USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia
    edited June 2019 Posts: 3,163
    Oh how reckless of me, I made you all wet!
  • mattjoesmattjoes So this is it. This joke is played out.
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    No, no, no! No more foreplay.
  • w2bondw2bond is indeed a very rare breed
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    I didn't know there was a pool down there.....

    good one!
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Why did you break off the encounter with my pet python?
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,151
    "I've been missing the touch of a good woman."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,151
    "I take pleasure... In great beauty."
  • Major_BoothroydMajor_Boothroyd Republic of Isthmus
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    That girl didn't know one end of the rifle from the other
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Excellent, @Major_Boothroyd ! :D
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Forgive me father, for I have sinned
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Spychopath
    Posts: 39,506
    Sheer magnetism
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,151
    "She has a lovely 'mouth', that Anita."
  • Posts: 14,905
    Just a slight stiffness coming on... in the shoulder.
  • Posts: 14,905
    Wait, don't pull it out. I'm not finished with it yet.
  • cwl007cwl007 England
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    He's keen to get home
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 10,442
    Come on, put your back into it, eh?
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 6,817
    Just keeping the British end up sir!
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,151
    The president gave me a direct order.
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
    Posts: 4,226
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up!

    Drat, @Dragonpol's beaten me to the punch!
  • DragonpolDragonpol The Crazy World of David Dragonpol
    Posts: 13,704
    royale65 wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up!

    Drat, @Dragonpol's beaten me to the punch!

    I like to slip in early, if you know what I mean! 8-}
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
    Posts: 3,271
    "It's all in the wrist...."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 18,715
    Excellent run, guys. :p

    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... your doctor tells you you're putting on too much weight.
  • cwl007cwl007 England
    Posts: 454
    I think my mouth is too big
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    Life’s full of small challenges.
  • Posts: 11,214
    Then I shall cut out the white bread, Sir.
  • Posts: 12,091
    Then I shall take it off!!!!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 6,817
    But you are SO WRONG!
  • mattjoesmattjoes So this is it. This joke is played out.
    edited July 2019 Posts: 4,007
    (grabbing my stomach) Hai Fat owns this place.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 18,715
    Honestly, that gave me a big laugh, @mattjoes ! :D
  • Junglist_1985Junglist_1985 Los Angeles
    Posts: 144
    “Yes, considerably.”
  • Junglist_1985Junglist_1985 Los Angeles
    Posts: 144
    Dr: “you’re putting on too much weight”
    Me: “do you expect me to talk?”
    Dr: “nooo I expect you to die”
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