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LESSON:
DON'T BE CORRUPT.
AND DON'T MEET ARCHITECTS.
To quote George Costanza, after you thrown down THAT brilliant line, you throw up your hands, stand up, walk out of the meeting, declaring "I'm out !"
I'm relieved to hear that he didn't make a hash of his life.
Crazy nights and lazy days. Dope makes you high in so many ways.
Film instantly ruined for me.
Great stuff here folks, you never cease to amaze me with your creative, funny and downright hilarious posts in here!
Lets jump back a few films and look at a colourful character that was presumed to have lived. But I guess that might be up for some debate. I am talking about everyone's favourite Professor Doctor Metz! Old Metz was known by billionaire Willard Whyte and was the go to for laser light refraction or was it reflection? He did like "annoying little men". He was ordered to stay at his post while Blofeld attempted an escape. Obviously loyal or crazy!
So I ask you dear Mi6 members...what ever happened to dear old Professor Doctor Metz!
He was so forgettable that when the authorities removed bodies of the dead, took the injured for medical care, and arrested all the survivors on the platform they left him on it, alone. He spent about 10 days out there scrounging for food and trying to use the radio to communicate and ask for help.
As with so many scientists, his ego was far ahead of his actual abilities. After those ten days out on that rig Metz was picked up by a Russian submarine that ame to inspect the left-behind technology. Metz jumped on the chance to get back into his work, and after some time recuperating of his dehidration and lack of food, was set to work on a laser weapon for the soviets. After ten years of having no success - at all - developing the weapon, he fell in disgrace and was send to Afghanistan. There, he was killed during an attack on an airbase by Kamal Khan and his men, whom were trying to get an English agent and his misstress off the base. Metz was driving a fuel truck that blew up.
METZ VETZ-Laser Surgery For Petz.
Brilliant !
Advertising tag line: "Let's take our pets to Metz !"
They specialize also in taking care of mixed breed dogs: "Take your mutts to Metz !"
His cousin Dr. Nutz is a urologist, and his promotional line is: "Take your putz to Nutz !"
You guys are too much!!! =))
We certainly do have a great collection of comic minds here. We should write our own comedy show some time. ;)
New ad campaign..."Tired of high bills from the vets for your pets ? Metz gets ya !"
And, for his cousin: "Time for a vasectomy ? Bring your nuts to Nutz ! You'll be in good hands cuz he's not a klutz !"
Metz and Nutz have another cousin, Dr. Lutz...a proctologist. "Bring your butts to Lutz !"
And the other cousin, the gastro-enterologist...Dr. Gutz.
Of course, there's a surgeon in the family, too...Dr. Cutz...
OK, I really should stop now...
This wins the internet for me today! Great stuff, and yes I think we have talent here to form a comedy show or podcast.
Bonding with Humour?
Bonding with your Funny Bone?
Are those too on the nose?
It made headlines:
'PROFESSOR WETZ PANTS; METZ HIS WATER-LOO'
After fleeting glimpses in DAF, here Joseph Furst fully embraces the ham in him. My respects.
Lets move on to another film with a survivor of note! This lovely lady was seen in Licence to Kill! She won beauty pageants and didn't want to go home. Considering James loco for ever suggesting it! Started the film with a boyfriend who whipped her and ended the film romancing the President! I am talking about Lupe Lamora, the Latina beauty who fell in love with James.
Last seen with a pet iguana and a new suitor, President Hector Lopez, I often wonder what happened to Lupe. Did she get serious with the President and become the first lady? Did see leave her country in pursuit of other beauty pageant titles?
Whatever happened to Lupe Lamora?
Both Lupe Lamora and Paris Carver had similarities, Gold Diggers, marrying a rich man to fulfill their desires, and would love them, and she's also Bond's old flame, so that one speaks more volumes.
Like After Sanchez had died, she had a relationship with that Governor but didn't last, so third times the charm for her, as she found the right man for her, Elliot Carver.
Even her reaction to Bond and how much did she knew him.
They even had the same hairstyle and outfit, Paris Carver's look in TND reminds me of Lupe's look in the Casino in LTK.
She even slapped Bond, maybe because of Bond choosing Pam over her?
So, maybe after she ended up with that Governor in LTK, their relationship didn't last, the Governor fooled her, Lupe was in a great despair until Elliot Carver (also a rich man) came along, promised her the love that she wanted and married her.
Then the rest was history.
And, she died......
So I will leave it there.
Paris Carver is basically Lupe Lamora for me, she's it.....