Which Bond director would you rather...

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  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    Once again, Roger Moore. I figure the whole diary could be adapted to a satirical comedy.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Planet of Death
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    I think the most entertaining might be George.

    Barry Nelson-
    Sean Connery-
    David Niven-
    George Lazenby-1
    Roger Moore-1
    Timothy Dalton-
    Pierce Brosnan-
    Daniel Craig-
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    At least we'll know why did he chew on a garlic while on set right before doing the romantic scenes with Dame Diana. :))
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Planet of Death
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    Wasn t it the other way around?

    I chew on garlic almost daily, and have never once been attacked by vampires.
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    Oh I have been attacked once... My dry humour scared her away. I needn't the use of garlic, at all.
  • Shark_0f_LargoShark_0f_Largo Lancashire, UK
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    I'd say George Lazenby. Sure it'd be some read.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Planet of Death
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    Barry Nelson-
    Sean Connery-
    David Niven-
    George Lazenby-2
    Roger Moore-1
    Timothy Dalton-
    Pierce Brosnan-
    Daniel Craig-
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
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    Barry Nelson-
    Sean Connery- 1
    David Niven-
    George Lazenby-2
    Roger Moore-1
    Timothy Dalton-
    Pierce Brosnan-
    Daniel Craig-

    Has to be Connery. Bet there is some incendiary stuff in his diary!
  • Lancaster007Lancaster007 Shrublands Health Clinic, England
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    Which Bond s secret diary would you rather get hold of?

    Barry Nelson-
    Sean Connery-3
    David Niven-
    George Lazenby-2
    Roger Moore-1
    Timothy Dalton-
    Pierce Brosnan-
    Daniel Craig-

    Connery's just to see what the old misery thinks of everyone! Though I wouldn't expect too many surprises - he's sued all but one producer he's worked for, if I remember correctly!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Planet of Death
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    Corrected scores

    Barry Nelson-
    Sean Connery-2
    David Niven-
    George Lazenby-2
    Roger Moore-1
    Timothy Dalton-
    Pierce Brosnan-
    Daniel Craig-

    Thanks for the votes. I will get hold of the diary most people demand, and publish it online.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Planet of Death
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    This wasnt very popular, but I just stole the diaries of Connery and Lazenby, to be published shortly.

    Nelson, Niven, Dalton, Brosnan, Craig-no one gives a damn about your shallow inner lives.

    New question:
    Which Bond would you rather wake up in bed with after a drunken out of your mind evening?

    I may pass on this personally, but looking forward to some revealing answers. Maybe some ladies and homos may finally contribute here?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Planet of Death
    edited February 2016 Posts: 32,633
    My vote for a skeleton.

    Barry Nelson-
    Sean Connery-
    David Niven-1
    George Lazenby-
    Roger Moore-
    Timothy Dalton-
    Pierce Brosnan-
    Daniel Craig-

  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    edited February 2016 Posts: 23,883
    Oh, alright then, difficult as it may be, I'll take a shot at this.

    This is probably the only situation where, of all the Bonds, I will select Pierce Brosnan.

    The reason being, I'll have time to high tail it out of there because he'll inevitably start to bare his soul to me ("made your bed" and all that metro mumbo jumbo) rather than getting down to business.

    Connery will probably kill me and Craig has been there before (as he confessed in SF) so I may not make it out.
  • TripAcesTripAces Universal Exports
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    Wasn t it the other way around?

    I chew on garlic almost daily, and have never once been attacked by vampires.

    Yes. I believe Rigg chewed garlic to spite Lazenby. By all accounts, she couldn't stand him.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Planet of Death
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    Barry Nelson-
    Sean Connery-
    David Niven-1
    George Lazenby-
    Roger Moore-
    Timothy Dalton-
    Pierce Brosnan-1
    Daniel Craig-


    Thanks, Bondjames. Any more homos?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Planet of Death
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    TripAces wrote: »
    Wasn t it the other way around?

    I chew on garlic almost daily, and have never once been attacked by vampires.

    Yes. I believe Rigg chewed garlic to spite Lazenby. By all accounts, she couldn't stand him.

    But can you stand him? If so, give him a vote in the brand new straight competition!
  • BirdlesonBirdleson San Jose, CAModerator
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    Personally, I love demeaning terms, but there are a few gay members (I know that we have some here) that may quietly be somewhat disconcerted by the term "homos". And I can't believe I'm the one sticking up for PC word usage, I don't know what's gotten into me.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Planet of Death
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    Gays? Fruits? Queers? Pervs? Women?

    Give us a vote then.
  • BirdlesonBirdleson San Jose, CAModerator
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    I give up. I tried to be sensitive for once.
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    You are showing your age mate .
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Planet of Death
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    Birdleson wrote: »
    I give up. I tried to be sensitive for once.
    Forget that, wrong thread.
  • BirdlesonBirdleson San Jose, CAModerator
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    Mrcoggins wrote: »
    You are showing your age mate .

    Quite the opposite. When I was in my teens, twenties and thirties we would just use any term that would pop into our heads. I was trying to be more modern and enlightened.
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    @Birdleson I have Allways thought of you as one of the more modern and enlightened members
  • BirdlesonBirdleson San Jose, CAModerator
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    Well, I think those who know me would consider me very liberal, but in a more traditional way.
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
    edited February 2016 Posts: 13,106
    @Birdleson is so modern he refuses to say 'A New Hope' instead of 'Star Wars', and will kill everyone who makes that mistake ;)
  • BirdlesonBirdleson San Jose, CAModerator
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    Just reading that gets my blood boiling! STAR WARS!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Planet of Death
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    Ladies and homos, this wasn t very encouraging. Only David Niven and Pierce Brosnan are allowed near any of our beds here. As for the rest of them, yuk!

    Less controversial question coming up instead:

    Which Bond actor would you rather see as a superhero? And which one? Masked vigilantes can also be considered and other similar sci fi creations.
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    Dalton, of course! He's already been a superhero!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Planet of Death
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    That s true. I guess you are referring to the Rocketer?
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
    edited February 2016 Posts: 15,423
    Let's not forget, George Lazenby played Superman's father, Jor-El. So, he sort of is a superhero, too.

    But, if it was up to me, I would have liked to see Sean Connery play an aging Nick Fury (the original) in the 1980s. Call it Nick Fury, Agent of SHIELD.

    Daniel Craig would definitely be a great Green Arrow (no, not "Arrow", but "Green Arrow").
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