fellow MI6 agents, all connected by a skull branding, which is believed to be the calling card of a new organization on the rise.
  • hullcityfanhullcityfan Banned
    Posts: 496
    I'd do a short film called Terroist Money (not the best of titles but you know)

    Year:2015
    Cast: Daniel Craig (Bond), Ralph Fiennes (M) ,Jefferey Wright (Felix Leiter) , John Hunt (head of Quantum),John Simm (Henchman called Rex),Ben Whisaw (Q), Rory Kinnear (Bill Tanner) Heidi Klum (Bond girl called Julia), Naomi Harris ( Moneypenny).

    Locations: Pakistan, Africa, Sweden, Paris,Italy,England,USA,Germany,Holland,South Africa.

    Directed by Sam Mendes
    Weapon: Walther PPQ , Walther PPK (1st half)
    Car: Aston Martin Cygnet

    Brief Description:
    Bond is in Pakistan going after Quantum for destroying part of the Eiffel Tower and they are forcing goverments to pay them for their landmarks but they destroy them and have to pay them more and then after being thrown out of a plane over London he walks into the Houses of Parliament where the head of Quantums missions skydives into Parliament with his guards and ask the Prime Minister to give Quantum Big Ben andn other landmarks he says no (whom gets shot straight away) and then Bond arrives and theres a giant shootout (similiar to the one in Skyfall) and then Bond shoots the head of Missions ( Fezzo) and then he and other guards kill Quantum soldiers then Bond gives chase after visiting HQ to revcieve his new gadgets only a new gun (Walther PPQ) and you see Moneypenny and then M finds out where the other guards are going then he goes on a chase after Rex and his men then when they are about to destroy the White House theres a fight above in a plane where Bond kills all the guards then a fight to the end between Rex and Bond as Rex is holding onto Bond, Bond then travels to South Africa after learning from Rex then throwing him through the roof of the White House then in Quantums under sea lair the head of Quantum is hiding which he blows up but Bond and Julia escape. If this was a film you meet Julia Cameron as the mistress of Rex at the start on the plane but she wants to escape and is with Bond up until he goes to MI6 and then sleep together at her hotel them then go after Rex.

    I wrote a story one afternoon like this when I was bored.
  • TheWizardOfIceTheWizardOfIce 'One of the Internet's more toxic individuals'
    Posts: 9,117
    I'd do a short film called Terroist Money (not the best of titles but you know)

    Year:2015
    Cast: Daniel Craig (Bond), Ralph Fiennes (M) ,Jefferey Wright (Felix Leiter) , John Hunt (head of Quantum),John Simm (Henchman called Rex),Ben Whisaw (Q), Rory Kinnear (Bill Tanner) Heidi Klum (Bond girl called Julia), Naomi Harris ( Moneypenny).

    Locations: Pakistan, Africa, Sweden, Paris,Italy,England,USA,Germany,Holland,South Africa.

    Directed by Sam Mendes
    Weapon: Walther PPQ , Walther PPK (1st half)
    Car: Aston Martin Cygnet

    Brief Description:
    Bond is in Pakistan going after Quantum for destroying part of the Eiffel Tower and they are forcing goverments to pay them for their landmarks but they destroy them and have to pay them more and then after being thrown out of a plane over London he walks into the Houses of Parliament where the head of Quantums missions skydives into Parliament with his guards and ask the Prime Minister to give Quantum Big Ben andn other landmarks he says no (whom gets shot straight away) and then Bond arrives and theres a giant shootout (similiar to the one in Skyfall) and then Bond shoots the head of Missions ( Fezzo) and then he and other guards kill Quantum soldiers then Bond gives chase after visiting HQ to revcieve his new gadgets only a new gun (Walther PPQ) and you see Moneypenny and then M finds out where the other guards are going then he goes on a chase after Rex and his men then when they are about to destroy the White House theres a fight above in a plane where Bond kills all the guards then a fight to the end between Rex and Bond as Rex is holding onto Bond, Bond then travels to South Africa after learning from Rex then throwing him through the roof of the White House then in Quantums under sea lair the head of Quantum is hiding which he blows up but Bond and Julia escape. If this was a film you meet Julia Cameron as the mistress of Rex at the start on the plane but she wants to escape and is with Bond up until he goes to MI6 and then sleep together at her hotel them then go after Rex.

    I wrote a story one afternoon like this when I was bored.

    Another box office smash from the people who brought you 'Felix Leiter the Movie'.
  • DragonpolDragonpol Writer @ http://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 15,485
    I'd do a short film called Terroist Money (not the best of titles but you know)

    Year:2015
    Cast: Daniel Craig (Bond), Ralph Fiennes (M) ,Jefferey Wright (Felix Leiter) , John Hunt (head of Quantum),John Simm (Henchman called Rex),Ben Whisaw (Q), Rory Kinnear (Bill Tanner) Heidi Klum (Bond girl called Julia), Naomi Harris ( Moneypenny).

    Locations: Pakistan, Africa, Sweden, Paris,Italy,England,USA,Germany,Holland,South Africa.

    Directed by Sam Mendes
    Weapon: Walther PPQ , Walther PPK (1st half)
    Car: Aston Martin Cygnet

    Brief Description:
    Bond is in Pakistan going after Quantum for destroying part of the Eiffel Tower and they are forcing goverments to pay them for their landmarks but they destroy them and have to pay them more and then after being thrown out of a plane over London he walks into the Houses of Parliament where the head of Quantums missions skydives into Parliament with his guards and ask the Prime Minister to give Quantum Big Ben andn other landmarks he says no (whom gets shot straight away) and then Bond arrives and theres a giant shootout (similiar to the one in Skyfall) and then Bond shoots the head of Missions ( Fezzo) and then he and other guards kill Quantum soldiers then Bond gives chase after visiting HQ to revcieve his new gadgets only a new gun (Walther PPQ) and you see Moneypenny and then M finds out where the other guards are going then he goes on a chase after Rex and his men then when they are about to destroy the White House theres a fight above in a plane where Bond kills all the guards then a fight to the end between Rex and Bond as Rex is holding onto Bond, Bond then travels to South Africa after learning from Rex then throwing him through the roof of the White House then in Quantums under sea lair the head of Quantum is hiding which he blows up but Bond and Julia escape. If this was a film you meet Julia Cameron as the mistress of Rex at the start on the plane but she wants to escape and is with Bond up until he goes to MI6 and then sleep together at her hotel them then go after Rex.

    I wrote a story one afternoon like this when I was bored.

    Another box office smash from the people who brought you 'Felix Leiter the Movie'.

    I hear that firm have also made the 'Scary Movies' series of films, so that's bound to be another winner they're onto.
  • MurdockMurdock Mr. 2000
    Posts: 16,143
    I'd do a short film called Terroist Money (not the best of titles but you know)

    Year:2015
    Cast: Daniel Craig (Bond), Ralph Fiennes (M) ,Jefferey Wright (Felix Leiter) , John Hunt (head of Quantum),John Simm (Henchman called Rex),Ben Whisaw (Q), Rory Kinnear (Bill Tanner) Heidi Klum (Bond girl called Julia), Naomi Harris ( Moneypenny).

    Locations: Pakistan, Africa, Sweden, Paris,Italy,England,USA,Germany,Holland,South Africa.

    Directed by Sam Mendes
    Weapon: Walther PPQ , Walther PPK (1st half)
    Car: Aston Martin Cygnet

    Brief Description:
    Bond is in Pakistan going after Quantum for destroying part of the Eiffel Tower and they are forcing goverments to pay them for their landmarks but they destroy them and have to pay them more and then after being thrown out of a plane over London he walks into the Houses of Parliament where the head of Quantums missions skydives into Parliament with his guards and ask the Prime Minister to give Quantum Big Ben andn other landmarks he says no (whom gets shot straight away) and then Bond arrives and theres a giant shootout (similiar to the one in Skyfall) and then Bond shoots the head of Missions ( Fezzo) and then he and other guards kill Quantum soldiers then Bond gives chase after visiting HQ to revcieve his new gadgets only a new gun (Walther PPQ) and you see Moneypenny and then M finds out where the other guards are going then he goes on a chase after Rex and his men then when they are about to destroy the White House theres a fight above in a plane where Bond kills all the guards then a fight to the end between Rex and Bond as Rex is holding onto Bond, Bond then travels to South Africa after learning from Rex then throwing him through the roof of the White House then in Quantums under sea lair the head of Quantum is hiding which he blows up but Bond and Julia escape. If this was a film you meet Julia Cameron as the mistress of Rex at the start on the plane but she wants to escape and is with Bond up until he goes to MI6 and then sleep together at her hotel them then go after Rex.

    I wrote a story one afternoon like this when I was bored.

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  • DragonpolDragonpol Writer @ http://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 15,485
    Now that is a meme!
  • TheWizardOfIceTheWizardOfIce 'One of the Internet's more toxic individuals'
    Posts: 9,117
    Murdock wrote:
    I'd do a short film called Terroist Money (not the best of titles but you know)

    Year:2015
    Cast: Daniel Craig (Bond), Ralph Fiennes (M) ,Jefferey Wright (Felix Leiter) , John Hunt (head of Quantum),John Simm (Henchman called Rex),Ben Whisaw (Q), Rory Kinnear (Bill Tanner) Heidi Klum (Bond girl called Julia), Naomi Harris ( Moneypenny).

    Locations: Pakistan, Africa, Sweden, Paris,Italy,England,USA,Germany,Holland,South Africa.

    Directed by Sam Mendes
    Weapon: Walther PPQ , Walther PPK (1st half)
    Car: Aston Martin Cygnet

    Brief Description:
    Bond is in Pakistan going after Quantum for destroying part of the Eiffel Tower and they are forcing goverments to pay them for their landmarks but they destroy them and have to pay them more and then after being thrown out of a plane over London he walks into the Houses of Parliament where the head of Quantums missions skydives into Parliament with his guards and ask the Prime Minister to give Quantum Big Ben andn other landmarks he says no (whom gets shot straight away) and then Bond arrives and theres a giant shootout (similiar to the one in Skyfall) and then Bond shoots the head of Missions ( Fezzo) and then he and other guards kill Quantum soldiers then Bond gives chase after visiting HQ to revcieve his new gadgets only a new gun (Walther PPQ) and you see Moneypenny and then M finds out where the other guards are going then he goes on a chase after Rex and his men then when they are about to destroy the White House theres a fight above in a plane where Bond kills all the guards then a fight to the end between Rex and Bond as Rex is holding onto Bond, Bond then travels to South Africa after learning from Rex then throwing him through the roof of the White House then in Quantums under sea lair the head of Quantum is hiding which he blows up but Bond and Julia escape. If this was a film you meet Julia Cameron as the mistress of Rex at the start on the plane but she wants to escape and is with Bond up until he goes to MI6 and then sleep together at her hotel them then go after Rex.

    I wrote a story one afternoon like this when I was bored.

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    I'd sooner he just dropped me into the piranha pool than make me watch that.

  • MurdockMurdock Mr. 2000
    Posts: 16,143
    Dragonpol wrote:
    Now that is a meme!

    Yes I do love making James Bond meme's. There so irresistible. :D
  • hullcityfanhullcityfan Banned
    Posts: 496
    I'd do a short film called Terroist Money (not the best of titles but you know)

    Year:2015
    Cast: Daniel Craig (Bond), Ralph Fiennes (M) ,Jefferey Wright (Felix Leiter) , John Hunt (head of Quantum),John Simm (Henchman called Rex),Ben Whisaw (Q), Rory Kinnear (Bill Tanner) Heidi Klum (Bond girl called Julia), Naomi Harris ( Moneypenny).

    Locations: Pakistan, Africa, Sweden, Paris,Italy,England,USA,Germany,Holland,South Africa.

    Directed by Sam Mendes
    Weapon: Walther PPQ , Walther PPK (1st half)
    Car: Aston Martin Cygnet

    Brief Description:
    Bond is in Pakistan going after Quantum for destroying part of the Eiffel Tower and they are forcing goverments to pay them for their landmarks but they destroy them and have to pay them more and then after being thrown out of a plane over London he walks into the Houses of Parliament where the head of Quantums missions skydives into Parliament with his guards and ask the Prime Minister to give Quantum Big Ben andn other landmarks he says no (whom gets shot straight away) and then Bond arrives and theres a giant shootout (similiar to the one in Skyfall) and then Bond shoots the head of Missions ( Fezzo) and then he and other guards kill Quantum soldiers then Bond gives chase after visiting HQ to revcieve his new gadgets only a new gun (Walther PPQ) and you see Moneypenny and then M finds out where the other guards are going then he goes on a chase after Rex and his men then when they are about to destroy the White House theres a fight above in a plane where Bond kills all the guards then a fight to the end between Rex and Bond as Rex is holding onto Bond, Bond then travels to South Africa after learning from Rex then throwing him through the roof of the White House then in Quantums under sea lair the head of Quantum is hiding which he blows up but Bond and Julia escape. If this was a film you meet Julia Cameron as the mistress of Rex at the start on the plane but she wants to escape and is with Bond up until he goes to MI6 and then sleep together at her hotel them then go after Rex.

    I wrote a story one afternoon like this when I was bored.

    Another box office smash from the people who brought you 'Felix Leiter the Movie'.

    I'd call the Felix Leiter one The Office where he gets demoted and then the office gets broken into by terroists and then Felix gets sent out to investigate it.
  • DragonpolDragonpol Writer @ http://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited June 2013 Posts: 15,485
    I'd do a short film called Terroist Money (not the best of titles but you know)

    Year:2015
    Cast: Daniel Craig (Bond), Ralph Fiennes (M) ,Jefferey Wright (Felix Leiter) , John Hunt (head of Quantum),John Simm (Henchman called Rex),Ben Whisaw (Q), Rory Kinnear (Bill Tanner) Heidi Klum (Bond girl called Julia), Naomi Harris ( Moneypenny).

    Locations: Pakistan, Africa, Sweden, Paris,Italy,England,USA,Germany,Holland,South Africa.

    Directed by Sam Mendes
    Weapon: Walther PPQ , Walther PPK (1st half)
    Car: Aston Martin Cygnet

    Brief Description:
    Bond is in Pakistan going after Quantum for destroying part of the Eiffel Tower and they are forcing goverments to pay them for their landmarks but they destroy them and have to pay them more and then after being thrown out of a plane over London he walks into the Houses of Parliament where the head of Quantums missions skydives into Parliament with his guards and ask the Prime Minister to give Quantum Big Ben andn other landmarks he says no (whom gets shot straight away) and then Bond arrives and theres a giant shootout (similiar to the one in Skyfall) and then Bond shoots the head of Missions ( Fezzo) and then he and other guards kill Quantum soldiers then Bond gives chase after visiting HQ to revcieve his new gadgets only a new gun (Walther PPQ) and you see Moneypenny and then M finds out where the other guards are going then he goes on a chase after Rex and his men then when they are about to destroy the White House theres a fight above in a plane where Bond kills all the guards then a fight to the end between Rex and Bond as Rex is holding onto Bond, Bond then travels to South Africa after learning from Rex then throwing him through the roof of the White House then in Quantums under sea lair the head of Quantum is hiding which he blows up but Bond and Julia escape. If this was a film you meet Julia Cameron as the mistress of Rex at the start on the plane but she wants to escape and is with Bond up until he goes to MI6 and then sleep together at her hotel them then go after Rex.

    I wrote a story one afternoon like this when I was bored.

    Another box office smash from the people who brought you 'Felix Leiter the Movie'.

    I'd call the Felix Leiter one The Office where he gets demoted and then the office gets broken into by terroists and then Felix gets sent out to investigate it.

    On re The Office:

    Will Bond get a guest appearance doing the David Brent dance in silhouette over the titles sequence?

    Please do say "yes". If "no" be the answer I'm going to Argos.
  • DB5DB5
    Posts: 408
    Title: "A Matter of Honour"

    James Bond - Sean Connery

    Dink - Margaret Nolan

    Im the summer of 1962 the KGB is increasingly concerned about what the CIA knows regarding the installation of Russian missiles in Cuba. Through one of their agents in Miami they become aware of a Danish masseuse employed at the Fontainbleau Hotel named Dineka Kejelsen, one of whose frequent clients is an Air Force General who has top clearance with the Pentagon and NSA. The Russian agent seduces and recruits Dineka, who goes by the nickname Dink, as a KGB operative. Her job is to get the Air Force General to reveal to her top secret information about reconnaissance missions over Cuba. To do this she becomes his lover, while continuing to be the mistress of the Russian spy. Meanwhile in London MI6 gets a major break when a KGB defector reveals the details of this operation to M, the head of British Intelligence. James Bond is sent to Miami to discover the identity of the Russian agent and assassinate him. Unfortunately little does he know that the Russians have a mole inside MI6, who informs the Russian spy in Miami about Bond's plans. In a chess game of moves and counter moves, Bond and the KGB agent chase each other across Miami, the Everglades, and the Florida Keys, while Dink uses her feminine charms and massage skills to get under Bond's skin, in more ways than one!
  • edited June 2013 Posts: 26
    Film Title: N/A
    Year: 1970s
    Location: Primarily West Germany
    Theme Performed by: I don't know
    Cast:
    Timothy Dalton as James Bond
    Udo Kier as the Villain
    Armin Mueller-Stahl as the Henchman
    Robert Brown as M
    Desmond Llewelyn as Q
    Caroline Quentin as Moneypenny
    Directed by: Peter Hunt
    Weapon of Choice: Walther PPK
    Bond Car: N/A
  • hullcityfanhullcityfan Banned
    Posts: 496
    Dragonpol wrote:
    I'd do a short film called Terroist Money (not the best of titles but you know)

    Year:2015
    Cast: Daniel Craig (Bond), Ralph Fiennes (M) ,Jefferey Wright (Felix Leiter) , John Hunt (head of Quantum),John Simm (Henchman called Rex),Ben Whisaw (Q), Rory Kinnear (Bill Tanner) Heidi Klum (Bond girl called Julia), Naomi Harris ( Moneypenny).

    Locations: Pakistan, Africa, Sweden, Paris,Italy,England,USA,Germany,Holland,South Africa.

    Directed by Sam Mendes
    Weapon: Walther PPQ , Walther PPK (1st half)
    Car: Aston Martin Cygnet

    Brief Description:
    Bond is in Pakistan going after Quantum for destroying part of the Eiffel Tower and they are forcing goverments to pay them for their landmarks but they destroy them and have to pay them more and then after being thrown out of a plane over London he walks into the Houses of Parliament where the head of Quantums missions skydives into Parliament with his guards and ask the Prime Minister to give Quantum Big Ben andn other landmarks he says no (whom gets shot straight away) and then Bond arrives and theres a giant shootout (similiar to the one in Skyfall) and then Bond shoots the head of Missions ( Fezzo) and then he and other guards kill Quantum soldiers then Bond gives chase after visiting HQ to revcieve his new gadgets only a new gun (Walther PPQ) and you see Moneypenny and then M finds out where the other guards are going then he goes on a chase after Rex and his men then when they are about to destroy the White House theres a fight above in a plane where Bond kills all the guards then a fight to the end between Rex and Bond as Rex is holding onto Bond, Bond then travels to South Africa after learning from Rex then throwing him through the roof of the White House then in Quantums under sea lair the head of Quantum is hiding which he blows up but Bond and Julia escape. If this was a film you meet Julia Cameron as the mistress of Rex at the start on the plane but she wants to escape and is with Bond up until he goes to MI6 and then sleep together at her hotel them then go after Rex.

    I wrote a story one afternoon like this when I was bored.

    Another box office smash from the people who brought you 'Felix Leiter the Movie'.

    I'd call the Felix Leiter one The Office where he gets demoted and then the office gets broken into by terroists and then Felix gets sent out to investigate it.

    On re The Office:

    Will Bond get a guest appearance doing the David Brent dance in silhouette over the titles sequence?

    Please do say "yes". If "no" be the answer I'm going to Argos.
    I don't know probably and the Leiter one Bond will just be with him till he gets recalled to do a proper mission.
  • TheWizardOfIceTheWizardOfIce 'One of the Internet's more toxic individuals'
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    I'd call the Felix Leiter one The Office where he gets demoted and then the office gets broken into by terroists and then Felix gets sent out to investigate it.

    I take back all my earlier criticisms. With a title like that which screams Fleming and a plot as thrilling as this:

    Brent: 'Who nicked Gareths stapler?'
    Leiter: 'I don't know boss but I'm going to hunt them down if it kills me.'
    Brent: 'Good man Felix. We need to send out the message that you dont f**k with Wernham Hogg! Take big Keith with you for a bit of muscle.'

    how can it possibly fail?
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    @hullcityfan, over the course of a mere few posts you have demonstrated that this thread is not for you. I at one point considered closing it but that would be a shame for it is essentially a good thread. I will not allow you to take it to acid land. Stop posting here please.
  • TheWizardOfIceTheWizardOfIce 'One of the Internet's more toxic individuals'
    edited June 2013 Posts: 9,117
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Stop posting here please.

    To clarify - does 'here' refer to just this thread or the boards in general?
  • hullcityfanhullcityfan Banned
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    @hullcityfan, over the course of a mere few posts you have demonstrated that this thread is not for you. I at one point considered closing it but that would be a shame for it is essentially a good thread. I will not allow you to take it to acid land. Stop posting here please.

    Hey but I was doing what everyone else did and what happened to my to my other comment?
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    Your other comment probably sank into the shallow end of the gene pool !
  • DragonpolDragonpol Writer @ http://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 15,485
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Stop posting here please.

    To clarify - does 'here' refer to just this thread or the boards in general?

    Yes, we need some clarification on this one.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 20,784
    From the quality of the posts so far, I'd say both. Perhaps @hullcityfan needs to stick his head in the sand for a while and think his membership through.
  • hullcityfanhullcityfan Banned
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    From the quality of the posts so far, I'd say both. Perhaps @hullcityfan needs to stick his head in the sand for a while and think his membership through.

    I like it using a quote from Casino Royale pretending to be M love it. Ok I'll go the Bahamas. and give me a break from Bond, just kidding I always take my Bond films on holiday with me but I've said too much back on topic please!
  • TheWizardOfIceTheWizardOfIce 'One of the Internet's more toxic individuals'
    Posts: 9,117
    but I've said too much

    The first valid comment youve uttered.
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