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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Tamahori: "Look, Pierce! I have stigmata - the wounds of Christ. It's a sign!"

    Broz: "Yeah, a sign that you cut yourself while trying on Rosa Klebb's shoes."

    Tamahori: "You're cleverer than you look."
  • mattjoesmattjoes
    edited May 2019 Posts: 6,747
    mattjoes wrote: »
    This ends tomorrow.
    Tomorrow never dies, it seems.

    Judging time. No runner up this time because I'd have to list all the contributions you fellas made. This was a really good round.

    Winnah is @Thunderfinger.
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "Pierce, I must confess. The cards did not foretell that we will be lovers. I rigged the deck."

    "I know."

    "Oh."
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "Now push it gently in...out...in...out...INN!...out..SOME VIOLENT THRUSTS now! If you know what I mean?"

    Your turn, sir.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Why thank you, @mattjoes !

    What s going on here?

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  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
    edited May 2019 Posts: 23,419
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
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    ...on this occasion DC forgot to cut out the middle man

  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Craig: Man, i really should have slashed my wrists...

    Guy holding Craig: suck it up princess, it will all be over in a couple hours.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    M sounded so angry when he summoned Bond. Did he know it was Bond who put those thumbtacks on his chair? That must be it! Damn Tanner! The rat!
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
    edited May 2019 Posts: 23,419
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    The Spy Who Deflated Me
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Of course there had to be a photographer there just when the robot needed new batteries.
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
    edited June 2019 Posts: 23,419
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    DC's reaction to finding out there will be no love scene with Ana de Armas
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited June 2019 Posts: 5,185
    "Maybe if i twist my ankle really bad, i can get out of this. On that doorstep, here we go, 3... 2... 1..."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Daniel on his way to the press conference where it will be announced that Idris Elba is taking over.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Craig's stund double sure looked the part. Pity he didn't move 'cat like' at all..
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited June 2019 Posts: 5,185
    To make the new Bond film even MORE realistic and dark, EoN decided to focus on how secret agent James Bond is withering away in a boring 9 to 5 government deskjob.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    These are all terrific so far. Can you manage a few more? Judging during the weekend, I think.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Craig sure looked at different hieroglyvics for his intrpretation of 'walk like an egyptian'.
  • DeerAtTheGatesDeerAtTheGates Belgium
    edited June 2019 Posts: 524
    "No! You can't photograph this, it's not supposed to be out until 2 whole years later!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    As it s been over two weks, let s wrap this up and pass the baton.

    All great entries, but 3rd place goes to @CommanderRoss for
    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    Craig's stund double sure looked the part. Pity he didn't move 'cat like' at all..

    Runner-up is @00Agent
    00Agent wrote: »
    Craig: Man, i really should have slashed my wrists...

    Guy holding Craig: suck it up princess, it will all be over in a couple hours.

    and
    00Agent wrote: »
    To make the new Bond film even MORE realistic and dark, EoN decided to focus on how secret agent James Bond is withering away in a boring 9 to 5 government deskjob.

    Winner is @Fire_and_Ice_Returns with
    Fire_and_Ice_Returns wrote: »
    ...on this occasion DC forgot to cut out the middle man

    and my very favourite of them all:
    Fire_and_Ice_Returns wrote: »
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    DC's reaction to finding out there will be no love scene with Ana de Armas

    Good one! Over to you.

  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    As it s been over two weks, let s wrap this up and pass the baton.

    All great entries, but 3rd place goes to @CommanderRoss for
    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    Craig's stund double sure looked the part. Pity he didn't move 'cat like' at all..

    Runner-up is @00Agent
    00Agent wrote: »
    Craig: Man, i really should have slashed my wrists...

    Guy holding Craig: suck it up princess, it will all be over in a couple hours.

    and
    00Agent wrote: »
    To make the new Bond film even MORE realistic and dark, EoN decided to focus on how secret agent James Bond is withering away in a boring 9 to 5 government deskjob.

    Winner is @Fire_and_Ice_Returns with
    Fire_and_Ice_Returns wrote: »
    ...on this occasion DC forgot to cut out the middle man

    and my very favourite of them all:
    Fire_and_Ice_Returns wrote: »
    Daniel-Craig_Cardona_290518-2.jpg
    DC's reaction to finding out there will be no love scene with Ana de Armas

    Good one! Over to you.

    Cheers @Thunderfinger, hopefully this next picture has not been used previously...

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  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited June 2019 Posts: 5,185
    Moneypenny: Do it, come on, do it... Pull the trigger, i wanna see what happens.

    BudgetBond: Let go of my hand you crazy bitch.
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    00Agent wrote: »
    BudgetBond
    :))
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    After the Palazzi/Derval debacle, the ironic revenge department of SPECTRE enacted a plan to murder 007 and replace him with a double. No one could tell the difference.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Come on! You swore you would eat your hat if he was really Sean s brother.

  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited June 2019 Posts: 5,185
    Neil: Look at me now Sean, i'm stealing all your girls! That's for always making fun of me because i could never get a girlfriend in my teens...

    Lois: Sean told us this crazy story, is it true that you lost a testicle in a freak bike accident when you were a kid?

    Neil: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    Lois 'You know I got paid more money for this than any Bond film I was in'
    Daniela: 'What! you actually got paid for this, I thought it was a Bond cast reunion? Sean did seem a bit shorter than last time I saw him'
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited June 2019 Posts: 5,185
    Daniela: I think he's about to piss himself.
    Lois: Again!? Pull yourself together Neil, and hold this damn gun. Don't let it fall out your Hand again.
    Daniela: This is the worst presstour ever. I'll never work with an amateur again. God i miss Sean.
    Lois: Me too Sister, but let's just try and keep this professional till it's over. Smile for the camera.
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    00Agent wrote: »
    Daniela: I think he's about to piss himself.
    Lois: Again!? Pull yourself together Neil, and hold this damn gun. Don't let it fall out your Hand again.
    Daniela: This is the worst presstour ever. I'll never work with an amateur again. God i miss Sean.
    Lois: Me too Sister, but let's just try and keep this professional till it's over. Smile for the camera.

    :))
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Other than 007, 009 really couldn't handle his weapon really well....
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited June 2019 Posts: 5,185
    Lois: So tell me Neil, how the hell did you get this job?

    Neil: The Producers saw how much I was surrounded by women at all times and they thought that me and Sean had the same power of attraction, and that it was a 'Connery' thing.

    Lois: And it never crossed their minds that you were actually gay?

    Neil: No, i don't think so.

    Daniela: That goatee of yours should have been a dead giveaway. Come on girls, let's go shopping.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    SPY KID BROTHER
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited June 2019 Posts: 5,185
    Flirtacious improv scene #017

    Lois: I see you handle your weapon very well Mr. Bond.

    Neil: Yes, uhh, just like my, uhh, Penis... I umm, handle my Penis very well too, yeah... I guess

    Daniela: You must have many girls chasing after you Mr. Bond...

    Neil: Uhh, well, yeah, ummm no, you mean like running? I guess not really... There is this pretty cashier at my local supermarket that throws me a smile sometimes when I'm there, and wishes me a nice day, which is pretty nice... Maybe i should ask her out one day but i get so nervous and what if she freaks out and rejects me and I would just jadajadjadajada...

    Daniela Bianchi: Holy f***, and this guy is supposed to be Sean Connery's brother?
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