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I didn't realise that when they said 'would you mind popping round to feed the cat' they meant 'and also water the entire garden', about which I am considerably less keen...
Aah you're back....!!
How was the bike trip ?
I should post in the going away/coming back thread I guess!
And empty the litterbox.
I don't even mind that!
(For British kids in the '80s, the most mindblowing thing about Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure was WATERLOO. Closely followed by shops that are open in the evening.)
Pretty abundant here in Florida. Especially in the big tourist cities such as Orlando and Tampa. But also highly expensive. The one in my town is about $13 per person and you can get about 4-5 hours out of it.
Me and my gal are off to a music & BBQ at one of my local pubs tomorrow.
Should be fun,as long as I don't get bloody sunburnt.
Make sure it covers the thunderballs.
I'll get my coat.
What does one do then? Well, in my case, with the girlfriend occupied during the day, I buy a 6-DVD box of Steven Seagal trash and watch it with the greatest amusement. This stuff is bad, people, and it only gets worse. :D Every year, Seagal's output seems to increase while imdb signals him with <2.0 ratings to stop, please, STOP all right. But he just won't. He can't keep his belly on the same continent as his ego but don't let that fool you. The man is an expert archaeologist, martial artist, gunman, scientist, porch fixer, doctor, horseman ..., he's an expert everything. Women want him more than jewellery and he's also the world's greatest father -- who would have known. He can drive cars like a pro and speaks more languages than C-3PO. He consults Catholic priest almost as often as Buddha -- betting on multiple horses, are we? -- oh, and he can cook and play the guitar like no-one can. If you're looking for tragedy, it's there too. The man is a sad example of someone suffering from an identity crisis: he wants to be a black man, an Italian, an Asian and an Inuit, all at the same time. Unfortunately, he's just a white man, ain't that a shame? Moreover, he's surrounded by people who serve only as decoration or to put stress on how awesome he really is by failing in almost everything they do. Understand please that things aren't exactly facilitated when a cheap sound stage has to substitute for a Chinese, Parisian or Russian neighbourhood, and when people looking at the sky are basically looking at a poor CGI job because even the skies are too expensive for a Steven Seagal film. And for those of us who really can't make out any of this highly intellectual stuff, there's fortunately the kind voice-over lady, explaining how she crossed paths with this marvellous man once and will never forget about it. To finish it all off, there's the generic CASIO keyboard score, good enough to fill in the blanks when Seagal's awesomeness diverted your attention away from the complicated story.
So you see, when feeling ill, Steven Seagal is the cure! I'm feeling better already and I'm only one film in. I still have the whole weekend to go! Steven Seagal, my saviour.
Here's something to have a really good time with:
https://theflyingguillotine.wordpress.com/2011/08/17/the-ridiculousness-of-steven-seagal-part-1/
You wanted your old route back that bad?
Something in his cocktail I hear?!!!!
Tell us more. Get it off your chest.
I promise I will have my rant tomorrow. Honest! Lol!