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Mister Stamper, I'm having fun with my titles! (from now on random fun: enjoy!!)

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  • SuperheroSithSuperheroSith SE London
    edited January 2013 Posts: 578
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Casino Royale

    Comedy- I Flipped My Aston 7 Times For This S@#$?!

    @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7, easily the best thing on here

  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 7,988
    Ai, it has been some time since i saw that one. well, here goes:

    CR67

    bad 50s science fiction: The cloning has started! Agents out of control!
    horror: When you've got the name, they will come after you!
    educational/documentary: How to lose control over filmmaking: all steps combined
    comedy: Whoops, it's contagious!
    romantic emo teenage flick: It wasn't his place, nor hers, but they found eachother
    porn: Spying extravaganza: bang them all!

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    SuperheroSith wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Casino Royale

    Comedy- I Flipped My Aston 7 Times For This S@#$?!

    @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7, easily the best thing on here

    Haha, I am glad you enjoy. I missed out on the Connery era, so I may retrace steps and add titles to the films. It's only just. ;;)
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,333
    CR67

    bad 50s science fiction - Replacing world leaders with Cyborgs

    horror - Torture of the Mind

    educational/documentary - Knowing how fast a Lotus Formula 3 can go without seeing it

    comedy - Sir James Died at Casino Royale

    romantic emo teenage flick - Marta's Holiday in Berlin

    porn - Awkward moments with Jimmy Bond
  • thelivingroyalethelivingroyale
    Posts: 12,837
    CR comedy- The 40 year old rookie.

    SF porn- Shanghai Poon.
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
    Posts: 4,012
    My long overdue entries for this thread. I'm afraid I have to leave CR67 for another day, for fear or brain damage.

    DAD

    50's Sci Fi – Solar beam from outer space
    Horror – The man who could not sleap
    Educational – Common errors in gene therapy
    Comedy – Expensive Acne
    Romantic – Frosty love
    Porn – Bird watching


    CR

    50's Sci Fi – The eye!
    Horror – The emasculator
    Educational – Game statistics: a guide with examples
    Comedy – Fun walks in Madagascar
    Romantic – I'm yours
    Porn – The mighty little finger

    QoS

    50's Sci Fi – The green oil drinker
    Horror – Thirsty to death
    Educational – Il Palio di Siena – a historical analysis
    Comedy – Fun at the Opera
    Romantic – Strawberry Fields forever
    Porn – Imaginative uses for stationary

    SF

    50's Sci Fi – The man who didn't die
    Horror – The dead island
    Educational – Radical dental work manual
    Comedy – Close shave
    Romantic – The faces of Eve
    Porn – Steamy showers with James and Severine
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,569
    How about NSNA? :D


    bad 50s science fiction - Attack Of The Sharks With Lasers On Their Heads

    horror - The Elimination Of All Free Radicals

    educational/documentary - How to effectively defeat a villain using your urine

    comedy - Never Say Never starring Justin Bieber

    romantic emo teenage flick - Allah's Tears Are For You, Baby

    porn - Fatima doesn't blush
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,333
    Never Say Never Again

    bad 50s science fiction - Birth of the Cylon World Domination

    horror - Revenge of the Hairpiece

    educational/documentary - Remakes and why they don't work 85% of the time

    comedy - Johnny English Zero: Birth of an Agent

    romantic emo teenage flick - Blushing in the deep

    porn - Bond's little finger in the philly.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 7,988



    bad 50s science fiction - Getting properly nuked

    horror - Eye examinations from hell

    educational/documentary - Why driving and keeping pet snakes don't go well together

    comedy - Don't tell Fatima she aint no good!

    romantic emo teenage flick - She didn't understand, she used to love him

    porn - Blonde Bimbo on a Boat

  • FromCanadaWithLoveFromCanadaWithLove Canada
    Posts: 612
    Bad 50s Science Fiction - Combover Comeback
    Horror - The Clinic
    Educational/Documentary - Ambitiously Rubbish
    Comedy - Flying Asses
    Romantic Emo Teenage Flick - Never Say Never: James Bieber
    Porn - Thundertesties!
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
    Posts: 4,012
    CR67

    50's Sci Fi – Flying dishes and Casinos
    Horror – The deadman's daughers
    Educational – Forgotten tales of the Scottish Highlands
    Comedy – You don't look anything like your uncle, James
    Romantic emo – Any other name
    Porn – The happy widow
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,569
    Okay peeps, we've done the series. From now on, you can drop by and produce any funny title you can imagine. ;-)

    Thanks so far for the many pages of good laughter!

    Enjoy.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,333
    007 Agent Under Fire

    bad 50s science fiction - Attack of the Clones!

    horror - Double Trouble!

    educational/documentary - Is Adrian Malprave, Elizabeth Hurley? Let's find out!

    comedy - She's Fallen for me in the blades

    romantic emo teenage flick - In the pale Nightshade

    porn - Bloch Blocker
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited July 2013 Posts: 12,459
    I was thinking of my favorite threads and remembered this one!

    Now I do not get to theatres often and rentals take a while here, so I am fresh out of ammo for this thread. (Last movie I saw was Skyfall.)

    But I thought if anyone would like to do, oh say Man of Steel or Iron Man 3, or any of the big films that have come out recently, that might be hilarious.
    Or pick up from Murdock's last entry (see above). Or last year's megahit The Avengers.

    Or even pick an actor, and put new titles for their films - like: Robert Downey Jr's Films or Steven Seagal's Films ...

    Anyone care to pick up this gauntlet? I, for one, would greatly enjoy reviving this thread. This was such great fun, making up titles for films.

    Categories have been:

    Bad 50s Science Fiction -
    Horror -
    Educational/Documentary -
    Comedy -
    Romantic/ Emo Teenage Flick -
    Porn -
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,569
    Ah yes, my favourite thread of long. ;-)

    I'm going with SF:

    Bad 50s Science Fiction - It's called ... a radio
    Horror - Enjoying death
    Educational/Documentary - Simple word associations
    Comedy - Last rat standing
    Romantic/ Emo Teenage Flick - Naked without my Beretta
    Porn - Mommy is very bad or Take the bloody shot
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,459
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Ah yes, my favourite thread of long. ;-)

    I'm going with SF:

    Bad 50s Science Fiction - It's called ... a radio
    Horror - Enjoying death
    Educational/Documentary - Simple word associations
    Comedy - Last rat standing
    Romantic/ Emo Teenage Flick - Naked without my Beretta
    Porn - Mommy is very bad or Take the bloody shot

    I adore Skyfall, but we did it a page or two back - buy hey, I can't remember what I wrote, and more importantly there are plenty of folks who didn't do it. So yes, let's begin again with Skyfall! (Note: if you already did this, please re-post or update your titles!)

    (I especially like your "Last rat standing" and "Naked without my Beretta" entries, @DarthDimi!) I do feel naked without my Beretta; how about you?
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
    edited July 2013 Posts: 17,691
    Skyfall

    Bad 50s Science Fiction - The Crawling Silva
    Horror - Shoot The Glass Off My Head
    Educational/Documentary - Hydrochloric Cyanide Dentistry
    Comedy - Home Alone VI: Lost In The Highlands
    Romantic/ Emo Teenage Flick - Take The Shot & I'll Fall For You
    Porn - Loaded In The Shower
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,569
    I think it might be advisable, as this thread is purely about Bond films, to start a new thread in the general movies section to cover films outside the series. ;-) @4EverBonded, will you do the honours, dear lady? Since it is your idea after all. ;-) And yes, I feel naked without my Beretta, but I feel even more naked when naked and holding my Beretta... uuuh... I didn't say that. :-\"
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,459
    OK, let's update Skyfall here and I'll start a new thread momentarily for other films ...
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    edited July 2013 Posts: 16,333
    007 Nightfire

    bad 50s science fiction - Death from Beyond!

    horror - The Q Worm Lives!

    educational/documentary - Power Plants and Nuclear Missiles make one Nasty combination.

    comedy - Large Saki and one Hell of a Massage.

    romantic emo teenage flick - Please protect my servants.

    porn - Nightshade in the lower center of gravity.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited July 2013 Posts: 13,977
    Skyfall

    Bad 50's Sci-Fi - Killer Komodos from Shanghai; The Island of Mr. Rodriguez; Planet Cyberterror
    Horror - To Know Fear; Sadistic Game; Cyanide Man
    Education/Documentary - Uncovered: MI6's Secret Deal with the Chinese Government; Raoul's London Adventures
    Comedy - Not Bad For A Physical Wreck; Go On, Eject Me!
    Romantic/Emo - An Evening with Eve; Don't Cry For Me, Jimmy
    Porn - That's Not My Finger Touching Your Ear; I Can Do More Damage In My Pyjamas
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    I dearly love this thread. I missed a few films along the way, so I may pop in and fill those spaces I left behind! :)
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,459
    Okay, keep these to Bond films and we are moving along nicely ... :)
    I need to update some of the older ones I missed, too, 0Brady.

    Trying to have the other thread (Moviegoers ...) be for all other kinds of films.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited July 2013 Posts: 12,459
    QBranch wrote:
    Skyfall

    Bad 50's Sci-Fi - Killer Komodos from Shanghai; The Island of Mr. Rodriguez; Planet Cyberterror
    Horror - To Know Fear; Sadistic Game; Cyanide Man
    Education/Documentary - Uncovered: MI6's Secret Deal with the Chinese Government; Raoul's London Adventures
    Comedy - Not Bad For A Physical Wreck; Go On, Eject Me!
    Romantic/Emo - An Evening with Eve; Don't Cry For Me, Jimmy
    Porn - That's Not My Finger Touching Your Ear; I Can Do More Damage In My Pyjamas

    @QBranch - All are funny, but I really cracked up with your Porn title: I can do more damage in my pyjamas. Brilliant!

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,977
    I'm still not sure what it even means... but thanks!
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Bumping a classic thread. Should be mandatory reading for all newbies.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,569
    Truer words were never spoken, @Kerim! :-)
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,459
    This is one of my favorite threads ever!
    But how to continue ... ? Any film at all? Or choose a genre? (action films/romantic comedies, horror, etc.) I am thinking any film is fine, we can roll with that and see how it goes. When we see a new film in the theater - or for any film we have recently seen, rented or oldies, etc. - we can then post our alternative "titles" for it here. :)

    I'll try to come up with one later ... but I do love this thread; it is hilarious, so I hope others jump on board soon.
  • WalecsWalecs On Her Majesty's Secret Service
    Posts: 3,157
    Murdock wrote:
    educational/documentary - Talk Here, listen here: How to use cell phones 1997 Edition.
    Kerim wrote:
    Porn: One Night in Paris
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Porn: Wait, Don't Pull it Out, I'm Not Done With it Yet
    jackdagger wrote:
    Porn: You Know My Name- You'll Be Screaming It Later
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Comedy: Do I Have a Little Itch Down There, Or Am I Just Happy To See You?


    These ones made my day!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    One of my favorite threads. Many a laugh was had in the past. There are still a few films that I never did the titles for, so I may return to this soon.
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