Lines You Want (or don't want) to Hear in Spectre

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  • Do want:

    Anybody: "...number one."

    Do not want:

    Hinx: "Evil conspiracies are not only welcomed...they're allowed."
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
    Posts: 4,423
    Blofeld - "Mr Hinx, please would you take care of Mr Bond..."
  • dominicgreenedominicgreene The Eternal QOS Defender
    edited December 2014 Posts: 1,756
    "Thank q, Q." Bond smirks.
    "Oh f**k off, 007."
  • "What a terrible waste of good vodka"

    "Bond. James Bond" - we already know his name

    "Shaken, not stirred"

    "Nooooooooo!"

    "Speak to me!"

    "Yes, I am invincible"

    "It's good to see you, Mr. Bond" (if we hear lines like this, then Mike Meyers gets a career again)
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
    Posts: 15,423
    "I always enjoy our visits, Mr. Bond. As painful as they can be, I'm afraid this one has come to an end. Goodbye, Mr. Bond."
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
    Posts: 2,667
    "So, the real Mr White is the cat!"

    Well if Doctor No was originally going to be a monkey, anything goes...
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    edited December 2014 Posts: 4,528
    Bond: You whant me death ? No Mr Bond i whant that you spread the word, and..
    Bond: (Take his gun..) : Shut up !

    The Hulk to fade by my angry Mr Bond what you do with me in the desert.

    The third rule you must know about us is that we don't give up and stick like specter and hold so long as needed.

    Iam afraid mis Swann get her swann song tonight, now it is time for yours.







  • DrunkIrishPoetDrunkIrishPoet The Amber Coast
    Posts: 156
    "Goodbye, Mr. Bond. I'm not going to bullshit you--I know who you are and I'm going to kill you now."

    "I rectify problems, Miss Lucia; if you're not careful, I may have to 'rectify' you."

    "Oh, James!"
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,449
    Want to hear "Let his death be a particularly unpleasant one"

    Don't want to hear "Where's Mr. Bigglesworth?"
  • I want to hear:

    Q: "This Aston Martin looks like a normal car but.....".
  • Seven_Point_Six_FiveSeven_Point_Six_Five Southern California
    Posts: 1,257
    I'd like to hear Bond, with a smug smirk on his face, ask Mr. White "How's the leg?"

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  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    Posts: 23,883
    Mr. White: " Are you really going to shove me in the trunk of your Aston Martin again?!"
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
    Posts: 15,423
    bondjames wrote: »
    Mr. White: " Are you really going to shove me in the trunk of your Aston Martin again?!"
    Bond:"Depends on whether you might unleash your forces upon my own."
  • SarkSark Guangdong, PRC
    Posts: 1,138
    "before I kill you, let me explain my plan." or anything of that sort.
  • Posts: 246
    don't want to hear...
    "what were you expecting Mr Bond? A leather chair and a white cat? I don't really go in for that any more."

    do want to hear…
    Q: "This is your new car. Here's the key. I'm sure you know all the gadgets inside out already as per usual, so don't bother trying to humour me - I'm saying nothing and you can fuck right off."
  • "He jeopardized MINE!!!" -Christopher Walken
  • Saved by the Bell
  • Hinx: *nothing*
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
    edited December 2014 Posts: 15,423
    Don't want to hear...

    Mod Edit - Any possible lines from the leaked Spectre script are not to be posted please.
    They will be removed.

  • Agree with that. Sounds more like something McClane would say.
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
    Posts: 15,423
    TheBondFan wrote: »
    Agree with that. Sounds more like something McClane would say.
    Oh yes! I couldn't help but envision McClaine in my mind saying that.
  • SarkSark Guangdong, PRC
    Posts: 1,138
    For the love of god that better not be in the finished draft.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,356
    Oberhauser/Blofeld: Were brothers Mr. Bond...
  • Bond: The names Bond... James Bond.

    Lucia: Well, Mr. Bond. It's probably a good idea for you to tell someone who cares.
  • dominicgreenedominicgreene The Eternal QOS Defender
    edited December 2014 Posts: 1,756
    Don't want to hear...

    Mod Edit - Any possible lines from the leaked Spectre script are not to be posted please.
    They will be removed.



    I'm sorry but that quote is awesome. That better be in the final draft.
  • SmithersSmithers Bandit Country
    Posts: 48
    Bond to Blowfeld - Nice earlobes!
    Blowfeld to Bond - Arr. as ever a pleasure but this time I am not going to waste my time locking you up in a room with the kind of equipment the A Team can make a battle cruiser out of I am just going to shoot you now - Bye Bye! (Film over!)
  • Posts: 2,010
    Bond to Blofeld -- "The name is….well, you know my name."

    Blofeld to Bond -- "Oh, the disadvantages of you."

    Blofeld actor to his makeup artist -- "Go ahead, Blofeld me."

    Moneypenny to M. -- "Is M spelled with an M or an E?"

    Moneypenny to Q. -- "Is Q spelled with a Q or a C?"

    All hot chicks with Bond -- "Oh, Shems!"













  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Bond to Oberhauser: "Do you think you can just waltz in here like that?" (And winks to the camera.)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    "I will kill you, but listen to my dandy plan first."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,622
    Want:

    (Bond) "I take a ridiculous pleasure in what I eat and drink." (or any dialogue detailing Bond's cuisine choices)

    e.g: (May) "Scrambled eggs and one strong coffee coming up!"

    Don't want:

    (Bond) "Hinx, you say?"
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