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  • SuperheroSithSuperheroSith SE London
    Posts: 578
    Die Another Day

    Bad 50's Sci-Fi - The Bad Film from Outer Space
    Horror - Mr. Kil 2: Not only a name to die for
    Educational Documentary - The Worst Movies of 2002
    Comedy - From Terrorist to Saint: A Korean Story that isn't Gangnam Style
    Romantic Emo Teen Flick - The Twilight Saga: Ice Palaces Breaking at Dawn
    Porn - The virtual reality of a sex maniac
  • SuperheroSithSuperheroSith SE London
    Posts: 578
    DarthDimi wrote:
    <blockquote><a href="/index.php?p=/discussion/comment/10574#Comment_10574">Quoting MajorDSmythe</a>: They're Made Of Metal, You Know
    </blockquote>

    wow, that's massive, Major. ;;)

    That's what she said

  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited December 2012 Posts: 2,629
    DAD:

    50s: The Revenge of the Diamond Faced Man or It Came From Lee Tamadori's Mind
    Horror: Ice Hostel
    Education: 2002 Ways To Stay Entertained in a North Korean Prison Camp
    Comedy: Cockfights With Swords or CGI Bloopers and Blunders
    Emo: Pierce's Kiss of Life or Virtual Love
    Porn: Getting the Thrust of It or Frosting Miranda
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,912
    Die Another Day

    50's SciFi - The House Of Ice
    Horror - Die Another Day 2
    Educational / Documentary - An Ice Chandelier Is A Good Cure For Diamond Acne
    Comedy - Your Face Or Mine
    Romance - You Restart My Heart
    Porn - It Shrinks When Wet
  • Posts: 266
    I'm going to have a go,i think i could just use dialouge from the film, it prob wont be very good but here goes.

    Die Another Day

    bad 50s science fiction: To the casual eye its as good as invisible!
    horror: I'm Mr Kil!
    educational/documentary: DNA replacement therapy!
    comedy: Yo Momma!
    romantic: Sex for Breakfast!
    porn: Wow, now there's a mouthfull
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited December 2012 Posts: 12,459
    Die Another Day

    50's SciFi - The Two Faced Transplant Terror
    Horror - Jinx Returns! or Killer Acne
    Educational / Documentary - How to Make Bad CGI or North Korean Hot Spots to Avoid at All Costs
    Comedy - Parachuting Pompous Prigs or Dude, Where's My Invisible Car? (Oops... oh, right ...)
    Romance - Ice, Ice Baby or Frosty the Snow Babe
    Porn - We All Get The Thrust or Pierce's Last Thrust
  • edited December 2012 Posts: 269
    Die another Day

    50's SciFi - The Deadly Ray From Outer Space
    Horror - The Old Lady waiting by your bed
    Educational / Documentary - Sport, Accommodation, Cultural Clashes... The official guide for your holidays in North Korea.
    Comedy - Tell It to the Concierge!
    Romance - I've missed your sparkling personality.
    Porn - "I was... just testing it out" : Virtual Sex at Work
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,667
    CASINO ROYALE

    bad 50s science fiction: The Last Man At The Table
    horror: Ball Scratcher IV: Will you yield?
    educational/documentary: How to violate the only inviolable rule.
    comedy: Skewer the lamb, sink a house! James Bond is back, and looking for a spouse.
    romantic emo teenage flick: Weeping blood for you
    porn: The little finger - nearly killed me
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,335
    Casino Royale

    bad 50s science fiction - Mystery at the Casino
    horror - Weeping Blood from a Mad Man
    educational/documentary - Casino Royale: The real thing not the crappy 1967 abomination
    comedy - Going Overboard with Le Chiffre
    romantic emo teenage flick - Vesper and James
    porn - Madame Woo and Fukutu
  • Bad 50's Scifi: Night of the Skinless Dead
    Horror: Tears of Blood
    Educational: The Ophelia Complex- Women and Watery Graves
    Comedy: Spade or Neutered!
    Emo: Untying the Love Knot
    Porn: You Know My Name- You'll Be Screaming It Later
  • SuperheroSithSuperheroSith SE London
    Posts: 578
    CASINO ROYALE

    Bad 50's Sci-Fi: The Ball-Scratching alien from Casino Royale
    Horror: The casino at the end of the street
    Educational Documentary: Which is more important to Quantum? Trust or Money?
    Comedy: Dumb and Dumber plus 8: At the Casino where there are only two good players.
    Romantic Emo Teen Film: I'm drowning for you.
    Porn: Fukutu f*cks U2


  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2012 Posts: 28,694
    Casino Royale

    Bad 50s Science Fiction- The Crazed Bomb-Maker of Madagascar

    Horror- Vesper IS Her Name, and She DOES Give Her Parents Hell For It

    Educational/Documentary- Kitchen Cooking Creations Vol. 8: How to Avoid Skewering Your Lamb
    OR
    Locking Picking 101: How To Break Into Your Boss's Apartment

    Comedy- I Flipped My Aston 7 Times For This S@#$?!
    OR
    Do I Have a Little Itch Down There, Or Am I Just Happy To See You?

    Romantic Emo Teen Flick- You May Have Stripped Me Of My Armor, But You've Knighted My Heart With Love

    Porn- I'd Take Your Hand, But You Need It To Pleasure Me!
    OR
    Babes of the Bahamas Vol. 007: These Ladies Will Do Anything to Know YOUR Password
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,039
    Oh oh, missed out on a fantastic thread. Well, just jumping in the last couple, I'll also do DAD (In capitals, you dirty mind!)

    DAD
    50's SciFi - Revenge of the altered ego!
    Horror - Mr Kill is coming for you!
    Educational / Documentary - Fencing VI: Changing your weapons
    Comedy - Keep it aloft! Satalite adrift.
    Romance - Sparkling together.
    Porn - It's my laser honey!

    CR
    50's SciFi - The agent that found him everywhere
    Horror - He wants to let you eat what you don't seem to treasure!
    Educational / Documentary - Card games: let them drag on and beat them through boredom!
    Comedy - Pull a joker at poker!
    Romance - It wasn't meant, or was it?
    Porn - Coming Royale!
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited December 2012 Posts: 12,459
    Casino Royale

    50's SciFi - Aliens Built the Houses in Venice
    Horror - They Have People Everywhere
    Educational / Doc - Breaking Into Your Boss's Home (not for everyone) OR TheLivingRoyale - What's In A Name?
    Comedy - I'm The Money OR Do We Look Like We Need The Money?
    Romance - Love on a Train OR I'm Skewered for You
    Porn - Every Penny OR Dan's Little Finger OR Vesper's Whispers
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    Posts: 4,469
    50's SciFi - No! NO! not Mathis
    Horror - I'm sorry. That last hand... nearly killed me.
    Educational / Doc - Jack Bauer whasn't it or what is James Bond ?, iam confused.
    Comedy - It is yellow with black stripes and it dies when it try's to kill you what is it ?? A Bee ?? No Vesper
    Romance - Mr. White? We need to talk.
    Porn - Solange: James don't do that you kittle my pussy.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited December 2012 Posts: 2,629
    CR:

    50's: The Invasion of the Giant Pinkie or The Tell Tale Bluff
    Horror: The Man Who Wept Blood or The Deranged Body Artist
    Educational: How to Count Cards and Survive Cardiac Arrest (2006 Edition)
    Comedy: The Langley Brother From Another Mother
    Emo: Don't Do Dan's Death Dance or I'd Just Died In Your Arms Tonight
    Porn: Sloppy Seconds With Solange or African Jungle Fever or Ball Scratchers VI
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited December 2012 Posts: 2,629
    Brady, you may want to doublecheck the thread title. :P

    Edit: Brady did.
  • I'm going to have a go at this, even if it will be a one-off

    Casino Royale 2006

    50's sci-fi - The crane of terror meets genitals violation extra-terrestrials

    Horror - Women stalk the streets with too much mascara, and heads shrink to golf balls after getting wet

    Educational - How to win at cards and steal an expensive car

    Comedy - Bond has a royal flush after using the Queen's restroom

    Romance - You can do whatever you want with my little finger

    Porn - I simply couldn't find anything suitable. Er, Bond has a 'full house' - of rabid uncontrollable pornstars

    ? ? ?

    I had a certain level of difficult with this thread, but once was enough :-<
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,912
    Casino Royale

    50's SciFi - Bloody Eye
    Horror - The Fall Of The House Of Gettler
    Educational / Documentary - Air Bags & Bullets Don't Mix
    Comedy - Who's Finger Is This, Anyway?
    Romance - You Say Rolex, I Say Omega, Let's Call The Whole Thing Off
    Porn - The Ball Busters
  • edited December 2012 Posts: 269
    Casino Royale

    50's SciFi - Invasion of the Card Snatchers
    Horror - Cutting Cards, Arms and Genitals in a Remote Transylvanian Hotel
    Educational / Documentary - Stairs, Drinks, Knives, Showers, Cars... Understanding the customs Of Montenegrin Accommodation
    Comedy - Do I Look Like I Give A Damn ? Let's Throw Away Bondian Gimmicks !
    Romance - Bond and Vesper laying in Venice, K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
    Porn - 'Ouch', the Man with a Moustache and a Big Tool who made 007 Scream !

    I love this tread !
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,039
    I'm going to have a go at this, even if it will be a one-off

    Casino Royale 2006

    50's sci-fi - The crane of terror meets genitals violation extra-terrestrials

    Horror - Women stalk the streets with too much mascara, and heads shrink to golf balls after getting wet

    Educational - How to win at cards and steal an expensive car

    Comedy - Bond has a royal flush after using the Queen's restroom

    Romance - You can do whatever you want with my little finger

    Porn - I simply couldn't find anything suitable. Er, Bond has a 'full house' - of rabid uncontrollable pornstars

    ? ? ?

    I had a certain level of difficult with this thread, but once was enough :-<

    I think you got the 'porn' one alright. You just put it down as 'Romance' ;)
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,335
    Quantum of Solace

    bad 50s science fiction - The Tosca Monster.
    horror - Drowning in Oil.
    educational/documentary - How to shorten a movie with speed editing and jump cuts!
    comedy - Will the real Elvis come back and replace this impostor of a Henchmen.
    romantic emo teenage flick - Burning passion to kill a general.
    porn - That wasn't oil in her lungs as the real answer is written on the Stationary.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited December 2012 Posts: 12,459
    Quantum of Solace

    50's SciFi - It Came From Forster's Mind
    Horror - Oil Massage Gone Horribly Wrong
    Educational / Documentary - Truly Bad Titles for Films (Vol. 1) or How To Fight With An Axe (not the head - go for the feet!) or Desert Survival Tips (What NOT to drink)
    Comedy - Opera Hi-Jinks or I Spy At The Opera
    Romance - Oil Me Up, James or Help Me Find My ... Stationery
    Porn - Strawberry Fields Forever

    Well, really my romance titles and porn titles could easily be exchanged ... ;)
  • edited December 2012 Posts: 269
    Quantum Of Solace

    50's SciFi - The Creatures from the Black Bolivian Lagoon
    Horror - The Curse of the Giant Eye
    Educational / Documentary - Bolivian Transports and Water Issues in Latin America
    Comedy - 'I have a Necklace just like it!' The Search for The Serial Lover
    Romance - Two For the Road
    Porn - Strawberry Fields and the Oily Fluids
    or 'Take a deep breath, you only got one shot, make it count!'
    or 'Time To Get Out'
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    Posts: 4,469
    Quantum Of Solace

    50's SciFi - Some Green Moster is coming to get and to humiliate you
    Horror - Back to London: That's a first class ticket back to hell.
    Educational / Documentary - How can they be everywhere and we know nothing about them! - The documentry that proof she whas wrong.
    Comedy - Time to get out of that car!
    Romance - We are like lemon and lime Mr Bond: we look difrent from outside but from inside we all whant the same.
    Porn - James, move your ass!
  • What am I doing getting involved in this again - and I'm stone cold sober as true as I sit here


    Quantum Of Solace


    50's sci-fi - Saturated oil ladies run wild in past throwback

    Horror - Elvis returns - but no-one is shook up

    Educational - Don't watch this after a rollercoaster ride or The Blair Witch Project

    Comedy - Bond escapes from an elevator while shackled and surrounded by four heavy guards

    Romance - Bond and Montes have a burning desire for each other

    Porn - Bond (Marc) 'Forster' - to do unspeakable sex acts with Strawberries (Fields) and (Barbara) Broccoli


    I'm no good as these damn things :-<
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited December 2012 Posts: 2,629
    QOS

    50's: The Attack of the Shaky Camera
    Horror: It Makes My Skin Crawl or The Environmental Axe Weilder
    Educational: How to Negotiate for More Than 60%
    Comedy: Teachers on Sabbatical or Elvis Fights
    Emo: I'm Not Into You and Tosca
    Porn: Strawberry's Cream, Lube Up Ms. Fields and Get In or Quantum of Sluts Vol 8

  • JamesCraigJamesCraig Ancient Rome
    edited December 2012 Posts: 3,497
    50's: The shakey chase!
    Horror: Left alone in the desert
    Educational: How to behave during an opera
    Comedy: The fake airplane
    Romance: Photograph of a past lover
    Porn: Strawberry doesn't know who you are volume 1

    Soundtrack: AC/DC - Cover you in oil (Ballbreaker, 1995)
  • edited December 2012 Posts: 816
    50's: Dr. Greene's Hotel of Terror
    Horror: Lover's Revenge
    Educational: Cover names and general confusion with Rene Mathis
    Comedy: Trumped-up Evidence
    Romance: When in Bolivia
    Emo: Forgive her, blame yourself
    Porn: 'Camille Mont-ass shakes it up', or 'Damage my Goods, Baby' or 'Bondage IV: I hope she has handcuffs'


  • bad 50s science fiction - Quantum of Solace

    Perfect title for that genre already.
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