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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Blofeld's lycanthropy came in handy for dealing with failure and scaring small children.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    " When is Aunt Irma coming home? I don t want to play anymore. The litterbox smells."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Contrary to his public image of being bald and clean-shaven,
    at times Mr. Savalas let his Hypertrichosis condition go unchecked.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Uncle Ernst. I cannot find my pet rat."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    At SPECTRE, Mondays are Hell.


  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    At his otherwise successful clinic, Blofeld failed to cure the Canadian Girl of her feline allergy.
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Deleted scene: Blofeld escapes from OO7 cleverly disguised in a cat costume. And laughs about it.
    [On set: young Hilary Saltzman is traumatized. Mr. Savalas is not asked to return for Diamonds Are Forever.]

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    SPECTRE s Top Cat.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited July 2020 Posts: 13,032
    got milk?

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Too much Monsanto cat food.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Who loves ya, Baby!

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The carneval was a success until Drax showed up with his dogs.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Oddjob! Fancy meeting you here!"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Welcome to Hell, Blofeld.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    (Off-screen Moore Bond:)

    Sih-TUH!!!

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Girl: "Uh-Oh. Dad, that big guy's wearing the same costume as you. And he looks really angry about it."
    Dad: "Don't worry sweetie, he knows to keep away."
    Girl: "What makes you so sure?"
    Dad: "Because, I just sprayed on that tree behind us."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Harry Saltzman's brief obsession with a potential Bondverse and specifically the Blofeld's Cat musical
    was dead on arrival. But not before it traumatized his daughter Hilary.

  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    Count Balthazar de Bleuchamp had a tough time during isolation without access to Spectre toiletries, though there was no doubt that he had no earlobes.

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    James Bond on the other hand...

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    Had no concerns that Dandruff is Forever.







  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Whiskas for supper again ?
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Telly Savalas channeled the success of his role in OHMSS into other popular projects.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Little Stacy: " I don t want a kitten! Can I have this old cat instead? He is adorable!"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Bond fans eagerly look forward to the promised Easter egg in No Time To Die:
    Madeleine's dream sequence with a nightmarish vision of Blofeld.




  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Natalie: "Is that a star?"
    Telly: "No, that's George Lazenby."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    "I'm just a kid from New York who looks like everybody else."

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    " I love going to the vet! But what does "neuter" mean?"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Eager to return to the franchise, Mr. Savalas suggested implying "Octogenarian" to make a Fleming title usable.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    This little game ends right meow.

    The winner: @QBranch, for his droll perspective. Sorry, George.
    QBranch wrote: »
    Natalie: "Is that a star?"
    Telly: "No, that's George Lazenby."

    Congratulations, looking forward to your, um, way forward.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Many thanks, @RichardTheBruce! Let's try this one:

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Oddjob s custom made chopping blocks, for collecting the blood.
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