Which fictional Bond Girl would be best in bed???

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  • ggl007ggl007 www.archivo007.com Spain, España
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    DRush76 wrote: »
    This is a tacky and sexist thread. Why hasn't it been closed?


  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
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    ggl007 wrote: »
    DRush76 wrote: »
    This is a tacky and sexist thread. Why hasn't it been closed?


    Moore at his best. Gosh do I miss him. ^:)^
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    bondjames wrote: »
    ggl007 wrote: »
    DRush76 wrote: »
    This is a tacky and sexist thread. Why hasn't it been closed?


    Moore at his best. Gosh do I miss him. ^:)^

    I thought this clip might turn up on this thread! :))
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    I often wonder how many cigars that girl from TWINE could hide.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    Kerim wrote: »
    I often wonder how many cigars that girl from TWINE could hide.
    New lows are always surprising.
    :-O
  • Dragonpol wrote: »
    For a second there I forgot there really isn't any difference between 13 year olds writing fanfiction on various social media sites and this forum...

    It makes me wonder why you deign to be a member here.

    This topic has nothing to do with other topics on this website. Obviously I'm a big Bond fan and I like to talk about the franchise, but I never realized before how some people look at the women in the franchise. So seeing everyone talk about it like this is a little painful. I don't understand the big offense when a few people say they disagree with a something. You don't have to agree, but still there's no reason to make anyone feel unwelcome.
  • MurdockMurdock Mr. 2000
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    Stacey Sutton. ;)
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    Dragonpol wrote: »
    For a second there I forgot there really isn't any difference between 13 year olds writing fanfiction on various social media sites and this forum...

    It makes me wonder why you deign to be a member here.

    This topic has nothing to do with other topics on this website. Obviously I'm a big Bond fan and I like to talk about the franchise, but I never realized before how some people look at the women in the franchise. So seeing everyone talk about it like this is a little painful. I don't understand the big offense when a few people say they disagree with a something. You don't have to agree, but still there's no reason to make anyone feel unwelcome.

    Let's not forget that the franchise is one that has women very sexualized. Which is a good thing: I am all for sexuality being lived fully and not to shy away from it. I also think a similar thread could be done with men although it would be more difficult as Bond is obviously the best lover and villains are often either sexually deviant or impotent.
  • DragonpolDragonpol Writer @ http://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Dragonpol wrote: »
    For a second there I forgot there really isn't any difference between 13 year olds writing fanfiction on various social media sites and this forum...

    It makes me wonder why you deign to be a member here.

    This topic has nothing to do with other topics on this website. Obviously I'm a big Bond fan and I like to talk about the franchise, but I never realized before how some people look at the women in the franchise. So seeing everyone talk about it like this is a little painful. I don't understand the big offense when a few people say they disagree with a something. You don't have to agree, but still there's no reason to make anyone feel unwelcome.

    Well, fair enough. I just thought your comment a tad condescending to the members here. I have no desire to make you feel unwelcome; quite the opposite in fact. Sorry to have crossed wires. :)
  • AceHoleAceHole Belgium, via Britain
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    AstonLotus wrote: »
    DRush76 wrote: »
    This is a tacky and sexist thread. Why hasn't it been closed?

    Oh give it a rest.Everyone here respects women.

    Now go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich woman!

    Euripides indeed...
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    Which Bond girl would be best in bed would depend of anyone's particular preferences and expectations. If one wants someone more submissive, then one like Solitaire would be more suitable, but more assertive then you'd go for someone like Fiona Volpe. I still think certain Bond girls would be too aggressive for most men: Xenia and May Day, as I mentioned above. And certain far too bland or vulgar to be interesting.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    In my dreams: Solitaire. ;-)

    But I would think Fiona. I mean, look at how she makes love to Connery. Like a wild, caged animal!!

    (And I may have just revealed too much about my own sexual preferences...)
  • edited April 2015 Posts: 13,401
    It might as well be the right place to mention this, but Fiona Volpe might be the only Bond girl we know at which exact moment Bond penetrates her. And the effect it has on her. How they got away with it I have no idea: it was not only eroticism, it was borderline porn.
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
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    I think there was an attempt at re-entry some years later in space as well. ;)
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    bondjames wrote: »
    I think there was an attempt at re-entry some years later in space as well. ;)

    Not nearly as daring.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    @Ludovico, you make an interesting point, sir. I'd never thought about it like that.

    I did always think that Brosnan and Berry went at it pretty explicitly.
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    @Ludovico, you make an interesting point, sir. I'd never thought about it like that.

    I did always think that Brosnan and Berry went at it pretty explicitly.
    I agree. I always thought that the Brosnan/Berry scene was "pretty vigorous" (to quote Frost), surprising so in fact, for a Bond film as well.
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    But it did not have the eroticism. And Young is simply the best director and it shows.
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    If this were a poll, yeah the person who started it can conduct it and the girl with the highest percentage of mentions would win.
    Judging from the posts up to now, I think Fiona would finish FIRST PLACE
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Snake on a plane of being
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    Murdock wrote: »
    Stacey Sutton. ;)
    OOOOOHHH! MUUUUUUUUUURDOOOOOOCK!!!!!!!

    Is that why?
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Stacey in 1985?
    I wouldn't pass on the occasion... ;-)
    Excellent choice, @Murdock!
  • MurdockMurdock Mr. 2000
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    Murdock wrote: »
    Stacey Sutton. ;)
    OOOOOHHH! MUUUUUUUUUURDOOOOOOCK!!!!!!!

    Is that why?
    Well I'd be wearing ear plugs. =))
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    This stupid thread MUST be closed!!



    Because it doesn't honour the Goddess Wai Lin....
  • doubleoegodoubleoego #LightWork
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    Number 1. Rightfully so!

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  • edited April 2015 Posts: 11,175
    I love Connery's "playing it cool" expression on the 4th image down (the one where he's in the bed with Volpe).
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    It depends on what kind of treatment you wanna give the girl :D

    Whether you want some dirty love or kinda kitten treatment. What about it?
    There are Bond girls that give you different "vibes", right?
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    OHMSS69 wrote: »
    If this were a poll, yeah the person who started it can conduct it and the girl with the highest percentage of mentions would win.
    Judging from the posts up to now, I think Fiona would finish FIRST PLACE

    I don't think it can be a poll though, as there are too many variables and who would be best in bed depends of so many personal preferences.

    That said, I still have to go with Fiona Volpe. And she is the Bond girl with the most erotic, more explicit love scene.
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    Kostas_P wrote: »
    It depends on what kind of treatment you wanna give the girl :D

    Whether you want some dirty love or kinda kitten treatment. What about it?
    There are Bond girls that give you different "vibes", right?

    That's why I vote for Eva Green. She would be the best of both :p
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    We will never know for sure but I think Plenty 'o Toole could've been pretty good, and Tiffany thought so too "I bet you really missed something".

    It was just a pity that bond was interrupted and caught with more than his hands up :))
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    Sharky wrote: »
    We will never know for sure but I think Plenty 'o Toole could've been pretty good, and Tiffany thought so too "I bet you really missed something".

    It was just a pity that bond was interrupted and caught with more than his hands up :))

    Plenty had the right body, but she was one step above a prostitute, so I am not sure she would have been that great. And stupid women can be a turn off.
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