Lines You Want (or don't want) to Hear in Spectre

KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
edited December 2014 in SPECTRE Posts: 2,629
Let's see if this thread goes anywhere. I'll start.

Want to hear:

(Bond) "Blofeld"

Don't want to hear:

(Bond) "What, you're not going to caress my inner thighs".

(Hinx) "Undertaker, I will kill you at WrestleMania"!

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  • MurdockMurdock Mr. 2000
    Posts: 16,116
    What I don't want to hear.

    (Blofeld) KEEL BOND NAOW!
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
    Posts: 17,005
    Friends don't let friends post drunk. :)>-
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    If you're talking to me, I'll have you know good sir that I'm a teetotaler.

    Now, if you were talking to Murdock. Yeah, I heard that he was a lush. :D
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
    Posts: 17,005
    Kerim wrote: »
    If you're talking to me, I'll have you know good sir that I'm a teetotaler.
    Then you are simply a silly silly British man.
    :))
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    I thought I was Turkish.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
    Posts: 17,005
    Kerim wrote: »
    I thought I was Turkish.
    You're not a Buffy fan then...
    /:)
  • echoecho 007 in New York
    Posts: 4,590
    "Sir, Mr. White is something of a must with me."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded Riding a white swan to Matera
    Posts: 12,409
    Do want to hear: "Blofeld? What kind of name is that?" (by just about anybody)

    Do NOT want to hear:

    "Is that your pussy?"

    "Always with the cats, Ernst?"

    "is that a pinkie ring?"

    "Extortion is so much more fun than .... one MILLION dollars!"


  • SirHilaryBraySirHilaryBray Scotland
    edited December 2014 Posts: 2,138
    I do want a Blofeld "Hello Mr Bond, we have been exspecting you"

    Dont want "You have met Mr White, and Mr Domonic Greene have you met Mr Pink & Mr Blue from the reservoir dog branch of Spectre".
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded Riding a white swan to Matera
    Posts: 12,409
    I don't want:

    "Bond, eh? I heard you were just a code name."
  • SirHilaryBraySirHilaryBray Scotland
    Posts: 2,138
    Lol yeah
  • I want to hear Mr Bond I have been expecting you.

    I don't want to hear the following.

    Mr Blofeld is not here right now as he is on holiday, so please enter code 0007 Mr Bond and blow his secrete base up on the way out.

    When Bond goes to the secret base and knocks on the door , he hears You will have to come back later I'm doing the dishes. So please storm the base at a more convenient time.
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
    Posts: 15,423
    I want to hear:
    Bond:"So, here I am, meeting the man... face to face... who was behind all these schemes of conspiracy... in all these years."

    What I don't want to hear:
    Bond:"Wasn't it a lifetime ago you promised me to buy delicatessen in stainless steel?"
    =))
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    What I don't want to hear:
    Bond:"Wasn't it a lifetime ago you promised me to buy delicatessen in stainless steel?"
    =))
    haha i could go for this!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Not a funny one guys but, I'll scream in the cinema if a certain person says ....
    " Let me introduced myself Mr Bond. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld !" :D
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger The Lazenby Pit
    Posts: 42,471
    I want to hear
    Mr White: "AAAAARGGHHH!"

    I do not want to hear
    Bond: "How the @&;%¤ did you get out of the chimney?"
  • Lines written by Purvis and Wade :))
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    Lines I don't want to hear:

    "Hello Mr White, I'm going to beat you black and blue"
  • mcdonbbmcdonbb deep in the Heart of Texas
    Posts: 4,116
    Considering Fleming's Bond was a strict heterosexual rather not hear "what makes you think its my first time?". ...even if it is meant to throw off the interrogator. That was Logan's dream and interpretation ..not Fleming's. And no I'm not homophobic.
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    Posts: 23,883
    mcdonbb wrote: »
    Considering Fleming's Bond was a strict heterosexual rather not hear "what makes you think its my first time?". ...even if it is meant to throw off the interrogator. That was Logan's dream and interpretation ..not Fleming's. And no I'm not homophobic.

    I've always thought he was referring to being tied up in a chair (as he was) and being accosted by another man - something which happened to him in CR in a somewhat brutal and uncomfortable fashion. I thought he was sardonically referring to that traumatic experience when he blirted that line out but it of course had a double meaning re: varied sexual experiences as well, given the context.
  • mcdonbbmcdonbb deep in the Heart of Texas
    Posts: 4,116
    True... I can see that as well. I loved the scene and the movie ...that line to me just seemed inconsistent with the character. I'm torn because I do get the subtext. of the line... so now as I waver back and forth lol...

    Okay I wanna change my answer... ummmm :-?
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
    Posts: 15,423
    Don't know which side of the topic must this belong to. Lol!
    Mr. White:"Well, as I said before, Tosca is not for everyone."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    "It's a bingo"
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
    Posts: 15,423
    Lines I certainly don't want to hear.
    *A host treats Bond with great hospitality, inviting him to take a cigarette*
    Bond:"No, I don't smoke. Thank you."
  • mcdonbbmcdonbb deep in the Heart of Texas
    Posts: 4,116
    Ooo ooo I got my answer ...any line with Bond requesting Smirnoff... I doubt that would ever be Bond's vodka of choice. Yuk.
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
    Posts: 15,423
    mcdonbb wrote: »
    Ooo ooo I got my answer ...any line with Bond requesting Smirnoff... I doubt that would ever be Bond's vodka of choice. Yuk.
    I thought Smirnoff was brilliant? But that's just me. After all, I can't stand still after having three vodka martinis. LoL! :))
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    edited December 2014 Posts: 23,883
    "Well 007, you complained about a lack of gadgets last time, so here's your new toy. Aston Martin call it the DB10. We call it the DB-Invisible10. Adaptive camouflage.......try to bring the equipment back in one piece"
  • edited December 2014 Posts: 6,432
    Mr Hinx 'Good evening Mr Bond, I am Mr Hinx'
    Bond 'Named after a French Commune perhaps?'
    Mr Hinx 'PILEDRIVER!!!'

    Not a line obviously, though please please don't have Hinx doing wrestling moves on Bond!
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
    Posts: 15,423
    A line I do want to hear:
    Bond:"I thought I saw a spectre on your shoulder."
  • A line I do want to hear:
    Bond:"I thought I saw a spectre on your shoulder."
    Oh yes!! :)
    And please some classic ones.
    "Bond. James Bond."
    "Vodka Martini. Shaken, not stirred."
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