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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thanks a bunch! Let s see when I can find an appropriate picture.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    What is Blofeld up to here?
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Bond: "Blofeld, what are you doing in Jamaica?!"

    Blofeld: "What does it look like? I'm on holiday, chillax Bro. Hey, umm... can i crash on your couch for a couple nights? I'm kinda on the run from Interpol."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Blofeld's villainous plan to star in the Roger Daltrey bio-pic took a nasty turn.
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    Christoph Waltz admits to only having seen Charles Grays interpretation of Blofeld
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited July 2019 Posts: 5,185
    Christoph Waltz admits his first audition for Blofeld really didn't go so well. While looking for inspiration he had asked his old friend Quentin Tarantino what he would've do with the Blofeld character if given the chance.
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    Christoph Waltz cosplays as Bo Derek...
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  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited July 2019 Posts: 5,185
    Having lost his global empire and having been on a long journey of self discovery, Blofeld ended up developing apps for the mobile market. The first app he programmed by himself was a self-diagnosis tool for all kinds of health problems called AllYourPain.
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    Rami Malek clones Blofeld whilst in Jamaica, Clonefeld embraces the local culture
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    Clonefeld hatches a dastardly plan to spam Bond's Twitter account
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    After having been disappointed with his role in Spectre, and admitting that he lacked inspiration at the time, Waltz agreed to return for Bond25 after Cary Fukunaga told him he could do with the character "whatever he wanted, as long as it was something cool".
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Blofeld: "Eat my shorts!"

    Silva: "With pleasure, Ernst. With pleasure!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Of course I am on Twitter. I own Twitter."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited July 2019 Posts: 5,185
    "Nomi, i'm glad you came... believe it or not but i'm actually your brother."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    This round turned out to be a duel. In the end, the decision is @00Agent for:
    00Agent wrote: »
    Bond: "Blofeld, what are you doing in Jamaica?!"

    Blofeld: "What does it look like? I'm on holiday, chillax Bro. Hey, umm... can i crash on your couch for a couple nights? I'm kinda on the run from Interpol."

    Here is the baton.
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    It is expandable.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited July 2019 Posts: 5,185
    NOICE! Thanks Thundy.
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    Let's go with this one:
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  • mattjoesmattjoes matjoevakia
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    Size doesn't matter.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    @QBranch avatar rates this image 5 out of 5 (foot)
  • mattjoesmattjoes matjoevakia
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    After all the hoopla regarding Daniel Craig's height, we all thought the worst was behind us, that is, until EON chose to cast two giant women opposite him. #BéréniceNotBondGirl.
  • mattjoesmattjoes matjoevakia
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    The audience at the Skyfall press conference was having a hard time figuring out whether the new Bond girls were unusually large, or Daniel Craig had fallen into the washing machine and shrunk. Luckily, Sam Mendes agreed to step in and serve as a point of comparison in terms of height.

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    The new Bond film was to be an adaptation of Jonathan Swift's Gulliver's Travels. Bérénice Marlohe and Naomie Harris would appear in scenes set in Brobdingnag, while Javier Bardem would play a talking horse in the land of the Houyhnhnms.
  • mattjoesmattjoes matjoevakia
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    naomie_harris_skyfall_premiere_by_lowerrider_d6in377-pre.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MTU3MiIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzFhZWY3YTAwLWE5NDgtNDhlNi1iNDBkLTBhOGJkNTEyMDI4YlwvZDZpbjM3Ny1mMjc1YWJmZS0xMGM1LTRjNzgtYjI2Yy1hMjc4YjA0NGVhMmEuanBnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTEwMjQifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.ySoqlHK23o_KlVd0fA4U4OjBsIU8cX4DbOPbvzIYYgE

    Can you believe this, Naomie? He's so tiny! Cuteness overload!!!!!!111

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    -Any questions?
    -Daniel, for The Daily Mail: Won't you be announcing who's playing the villain?
    -Oh, you're right. I've got him in my pocket. Come on out, Javier.
  • mattjoesmattjoes matjoevakia
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    Bond: Well, everybody needs a hobby.
    Silva: So what's yours?
    Bond: Miniaturisation. For instance, radioactive lint.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited July 2019 Posts: 5,185
    Craig (with helium voice): Laugh all you want suckers, I'm big in all the right places. These chicks already know.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Did you hear, some are championoning Aidan Turner as Bond."

    "What? Haha, that little hobbit!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Daniel was flattered that they were so huge fans of him.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited July 2019 Posts: 5,185
    After 3 failed attempts to appease the Millenials and internet PC brigade, EoN decided for Bond28 to go even more radical, and for the sake of inclusion, hire a dwarf (midget? small person?) to play James Bond.

    With this EoN also wanted to make a strong symbolic and quite literal point that Bond is no longer standing above the women around him.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He felt an urge to rest his head.
  • mattjoesmattjoes matjoevakia
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    For Daniel, this truly was Pussy Galore.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    THE WOMAN GNOME
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    YOU DON'T GNOME ME
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