Let's have some fun: Your Top 5 Ugliest/Prettiest Bond Girls!

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  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Prettiest:

    5. Vesper
    4. Domino
    3. Severine
    2. Fiona
    1. Solange

    Not Prettiest:

    5. Irma Bunt
    4. Swiss Gatekeeper
    3. Grace Jones
    2. Madonna
    1. Charles Gray
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
    Posts: 5,080
    Kerim wrote:
    Prettiest:

    5. Vesper
    4. Domino
    3. Severine
    2. Fiona
    1. Solange

    Not Prettiest:

    5. Irma Bunt
    4. Swiss Gatekeeper
    3. Grace Jones
    2. Madonna
    1. Charles Gray

    =))
  • Posts: 6,396
    Kerim wrote:
    Prettiest:

    5. Vesper
    4. Domino
    3. Severine
    2. Fiona
    1. Solange

    Not Prettiest:

    5. Irma Bunt
    4. Swiss Gatekeeper
    3. Grace Jones
    2. Madonna
    1. Charles Gray

    You must admit though, he does have the most impressive pussy of them all. ;-)
  • Posts: 251
    Adding on to this, which country do you think has produced the prettiest Bond girls? I don't think Italy has steered us wrong yet. Daniela Bianchi, Luciana Paluzzi, Maria Grazia Cucinotta, and Caterina Murino are all incredibly gorgeous.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited July 2014 Posts: 2,629
    Italy followed very closely by France.
  • JuraquagmireJuraquagmire Canada
    Posts: 41
    Attractive:
    Melina Havelock
    Holly Goodhead
    Giacinta Johnson
    Stacey Sutton
    Solitaire

    Unattractive:
    May Day
    Ruby Barlett
    Pam Bouvier
    Rosie Carver
    Andrea Anders/Octopussy
  • Prettiest:
    .1. Strawberry
    .2. Solitaire
    .3. Vesper
    .4. Holly
    .5. Domino

    Ugliest:
    Wai Lin
    Christmas (Yes, I'm serious)
    Pussy
    Tracy
    Mary
  • Posts: 2,341
    Ugliest
    Rosa Klebb
    Irma Bunt
    Paula Caplan
    Student Pilot in LALD
    Holly Goodhead


    Prettiest
    Solitaire
    Christmas Jones
    Jinx
    Pam
    Melina Havelock
  • edited July 2014 Posts: 1,817
    Only counting Bond girls and leaving aside female characters:

    Prettiest
    Stacey Sotton
    Solange
    Tatiana Romanova
    Domino
    Tracy

    Ugliest
    Helga Brandt
    Rosie Carver
    Saida
    Manuela
    May Day
  • Posts: 4,622
    Update
    Five hottest
    1. Jill St John
    2. Denise Richards
    3. Brit Ekland
    4. Tanya Roberts
    5. Ursula Andress

    I'll pass on the 5 fugliest. I can't think of one fugly, let alone 5.
  • NikoNiko United States
    Posts: 2
    Look, I'm having a really hard time identifying the most unattractive Bond girls.

    But, here's the list of my 5 Most Attractive Bond Chick characters:

    1. Octopussy
    2. Camille Montes
    3. Strawberry Fields
    4. Stacey Sutton
    5. Pam Bouvier

    I could only name a couple: Rosie Carver & May Day as "uncharacteristic" casting choices for a Bond girl. But they could be an acquired taste for some.
  • marcmarc Universal Exports
    Posts: 2,609
    Prettiest:
    - Corinne
    - Melina
    - Pam
    - Andrea
    - Paris

    Ugliest:
    1. May Day
    2. Madeleine
    3. Elektra
    4. Rosie
    5. Jinx
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
    edited May 2021 Posts: 3,985
    Hot:
    Pam Bouvier
    Tatiana
    Vesper
    Honey
    Anya

    Not my cup of tea:
    Fiona (probably not a popular choice but there's a harshness to her)
    Rosie
    Mayday
    Jinx
    Helga
  • DeathToSpies84DeathToSpies84 Newton-le-Willows, England
    edited May 2021 Posts: 257
    Hot:

    Pam Bouvier (Walking into the bank with her new haircut = 😍)
    Vesper Lynd
    Lupe Lamora
    Tatiana Romanova
    Severine

    Honourable mentions: Solange, Melina, Solitaire, Honey and Paris

    Not so Hot:

    Miss Goodnight
    Magda
    May Day
    Holly Goodhead
    Pussy Galore
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
    Posts: 3,985
    Hot:

    Pam Bouvier (Walking into the bank with her new haircut = 😍)
    Vesper Lynd
    Lupe Lamora
    Tatiana Romanova
    Severine

    Honourable mentions: Solange, Melina, Solitaire, Honey and Paris

    Not so Hot:

    Miss Goodnight
    Magda
    May Day
    Holly Goodhead
    Pussy Galore

    Good god man, Britt Ekland was sexy as hell as Goodnight!!!! 😁
  • goldenswissroyalegoldenswissroyale Switzerland
    edited May 2021 Posts: 4,409
    marc wrote: »
    Prettiest:
    - Corinne
    - Melina
    - Pam
    - Andrea
    - Paris

    Ugliest:
    1. May Day
    2. Madeleine
    3. Elektra
    4. Rosie
    5. Jinx

    Interesting top 5. I would defintely also list Pam (you nailed it with Pam @DeathToSpies84) and Corinne.But I'm not attracted by the ice cold Melina and Paris is another woman I wouldn't call beautiful.

    I wouldn't call any Bondgirl “ugly“ and there are definitely a lot of attractive women out there with darker skin but May Day and Rosie are the only ones I would definitely list in the lowest group. While I like May Day (at least her final scenes), Rosie shouldn't be in the movie at all.
  • marcmarc Universal Exports
    Posts: 2,609
    It wasn't easy for me to compile this Top 5; Honey and Wai Lin, e.g., also were candidates. I don't think Melina is too cold to be among the prettiest; she's just more serious, and her parents have been killed.

    Of course, the actresses of at least Madeleine, Elektra and Jinx (with long hair) are really beautiful in other movies, I think, but here they come across as rather ugly for a movie imo. I agree that Rosie shouldn't be in LALD; May Day neither, but I also like how she saves Silicon Valley in the end.
  • DeathToSpies84DeathToSpies84 Newton-le-Willows, England
    Posts: 257
    marc wrote: »
    Prettiest:
    - Corinne
    - Melina
    - Pam
    - Andrea
    - Paris

    Ugliest:
    1. May Day
    2. Madeleine
    3. Elektra
    4. Rosie
    5. Jinx

    Interesting top 5. I would defintely also list Pam (you nailed it with Pam @DeathToSpies84) and Corinne.But I'm not attracted by the ice cold Melina and Paris is another woman I wouldn't call beautiful.

    I wouldn't call any Bondgirl “ugly“ and there are definitely a lot of attractive women out there with darker skin but May Day and Rosie are the only ones I would definitely list in the lowest group. While I like May Day (at least her final scenes), Rosie shouldn't be in the movie at all.

    Fair enough. I like Pam because there’s something confident and badass about her.
  • goldenswissroyalegoldenswissroyale Switzerland
    Posts: 4,409
    @marc Elektra and Madeleine “rather ugly“? I defintely can't see that. The two actresses are far away from ugly for me. But I admit that some Bondgirls look less attractive as they should/could (compared to other pictures/films we know from them). I.e. Severine's look in the casino doesn't attract me at all. It's a pity because the actress looks stunning on many photos...
  • marcmarc Universal Exports
    edited May 2021 Posts: 2,609
    I think it has to do with the very unsettled and dark characters they're playing (Madeleine is a terrorist's daughter, after all, and a psychologist.)
    I.e. Severine's look in the casino doesn't attract me at all. It's a pity because the actress looks stunning on many photos...
    I definitely agree
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    edited May 2021 Posts: 4,478
    Actres:

    1. Ana de Armas
    2. Gemma Arterton
    3. Izabella Scorupco
    4. Olga Kurylenko
    5. Rosamund Pike

    Chacters:
    1. Melina Havelock
    2. Natalya
    3. Fields
    4. Camile
    5. Kara Milovy
    6. Jenny Flex

    I like her as Goodnight, but i never vergot how ugly Britt Ekland be in interview around Casino Royale. I like Lea as Madeline the moost in 'L American, moost ugly was with the airplane and don't feel need to her return in first place. But i haven't cast Lea for the movie, for same reasen i haven't cast Waltz. That she already be in Mi4 can have been another reasen.

    Never been fan of Solange and Vesper/Eva Green. Halle Berry always be better as Storm in X-men movies. Ana de Armas be a like on second side and she looks great in that bluedres, but movie is not out yet.
  • Jordo007Jordo007 Merseyside
    Posts: 2,571
    I must admit Eva Green is a weird one for me in Casino Royale, in her big moment when she walks into the Casino in the purple dress, I don't find her attractive. Later on when her and Bond are on the beach, she is absolutely gorgeous. I'm not very clued up on makeup, but she looks more natural on the beach and it suits her more in my opinion

    I think that happens with a few of the women in Bond films, were they're absolutely stunning in real life but in the films their character's aren't glamorous because of the story, such as Kara in TLD. She is beautiful in real life and was still a knockout in the 40 anniversary celebration of Bond
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited May 2021 Posts: 14,171
    I think it's Vesper's hairstyle in that casino entrance scene that's unflattering. She never did much for me in that film, but I agree, she looks more attractive on the beach, and for a brief moment when she sees the P99 in Bond's envelope (no euphemism) in the elevator.
  • Jordo007Jordo007 Merseyside
    edited June 2021 Posts: 2,571
    QBranch wrote: »
    I think it's Vesper's hairstyle in that casino entrance scene that's unflattering. She never did much for me in that film, but I agree, she looks more attractive on the beach, and for a brief moment when she sees the P99 in Bond's envelope (no euphemism) in the elevator.

    Haha that was a better pun than anything in Die Another Day mate. Yeah I agree, I love that moment just before that as well, when Vesper is looking at Bond. Eva Green is such a talented actress, the look alone tells a thousand words. It's like her armour is slowly being stripped away until Bond becomes a professional killer again and her walls come back up
  • Posts: 230
    Just thinking of main or secondary Bond girls INTENTED to be appealing - no Klebb, Blunt, Bambi, Mayday, etc.

    Top 5 (in no particular order): Elektra, Tatiana, Domino, Lupe, Camille

    Next 5: Solitaire, Vesper, Volpe, Moneypenny (Harris), whoever the hell De Armas is playing in the next movie.

    Bottom 5 (in no particular order): Pussy Galore, Octopussy, Kara, Magda, Ruby

    Next 5: Tiffany Case, Melina, Natalya, Wai Lin, Anders
  • edited June 2021 Posts: 7,506
    Cutest
    Solange
    Fiona Volpe
    Jill Masterson
    Severine (Without the extensive makeup)
    Honey Ryder (Don't know why she isn't mentioned more here?)

    Honorable mentions
    Tanya Romanova
    Vesper
    Elektra

    Ugliest
    Tiffany Case
    Rosie Carver
    Magda
    Paris Carver
    Jinx
  • echoecho 007 in New York
    Posts: 6,067
    Come to think of it, it was a huge missed opportunity in OP not to have an Indian actress as Magda. They really needed two Swedes...in India?
  • Posts: 7,506
    echo wrote: »
    Come to think of it, it was a huge missed opportunity in OP not to have an Indian actress as Magda. They really needed two Swedes...in India?

    Good point.
  • R1s1ngs0nR1s1ngs0n France
    Posts: 2,034
    Top 5 Good Girls
    Honey Ryder
    Tatiana Romanova
    Domino Derval
    Solitaire
    Anya Amasova

    Bottom 5 Good Girls
    Kissy Suzuki
    Mary Goodnight
    Kara Milovy
    Wai Lin
    Christmas Jones

    Top 5 Bad Girls
    Miss Taro
    Fiona Volpe
    Naomi
    Xenia Onatopp
    Elektra King

    Bottom 5 Bad Girls
    Helga Brandt
    Rosie Carver
    Andrea Anders
    May Day
    Miranda Frost (I love Rosamund Pike, but competition in the Bad Girl department was stiff)
  • Posts: 1,314
    This topic feels very dated. Voting on the “ugliest” women in a film. I think we’re above this.
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