USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... @QBranch is late for your party, again!

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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Remember, you're only president... for life.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe S.A.R.A.H.Moderator
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    "I came prepared for a cold reception."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    <font color=red><b>... someone catches you sleeping on the job.</b></font>
    "I've no idea what an honest job is."

    <font color=red><b>... your mother-in-law catches you in horizontal heaven with another girl/boy</b></font>
    "A private little matter, my friend, between the young woman and myself."

    <font color=red><b>... on the train, the man next to you has fartingly fouled up the air.</b></font>
    "You're the only man to ever make me cry."

    <font color=red><b>... you arrive too late at a party.</b></font>
    "Should have brought more people."

    <font color=red><b>... you want to tell your wife / husband that her / his cooking is just not good.</b></font>
    "I might never see you again."

    <font color=red><b>... hooded juvies try to mug you.</b></font>
    "Many people have tried to involve themselves in my affairs. Unsuccessfully."

    <font color=red><b>... you wish to go to the bathroom.</b></font>
    "Can you swim?"

    <font color=red><b>... your boss catches you playing video games during work.</b></font>
    "I hope our little game isn't causing you to perspire."

    <font color=red><b>... your teacher catches you cheating on a test.</b></font>
    "I'm having a hard time seeing how this is my fault."

    <font color=red><b>... the guy in front of you keeps talking during the movie.</b></font>
    "It's like there's blood on my hands. It's not coming off."

    <font color=red><b>... you are introduced to your new and very attractive boss.</b></font>
    "Heads up, gentlemen."

    <font color=red><b>... you have a bad hair day.</b></font>
    "Afternoon. How's it looking topside?"

    <font color=red><b>.... you are arrested for indecent exposure during a student prank situation.</b></font>
    "I thought we dispensed with covers."

    <font color=red><b>... the lovely nurse asks you to get undressed.</b></font>[/quote]
    "You're going to pass out in a few seconds."

    <font color=red><b>... you accidentally run into your boss at a strip club.</b></font>[/quote]
    "You didn't come here to play golf."
  • Posts: 11,160
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you accidentally run into your boss at a strip club.</b></font>

    "The Bottoms up?!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... someone failed miserably at telling a joke.</b></font>
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    "Tell me, which lunatic asylum did they get you out of?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    You sound like a commercial.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "What a blow it must have been, you having a failure."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Appalling."
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    "I warned you. We do not tolerate failure. You know the penalty..."
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    "Once again the pleasure was all yours".
  • ggl007ggl007 www.archivo007.com Spain, España
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... someone failed miserably at telling a joke.</b></font>

    "You must excuse me, gentlemen, not being English, I sometimes find your sense of humor rather difficult to follow!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Choose your next witticism carefully, it may be your last."
  • "Shocking, positively shocking"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your partner catches you going through a naughty magazine.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "They'll print anything these days."
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    "Your powers of observation do you credit"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "It's not really in the wrist, you know."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    QBranch wrote:
    "It's not really in the wrist, you know."

    Awesome!!!! :P

    "My dear girl, don't flatter yourself. What I did this evening was for Queen and country. You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?"

  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Well, I can see this is really my day!"
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    "Tomorrow, I shall send you two dozen red roses"
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    "The pleasure I'm sure was all mine"
  • Posts: 416
    "Well, everybody needs a hobby"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "That last hand... nearly killed me."
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your partner catches you going through a naughty magazine.</b></font>

    From Die Another Day

    "I have been known to keep my tip up"
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    "Well you did say you'd catch me later"
    "Whatever is left of me, whatever I am, I'm yours"
    "It's amazing what one can do with an extra pair of hands"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "You should try it sometimes, it lends perspective!"
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    "What was it you said? Take....the bloody....shot."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "What was it you said? Take....the bloody....shot."

    Wow, absolutely hilarious, @WillyGalore! :P

  • Posts: 6,396
    DarthDimi wrote:
    "What was it you said? Take....the bloody....shot."

    Wow, absolutely hilarious, @WillyGalore! :P

    I don't know whether that's sarcasm or not! ;-)
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