USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when you catch Pierce Brosnan crashing in your bed.

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  • edited January 2022 Posts: 15,785
    OOOHHHHHHHH
  • DarthDimi wrote: »
    "Christ! The press are already screaming for blood. The last thing we want to do is escalate the situation."

    Excellent! :D

    Thank you! I suspect that will be the response of whoever is asked to don the tux next. Where the press is concerned, a certain phrase of Orumov's also comes to mind: "You can't win."
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    I admire your courage, Miss...
  • Posts: 6,682
    I didn't recognize you with your clothes on.
  • MalloryMallory Do mosquitoes have friends?
    edited January 2022 Posts: 2,036
    Not being English, I sometimes find your sense of humour rather difficult to follow
  • Jordo007Jordo007 Merseyside
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    This is going to go brilliantly
  • Posts: 7,500
    I must have appealed to her maternal instincts...
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    No, some men just don't like to be taken for a ride.
  • Posts: 7,500
    Well, if you can get him!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    You re very attractive...for a woman.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    One rises to meet a challenge.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    I think you're wonderful, BB, but I don't think uncle Harry would approve.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN the doctor tells you to stop boozing so much.
  • “That’s as bad as listening to the Beatles without Earmuffs”
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    Then I'll cut out the white bread, sir.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Tell me, which lunatic asylum did they get you out from?
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    Well, I like to do some things the old-fashioned way.
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
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    "How about a cigarette...?"
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    Put them on ice!
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    Everyone needs a hobby!
  • QBranch wrote: »
    I think you're wonderful, BB, but I don't think uncle Harry would approve.

    Oh, that's good. Very, very good.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    You said you wanted to do WHAT to me?
  • Posts: 7,500
    Would you care for a nightcap?
  • VenutiusVenutius Yorkshire
    edited January 2022 Posts: 2,898
    'Waste of good Scotch'.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    fully loaded, I think is the term...
  • cwl007cwl007 England
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    Perhaps you've been down here too long.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Nick Nack - Tabasco!
  • GBFGBF
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    Vodka Martini, Shaken, not stirred..
  • RyanRyan Canada
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    "Did they run out of drink where you were?"
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
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    Phu-yuck...
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