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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Blofeld's new interpretive jazz hand movements, spoilt " Auld Language Syne"
    for everyone.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Spectre turn to Semaphore after Bond cracks their 9 eyes communications plot!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    All right, let s get it over with. Excellent entries from everyone, good job. If I have to pick out some highlights, here they are:

    Third place
    MajorDSmythe wrote: »
    Try as he might, Blofeld just couldn't get the hang of "I'm a little tea pot....".

    Second place and some of my favs:
    WillyGalore wrote: »
    The Ku Klux Klan were not happy when they discovered that their housekeeper had not separated colours from whites....



    ....and they weren't happy with their laundry either.

    WillyGalore wrote: »
    Blofeld once again proved that Science wasn't his strong suit when his original formula for Viagra didn't work quite as intended.

    WillyGalore wrote: »
    "Well, one of us is going to have to go home and change".
    WillyGalore wrote: »
    The outdoor rave was coming to a close when the human clock signalled it was nearing 2am.

    First place and my favs:
    Thunderpussy wrote: »
    In the spectre's got talent section of the meeting, Blofeld
    did his magic act, and no one could figure out where he was
    hiding the two traffic cones he'd just vanished !
    Thunderpussy wrote: »
    Blofeld felt so silly dropping the " Welcome James" sign.

    Thunderpussy wrote: »
    Blofeld gets ready to crowd surf at the big spectre Christmas bash !

    Especially the last one there got me giggling like a little girl. Your turn, @Thunderpussy.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Thanks, I had so many laughs reading the entries. :))
    will try and find a pic quickly. :)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    19560899.jpg
    It's so hard trying to find a Picture. ( Hope it hasn't already been used)
  • YtterbiumYtterbium
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    "Don't worry ladies, I'm sure we will find this contract to star in Bond 17. I must have dropped it somewhere".
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Tim: "Well, ladies, you're both already on your knees, so... Are we gonna make this happen?"

    *raises both eyebrows*
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    It has been used before, but what the hell.

    MEOW
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    I'll let it run for a short time then, not too long ;)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote: »
    Tim: "Well, ladies, you're both already on your knees, so... Are we gonna make this happen?"

    *raises both eyebrows*

    Was going to make the exact same joke. Damn.

    "If any of you fart and blow our cover, I'll be real livid."
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Dantes Peak 2, starring Yvonne Strahovski, Linda Hamilton, and Timothy Dalton as Harry Dalton.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    The IAAF crackdown on drug cheats was beginning to take it's toll, as the remaining athletes take their start positions for the Olympic 100m Final.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Thunderpussy wrote: »
    I'll let it run for a short time then, not too long ;)

    Feel free to let it run the whole week. We've had duplicates before, and all it does is make us work harder to be clever.
    Thunderpussy wrote: »
    19560899.jpg

    After his fame following his role as James Bond fizzled out and he became a relatively forgotten actor, Timothy Dalton retired from stage and film performance to start his own acting school. In this picture he is seen teaching two students some method acting on the stage floor. That day's lesson: How to be a frog.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    :)) Some great lines.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Tanner was inviting everyone over to his flat on his birthday.

    Everyone he could find, that is.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Tim and Linda were quick to apportion blame to the person who had just sharted.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    The Avengers... The Justice League, now meet The Defense Force. The current lineup consists of Miranda Lawson, Sarah Connor and James Bond.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Renard s atomic bomb is about to go off.

    Bond: " Dr. Jones, can you defuse that bomb? Dr. Jones? DR. JONES!"

    Christmas Jones: " Hmmm...wonder if my mouth is too big in this?"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Here we see Timothy Dalton making a cameo during the inquiry scene of Skyfall as the room erupts in gunfire and everyone inside takes cover from the bullets. His scenes were largely left on the cutting room floor, but footage does still exist of him yelling at Silva from cover, "you missed me, you blonde fairy git!"
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited December 2015 Posts: 13,894
    Dalton: "Sssh! It's the Pierce Brosnan fan club, they've never forgiven me. I became a Time Lord to escape them... but even that wasn't enough."
  • AceHoleAceHole Belgium, via Britain
    edited December 2015 Posts: 1,727
    Thunderpussy wrote: »
    19560899.jpg
    It's so hard trying to find a Picture. ( Hope it hasn't already been used)

    "Hey blondie, can you explain to Tim that I'm not Sarah Connor..?!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited December 2015 Posts: 45,489
    The doorbell-what could be worse than that?

    Who could it be, Jehova s Witnesses, Mum and Dad, the uptight neighbour, the police, Tanner again?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Connery s panther walk was much praised, so Dalton decides to try it himself.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    The CGI smoke could always be added in later.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    For Halloween, all the dogs wore human disguises.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Timothy Dalton stars in his new film The Character of the Giant Hand (2015).
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Tim couldn't believe his luck, when his suggestion of a game of Twister was enthusiastically accepted.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He was pushing the condom package in his right hand slowly closer. Would they notice? Would they approve?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Be careful. He just sniffed my butt, and now he is looking at you."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    In addition to teaching theater after his acting career went to the pits, Timothy Dalton also spent his Fridays and Saturdays immersed in yoga at his local exercise gym. The position he and his peers are doing in the photo is referred to by Dalton as "The Krest," inspired by his Bond days. You drop down on your knees, pull your weight forward on your hands and grab your head, while screaming as if your noggin is being blown up. You then fall limp on the floor to finish it.
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