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  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,331
    007 Nightfire

    bad 50s science fiction - Moonraker 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    horror - Mayhew's servants.

    educational/documentary - How to hide an underwater base

    comedy - Lower Center of Gravity

    romantic emo teenage flick - Happy New Year indeed, Dominique.

    porn - Caviar for Kiko.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,561
    TMWTGG

    bad 50s science fiction - "It Came From Under The Bed"

    horror - "Peanut Killer IX: The Final Peanut"

    educational/documentary - "How To Keep Everything Else Warm"

    comedy - "Lazar! Or How I Learned To Stop Talking And Hold My Piece"

    romantic emo teenage flick - "He Chewed Me"

    porn - "The Erotic Adventures Of NickNack: Half! You Get The Rest Later".
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    edited May 2014 Posts: 16,331
    007 Everything or Nothing

    bad 50s science fiction - Nanobots from the Iron Curtain!

    horror - Max Zorin's student.

    educational/documentary - How to fly a helicopter in an Egyptian temple.

    comedy - Jaws 5, Rise of the shocking revenge!

    romantic emo teenage flick - Slow and inevitable death 003.

    porn - Nanobots coming out of Katya's cleavage.
  • BAIN123BAIN123
    edited May 2014 Posts: 11,189
    The World is Not Enough:

    Bad 50s Science Fiction: It is Aliiiive!!

    Horror: It Came Twice a Year

    Educational/Documentary: How To Care for Shoulder Injuries

    Comedy: No Pain, No Gain

    Romantic Emo Teenage Flick - The King's Daughter / The Man Without a Pain Face

    Porn: Sexy Science Babes in Flooded Subs and Wet T-shirts

    (All these films would be an "R-rating" in the US of course ;) )
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,459
    Looking back, it seems I never did Dr. No, FRWL, AVTAK, TLD, and LTK, and GE. Yay! I will get those done over the next few days. This is such a great thread.
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
    Posts: 5,080
    A View to a Kill

    Bad 50s Science Fiction: Q's Remote Control Spy Machine

    Horror: Dr. Carl Mortner's Creation

    Educational/Documentary: Earthquakes and Fault Lines

    Comedy: Airship!

    Romantic Emo Teenage Flick - Mayday beds Bond

    Porn: Mature Man and Hot Geologist Babe Have a Shower
  • YtterbiumYtterbium
    edited November 2015 Posts: 269
    I'm reviving this thread, since we have a new film that would need alternate fun titles !

    Quick reminder : imagine SPECTRE spoofed by different film genres, e.g. Sci-Fi, comedy and of course porn. Naturally spoofs require titles that are adequate as well as funny.

    The categories are these:
    Bad 50s science fiction
    Horror
    Educational/documentary
    Comedy
    Romantic emo teenage flick
    Porn
    and a new one : Detective Story

    So let's start and have fun !

    Bad 50s science fiction : The thousand eyes of Doctor Blofeld
    Horror : Spectres inside your head
    Educational/documentary : How to follow up a Sky Fall
    Comedy : Bond, White and Blofeld's awkward reunion
    Romantic emo teenage flick : Roman holidays
    Detective Story : Murder on the Orient Moroccan Express
    Porn : Threesome on a train
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,561
    element 70 @Ytterbium. :D

    Bad 50s science fiction: The man that is everywhere
    Horror: When the dead wear a familiar face
    Educational / documentary: How to take over the world through daddy issues
    Comedy: Yo Momma 2: Hinx
    Romantic emo teenage flick: Cuckoo does it for you
    Detective story: 'C' stands for 'careless'.
    Porn: SPECTRE: Special sExecutive for Contraception, T&A-ism, eRection and Ejaculation
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    Posts: 6,791
    Bad 50s science fiction : The Blofeld Xperiment
    Horror : The Chair of Oberhauser/The Author of All Your Pain
    Educational/documentary : Hidden Hotel Rooms
    Comedy : The Health Clinic
    Romantic emo teenage flick : How to Lose a Girl in London
    Detective Story : The Secret of Mr. White
    Porn : You Don't Have to Learn Her Anything
  • TreefingersTreefingers Isthmus City, Republic of Isthmus
    Posts: 191
    Bad 50s science fiction: Nine Eyes...and Tentacles

    Horror: Don't go into the abandonned HQs!

    Educational/documentary: A Day in the Life of an Evil Lair Technician

    Comedy: Roman Candles

    Romantic emo teenage flick: Writing's on the Wall

    Porn: Serpieri's Donna Lucia (animated)

    Detective Story: The Pale King meets the Crows
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,331
    Bad 50s science fiction: My Brother the Driller Killer!

    Horror: House on Crater Hill.

    Educational/documentary: Special Executive for Counterintelligence Terrorism Revenge and Extortion.

    Comedy: Q and his two cats.

    Romantic emo teenage flick: Franz Oberhauser: Slashing wrists to villainy.

    Detective Story: A Stay at the Hilderbrand.

    Porn: Pleasure's of the little finger 2: digging the flesh.
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 on fb and ajb
    Posts: 9,020
    Bad 50s science fiction: The All-Seeing-Eye Tentacle Monster came at Midnight!

    Horror: The Day Of The Dead

    Educational/documentary: Derelict buildings in Mexico City

    Comedy: Guess Who's Coming To Dinner and Lobotomy?

    Romantic emo teenage flick: I said in one piece, not one piece!

    Porn: MILF getting a shot of Bond.

    Detective Story: C in the Dark

    Silent movie: Hinx and the Lady in the Silver Dress

    Saturday morning cartoon: The Scooby Gang meets Jimmy Bond.

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited November 2015 Posts: 28,694
    I love this thread, so, so much.

    Bad 50s science fiction: "It Came From the Crater"

    Horror: "Terror in Tangier"

    Educational/documentary: "Viva La Vida: How to Survive the Day of the Dead Parade"

    Comedy: "Daddy Issues and the Assassin's Daughter" OR "Hinx's Odd Jobs"

    Romantic emo teenage flick: "A Kite in the Hurricane of Love"

    Porn: "The 'C' Stands for Cock" OR "Hotel Hook-ups Vol. 5: I Came Here to F@#$ You"

    Detective Story: "The Secret Behind S.P.E.C.T.R.E" OR "The Tentacles of Time"
  • YtterbiumYtterbium
    edited November 2015 Posts: 269
    It's great to see this thread alive again. Some really funny titles here !


    Here are some more


    Bad 50s science fiction: The woman who saw two James

    Horror: Running among the dead

    Educational/documentary: Long takes for dummies : this is how it's done.

    Comedy: Four Spectres and a Funeral

    Romantic emo teenage flick: he's a spy and a assassin, but my heart belongs to Daddy;

    Detective Story: The secret of the dead old Lady.

    Porn: "I am a dead woman" necrophilia with Lucia

  • dinovelvetdinovelvet
    edited November 2015 Posts: 709

    Bad 50s science fiction : THE TENTACLES OF FEAR

    Horror : NINE EYES OF DEATH

    Educational/documentary : A BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO HEAD-DRILLING

    Comedy : THE SPY, HIS HALF BROTHER, AND A CAT

    Romantic emo teenage flick : NIGHT TRAIN TO MOROCCO

    Detective Story : A FAMILIAR RING

    Porn : JIMMY BOND 0013" IN SEX-TRE : NOW WE KNOW WHAT THE C STANDS FOR

  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    Posts: 10,588
    Bad 50s science fiction: Logically Toxicology

    Horror: The Ring

    Educational/documentary: A Secret is Something You Can't Tell Anyone

    Comedy: Hello Pussy

    Romantic emo teenage flick: Spy-light

    Detective story: Los Muertos Vivos Estan

    Porn: SPECTRACLE TENTACLE: NEW DIGS
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    Posts: 10,588
    Bumping this thread.
  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
    edited August 2016 Posts: 3,000
    QOS

    Horror: Dr. Bond and Mr. Borne

    Bad 50's science fiction: Dr. Green's Reactor Cells Gone Awry!

    Educational: Location Location Location!; Mistakes in Hotel Building

    Comedy: Teachers on Hiatus (I'm sure I'm not the first to think of this one.)

    Romantic emo teenage flick: A Hotel in the Desert: Where our love died.

    Porn: Help Me Look for the Stationary (How was that a pickup line?)
  • KaijuDirectorOO7KaijuDirectorOO7 Once Upon a Time Somewhere...
    Posts: 189
    The Man With The Golden Gun

    50's Sci-Fi/Horror: Dracula the Hitman

    Education: The Art of A Murder

    Comedy: Biting The Bullet

    Thriller: The Day of Scaramanga

    Anime: James Bond vs. Golgo 13

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Claws of Death
    Better Dead Than Red Grant
    Rape Is the Cure
    Atom Bond
    Bondo is in the Condo
    Pizza Glory
    Gay As a Lark
    Wassap Nigga?
    Thai Straightening
    Braceface and the Aquaman
    Braceface and the Master Race for Space
    Max and Maggie Hotline
    Curry On Clowning
    May Another Day
    Bond Goes Talibananas
    Rogue Seven
    Me James, You Janus
    Typo
    Bond Shags a King and Dr Jones
    Kill! Bondfranchise! Now!
    Card Sense Jimmy Begins
    Elvis the Movie
    Death By Youtube
    Big Brother Is Watching

  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    Posts: 10,588
    =))
  • sirseanisbondsirseanisbond
    Posts: 2,189
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Claws of Death
    Better Dead Than Red Grant
    Rape Is the Cure
    Atom Bond
    Bondo is in the Condo
    Pizza Glory
    Gay As a Lark
    Wassap Nigga?
    Thai Straightening
    Braceface and the Aquaman
    Braceface and the Master Race for Space
    Max and Maggie Hotline
    Curry On Clowning
    May Another Day
    Bond Goes Talibananas
    Rogue Seven
    Me James, You Janus
    Typo
    Bond Shags a King and Dr Jones
    Kill! Bondfranchise! Now!
    Card Sense Jimmy Begins
    Elvis the Movie
    Death By Youtube
    Big Brother Is Watching

    =D> =D> =D>
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    edited September 2016 Posts: 10,588
    SPECTRE

    Bad 50s science fiction: The Day Your Past Comes Back To Haunt You

    Educational/documentary: 101 Ways Not to Spend Your Money

    Comedy: How James Got his Groove Back

    Porn: British Guy Porks Beautiful Italian MILF After Husband's funeral
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,490
    SP Porn: "Touch It...You Can Touch It If You Want."
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    Posts: 10,588
    :))
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,490
    TWINE Porn: "It's Big And Black, And The Driver Is A Very Good Friend Of Mine."
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    Posts: 10,588
    SP Porn: "A Huge, Unstoppable Force."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited September 2016 Posts: 40,490
    SP Porn: "Enter My Crater: A Tale of Two Stepbrothers."

    SP Porn: "Five Minutes Is All I Need, Donna Lucia."
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    Posts: 10,588
    You're on a roll, @Creasy47.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,490
    It would appear I'm a porn expert.
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