Let's have some fun: Your Top 5 Ugliest/Prettiest Bond Girls!

edited October 2012 in Bond Movies Posts: 1,391
Ugliest:

1-Lisl Von Schlaff (FYEO)
2-Mad Day (AVTAK)
3-Rosie Carver (LALD)
4-"Alien Head" Magda (Octopussy)
5-Mary Goodnight (TMWTGG)

Prettiest:

1-The adorable Corrine Dufour (Moonraker)
2-Tatiana "Tania" Romanova (FRWL)
3-Domino (Thunderball)
4-Stacey Sutton (AVTAK,boy was she hot!)
5-Elektra King (TWINE)

Honorable mention:

Vesper
The Trenchter
Aki
Jenny Flex
Natalya Simonova
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Comments

  • Prettiest

    1) Solitaire
    2) Vesper Lynd
    3) Stacey Sutton
    4) Tatiana Romanova
    5) Elektra King

    Ugliest

    1) Kara Milovy
    2) Wai Lin
    3) Jinx
    4) Dr Holly Goodhead
    5) Mayday

    Honourable Mentions

    Sanchez's girlfriend in LTK
    Miranda Frost
    Fields
    Tiffany Case
    Domino
  • Prettiest:

    Dink
    Solange
    Miss Caruso
    Severine
    Solitaire
    Plenty O'Toole

    Ugliest:

    Wai Lin
    Tracy
    Tiffany Case
    May Day
  • Tough choices..

    Ugliest:

    1. May Day
    2. Rosie Carver
    3. Paris Carver
    4. Wai Lin
    5. Jinx

    Prettiest:

    1. Tatiana Romanova
    2. Domino Derval
    3. Solitaire
    4. Honey Ryder
    5. Vesper Lynd

    Honourable mentions:

    Miranda Frost
    Helga Brandt
    Fiona Volpe
    Tracy
    Stacy Sutton
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
    edited October 2012 Posts: 16,226
    Anyone that thinks ANY Bond girls are ugly in the least must be in need of a good occularist IMO.
  • I wouldn't say any are ugly either. But I don't find a lot to be attractive.
  • Posts: 4,731
    Hottest Bond Girls:

    -Natalya Simonova
    -Tatiana Romanova
    -Pam Bouvier
    -Stacey Sutton
    -Magda

    Dog Ugly Bond Girls:

    -Kara Milovy
    -Kissy Suzuki
    -Paris Carver
    -Bianca (girl from the OP pre-title sequence)
    -Pussy Galore
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
    edited October 2012 Posts: 16,226
    OwenDavian wrote:
    I wouldn't say any are ugly either. But I don't find a lot to be attractive.
    LOL, that sort of begs the question then what is it that you like Bond movies for? Just the espionage?
    ;;)
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
    Posts: 16,226
    00Beast wrote:
    Dog Ugly Bond Girls:

    -Kara Milovy
    -Kissy Suzuki
    -Paris Carver
    -Bianca (girl from the OP pre-title sequence)
    -Pussy Galore
    I will not comment negatively on the misfortunes of the legally blind.
  • Posts: 4,731
    chrisisall wrote:
    00Beast wrote:
    Dog Ugly Bond Girls:

    -Kara Milovy
    -Kissy Suzuki
    -Paris Carver
    -Bianca (girl from the OP pre-title sequence)
    -Pussy Galore
    I will not comment negatively on the misfortunes of the legally blind.

    Too bad I can see just fine!
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Fugliest:

    5. Lisl
    4. Rosika
    3. Rosie
    2. Verity
    1. May Day

    Schwing:

    5. Fiona
    4. Honey
    3. Solange
    2. Severine
    1. Domino
  • edited October 2012 Posts: 4,622
    Fugliest :D

    Klebb
    Bunt
    May Day
    GF Machine-Gun gatekeeper
    Verity

    Schwing:

    1. Jill St. John as Tiffany Case
    2. Maud Adams as Andrea Anders
    3. Sue Vanner as Log Cabin Girl
    4. Tanya Roberts as Stacey Sutton
    5. Brit Ekland as Goodnight
  • Best:
    1. Fiona Volpe
    2. Tracy
    3. Honey Ryder
    4. Tatiana Romanova
    5a. Holly Goodhead
    5b. Xenia Onatopp

    Worst:
    1. May Day (Is she even a Bond girl?)
    2. Wai Lin
    3. Paris Carver
    4. Natalya Simonova
    5. Kara Milovy
  • 00Beast wrote:
    Hottest Bond Girls:

    -Natalya Simonova
    -Tatiana Romanova
    -Pam Bouvier
    -Stacey Sutton
    -Magda

    Dog Ugly Bond Girls:

    -Kara Milovy
    -Kissy Suzuki
    -Paris Carver
    -Bianca (girl from the OP pre-title sequence)
    -Pussy Galore




    I thought Bianca was beautiful

  • chrisisall wrote:
    OwenDavian wrote:
    I wouldn't say any are ugly either. But I don't find a lot to be attractive.
    LOL, that sort of begs the question then what is it that you like Bond movies for? Just the espionage?
    ;;)

    I'm not saying I don't find most of the Bond girls ugly. A good amount of them are good looking IMO also.

  • I wouldn't kick any Bond girl out of bed, they are all attractive The villianous women however is a completely different story!
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    edited October 2012 Posts: 3,703
    Prettiest:

    Melina Havelock
    Natalya Simonova
    Miranda Frost
    Fields
    Camile

    Ugliest:

    May Day
    Jinx
    Lynn-Holly Johnson
    Christmis Jones
    Vesper. Tracy be subtil , whyle i also have problems with the chacter in the beginning. Vesper far from and this is because i think Eva Green is fake too. Iam not talking about the looks. But Jinx is more fake and iam not talking about Halle Barrey she looks better in Catwoman and X-men.

    Ugly is to hard for some of the others ones, there are to old or to young.


  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
    Posts: 16,226

    Ugliest:
    Kara
    Best LOL of the day...

  • chrisisall wrote:
    Anyone that thinks ANY Bond girls are ugly in the least must be in need of a good occularist IMO.
    You beat me to it amigo with the only exception the ones that were purposely ugly Rosa Klebb, Irma Bunt, Thumper & Bambi

  • Prettiest:

    Vesper
    Melina Havelock
    Fields
    Tracey
    Xenia Onatop

    Ugliest:
    May Day (by far, Roger Moore took one for the team there)
    Pussy Galore
    Klebb (haha she counts)
    Bunt (and again)
    Kara

  • This list-thing has left me speechless: YOU must be joking!!
    First time I read that Hale Berry is ugly
    Not a mention of Maria Grazia Cucinotta
    Not a word on Barbara Bach
    Teri Hatcher ugly? That's one desperate housewife!!
    Honor Blackman?
    I've come to the conclusion that y'all are lying. You'd probably get on your knees and beg for a night with any of them .
    A little honesty gents.
  • timmer wrote:
    Fugliest :D

    Klebb
    Bunt

    I don't consider these two Bond girls because Bond never slipped them his dingus.
  • edited October 2012 Posts: 293
    Coldest:

    1-May Day (AVTAK)
    2-Rosie (LALD)
    3-Tiffany (DAF)
    4-Octopussy (Octopussy)
    5-Kara (TLD)

    Hottest:

    1-Domino (Thunderball)
    2-Miss Taro (Dr. No)
    3-Manuela (Moonraker)
    4-Jill Masterson (Goldfinger)
    5-Fields (QoS)

    Honorable mention:

    Kissy
    Lupe
    Tracy



  • edited October 2012 Posts: 341
    Good God. I was about to write that the second anyone adds Maud Adams (in either of her incarnations) to the 'ugly list' I would be forced to pick up my revolver and go for a walk in the woods.

    I've just spotted her.

    I may be some time....
  • edited October 2012 Posts: 542
    In no particular order the hotties are

    Sophie Marceau
    Eva Green
    Shirley Eaton
    Barbara Bach
    Daniela Bianchi
    Luciana Paluzzi
    Jane Seymour
    Diana Rigg
    Britt Eckland

    The notties are only comparative - they are still beautiful women, but

    Maryam D'Abo (in the film, she is actually more beautiful in real life)
    Halle Berry (hair is too short)
    Gemma Arterton (looks far too young to be attractive to me)
    Ursula Andress (at the risk of Chandler Bing levels of nitpicking my eyes are always drawn to her holding in her stomach unnecessarily and I find it off-putting)
    Lois Chiles (just doesn't do it for me)
    Maud Adams (similar to Lois Chiles) - will someone have Jones The Bond's things packed and sent to her
    Cassandra Harris (the only woman on this list I consider genuinely unattractive)

    EDIT: forgot he have one to Grace Jones - now she is a genuine horror show

    As was said above most of these women are still gorgeous, this is only comparative.
  • edited October 2012 Posts: 4,622
    timmer wrote:
    Fugliest :D

    Klebb
    Bunt

    I don't consider these two Bond girls because Bond never slipped them his dingus.
    Neither did he slip anything to Solange, Camille, Verity, Bambi, Thumper, Saida, Marie, Scorpion Girl.......but the reason I included them, is because I can't consider any of the actual Bond girls truly fuglie (other than Mayday, but even she's an acquired taste) so I simply listed the least attractive of the series period.

    As for actual good-looking Bond girls, that Bond even briefly dallies or interacts with, my "least appealing" as opposed to fuglie list would be this:

    1.Grace Jones as Mayday
    2.Bambi and Thumper
    3.Carmen de Sautoy as Saida
    4.Angela Scoular as Ruby
    5.D'Abo as Kara


    Aside from Mayday, it's tough making a list of even 5.
  • Posts: 6,432
    most attractive for me...

    domino
    vespa
    elecktra
    tatania
    melena
    volpe
    stacey

  • edited January 2013 Posts: 546
    Prettiest-

    1.Tatiana Romanova
    2.Domino
    3.Stacey Sutton
    4.Vesper
    5.Electra King

    Not so much attractivve-

    1.Mayday
    2.Rosa Klebb
    3.Thumper
    4.Bambi
  • doubleoegodoubleoego #LightWork
    Posts: 11,090
    I'll only mention the prettiest

    Sylvia
    Ms Taro
    Honey
    Tatiana
    Jill
    Fiona
    Domino
    Solitaire
    Naomi
    Stacey
    Lupe
    Natalia
    Christmas
    Elektra
    Jinx
    Solange
    Vesper
    Fields
    Camille
    Severine
    Eve
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded Dancing at midnight under the BeBop Moon
    edited December 2012 Posts: 11,760
    Of course, none are ugly. And I have a different interpretation for sure than you gents.

    Anyway, I will give my take: (using character's name) All females included, even the villainesses/henchwomen ~ (although I am leaving out minor characters)

    Prettiest
    Vesper
    Honey
    Melina
    Natalya
    Solitaire

    Severine
    Octopussy (did she have a real first name?)
    Anya
    Kara
    Domino
    Tanya
    Fiona
    Pussy
    Elektra
    Pam
    Miranda
    Kissy
    Aki
    Goodnight
    Strawberry
    Lisl
    Eve (Naomi)
    Moneypenny (Samantha Bond's)


    Unappealing
    Jinx
    Stacey
    Ruby
    Naomi
    Magda

    Christmas
    Solange
    Tiffany
    Lupe
    Corinne
    Camille
    Xenia

    Unattractive
    Rosa Klebb
    Irma Bunt
    May Day
    Rosie
    Bambi

    Thumper
  • edited December 2012 Posts: 3,494
    chrisisall wrote:
    00Beast wrote:
    Dog Ugly Bond Girls:

    -Kara Milovy
    -Kissy Suzuki
    -Paris Carver
    -Bianca (girl from the OP pre-title sequence)
    -Pussy Galore
    I will not comment negatively on the misfortunes of the legally blind.


    :)) True, but give him time he's still a pup even for a teen and his tastes will likely change. I agree sort of with Honor Blackman, she never did anything for me. Hatcher was so hot in "Tango And Cash", the other three I'll never understand.



    PRETTIEST-


    1. Mie Hama/Kissy Suzuki- The "Brigitte Bardot" of Japan. If you love Asian women you simply cannot do better than this. A living goddess.
    2. Sophie Marceau/Elektra King- in a country much revered for their beautiful women, I've yet to see better.
    3. Caroline Munro/Naomi- I'd be banned for describing what that helicopter wink does for me. Sir Rog had it right, such a handsome craft ;)
    4. Caterina Murino/Solange Dimitrios- Evening gown, bathing suit, she's hot and can question me any time she likes!
    5. Berenice Marlohe/Severine- pure class and style in her casino scene, I will definitely be following her career, what an inspired choice. Her standing in the tower across from Bond, wind blowing her hair, something so iconic about all of it :)


    UGLIEST- (only women Bond has been intimate with to some degree count, this does not apply to Irma Bunt, Rosa Klebb, or others he has not)

    1. Grace Jones/May Day
    2. Gloria Hendry/Rosie Carver- a coincidence that the top 2 are black, there are some very pretty ones out there but these two are atrocious.
    3. Carmen duSautoy/Zaida- bleccccch
    4. Corinne Clery/Corinne Dufour- a hairy beast and abnormality in a series full of beautiful women representing France. Even Blanche Ravalec in her Dolly disguise beats this. JB Fan joins the legally blind list for ranking this thing #1 ;)
    5. Angela Scoular/Ruby Bartlett- she just looks terrible here, and didn't need to.
    HM- Carey Lowell/Pam Bouvier- after the wig came off.




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