USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM TO... Steven Seagal is hitting on your sister

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Hey, observer! You're trying to get yourself killed?
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited June 2019 Posts: 5,128
    "You know, he kills little girls like you."
    *Pulls out Smartphone and shows her TWINE ending on youtube*

    "Well, you can't win them all."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 9,070
    I have no Armas left. You've stripped her from me.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    So, you live to die another day, commander
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... Barbara Broccoli wants YOU as the next Bond
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 9,070
    Are you sure that's all you want? ;)
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,128
    I must have appealed to her maternal instincts.
  • ResurrectionResurrection Kolkata, India
    Posts: 2,112
    You must be joking
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,128
    Yes, well, you get your clothes on, and I'll buy you an ice cream.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Bahamalulu
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    I find her fascinating. But she needs a psychiatrist, not me.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,128
    "I see the good Barbara has cleared you. Notes you have exceptional stamina."

    "I'm sure she was touched by his dedication... to the job in hand."
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 3,316
    "I'm flattered, but I don't think your Uncle Ari would approve."
  • Posts: 10,552
    "How can I refuse such a gracious invitation?"
  • Posts: 5,766
    Forgive me, my mind was elsewhere. You said how many million?
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,128
    "That's because you know what i can do with my little Finger."
  • echoecho 007 in New York
    Posts: 3,825
    But I like my conch chowder.
  • Posts: 5,102
    I sure am, boy!
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,128
    For God's sake. You're supposed to display some kind of judgment.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pierce Blueman
    Posts: 3,713
    With pleasure, Barbara. With pleasure.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pierce Blueman
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    Tell me, which lunatic asylum did they get you out of?
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pierce Blueman
    Posts: 3,713
    But all that physical stuff, so dull, so dull...
  • edited June 2019 Posts: 5,102
    "I will... (turns to Playstation controller... ) as soon as I have won this game!"
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,128
    It's okay, baby. No te preocupes. We all make mistakes.
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    edited June 2019 Posts: 3,351
    So it’s sort of like, well, what the **** am I supposed to be?

    (Part of qoute of Phoebe Waller-Bridge)
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited June 2019 Posts: 17,900
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN ... you are arrested for shoplifting a nudie magazine
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 9,070
    "I think she has handcuffs."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Bahamalulu
    Posts: 37,269
    Put me down! Put me down!
  • DragonpolDragonpol Writer @ http://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited June 2019 Posts: 13,360
    I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up!
  • echoecho 007 in New York
    Posts: 3,825
    Blow up your pants.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 6,171
    I didn't know there was a pool down there.....
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