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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • mattjoesmattjoes
    edited June 2023 Posts: 6,760
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    A little known fact among Bond aficionados is that in 1974, Cubby Broccoli and Harry Saltzman tried to lure Sean Connery back to the role of Bond one more time, for The Man with the Golden Gun. They even went as far as building a life-sized Connery statue for Scaramanga's funhouse. After a meeting with the producers, Connery was invited to see it, but to everyone's surprise, the statue had disappeared, and in its place, there was a sign that read "Bollocks." Years later, the Connery statue was discovered in the attic of Roger Moore's house in Switzerland. When asked about this, Moore stated "this statue of Sean grows old so that I can remain young." He then raised an eyebrow.
  • slide_99slide_99 USA
    edited June 2023 Posts: 652
    The therapist placed the figure on the table and calmly but firmly explained to a distressed Albert Broccoli that Toy Connery wasn't coming to life at night and trying to kill him.
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    What do you say, @RichardTheBruce? No time to judge? I couldn't care less about where Bond goes after Craig. I just want to know where this game goes after that Connery figure.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    And the winner is:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    1967
    "I would rather shoot my shelf than do another Bond."

    And the winner is:
    mattjoes wrote: »
    "What do you think, Pushy? Don't I just look fabuloush with thish?"

    Congratulations all! Maybe one inspired the next!

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  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    Thank you!

    Since we have two winners, and I'd actually love to see @Thunderfinger show up and live up to his achievement, I'll wait a bit in case he shows up. Otherwise, I'll offer a pic myself.
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    It's time to play.

    In these next captions, I expect to find onIy craftsmanship and quaIity.

    Go!

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    It was all fun and games until the candles
    set Brosnan's back hair ablaze.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Broz gave her a little French tickle.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Luckily Sophie took Brosnan's comment
    about hair extensions in good humour.

  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    Elektra: That's just one finger. The butt is balanced for the pressure of three.

    (since I'm not competing, I can reuse shamelessly from other threads)
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    The working title for The World Is Not Enough was BUMFINGER.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Bond: "So this is where they meet, the two ends of the pipeline."
    Elektra: "Foolish sentiment!"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    It's time to play.

    In these next captions, I expect to find onIy craftsmanship and quaIity.

    Go!

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    The first try-out of Purvis & Wade's favorite line 'you know what I can do with my little finger' didn't work, as Sophie couldn't stop laughing everytime Brosnan tried to say it.
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    "No more games, Elektra. Tell me the truth. Where is the plutonium? Is it... here?"
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    "No more games, Elektra. Tell me the truth. Where is the submarine? Is it... here? I have the plutonium rod it needs."
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    I vant ze good shtuff. Ze good capshions. You've got till ze end of ze veek.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    Willing to face the consequences of disobeying Renard, a libidinous Davidov was hiding underneath the bed, hoping to catch a fleeting glimpse of Elektra.
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    Willing to face the consequences of disobeying Renard, a libidinous Dr. Arkov was hiding underneath the bed, hoping to catch a fleeting glimpse of Bond.
  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    This game c'est fini.

    Ze vinner iz...

    @QBranch!
    QBranch wrote: »
    Bond: "So this is where they meet, the two ends of the pipeline."
    Elektra: "Foolish sentiment!"

    Well done, Q!

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited October 2023 Posts: 13,095

    "YOU'RE WINNER !"
    Obruchev cried out to Bond
    as the Spectre agents expired.

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  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    I announced the winner like we decided. Now this round is over and I'm confused.

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    "YOU'RE WINNER ! "
    shouted Natalya, intending
    highest praise to Bond.

    Unfortunately, her
    pronunciation delivered it
    as a cheap insult.

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  • mattjoesmattjoes
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    QBranch grew to enjoy being winner so much that he decided never to submit another image, and forever bask in the glory of having come up with the best caption.

    Unfortunately for him, Thunderfinger, who had spent the last five years in retirement in Jamaica, had other plans...
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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  • mattjoesmattjoes
    edited October 2023 Posts: 6,760
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
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    "What do you say, Uncle Q-Bee? Do we get 'nother capshum to play?"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    "YOU'RE WINNER ! "
    nightclub singer Irena cried out
    in Russian to the audience.
    (Her sarcasm was not lost
    on Bond.)

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