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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    vzok wrote: »
    Sorry for the delay. Here is the next pic.

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    Mr. Tiddles' cloning process didn't go as well as blofelds
  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
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    The device was a particularly nefarious one. Meant to resemble a drowning kitten, as soon as the unsuspecting victim reached for the animal, the explosive charge hidden within would detonate. Fortunately for Bond, his visceral hatred for cats caused him to shoot it as soon as he was within 100 meters. Not a scratch on him.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Now he understood why he had been told to stay away from the piranha bowl.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    DAF Blofeld said, "After Mr Smith's death volunteers were understandably rather scarce. I was forced to use my cat instead."
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    "This is what happens when you leave the ice cream out," Ernst said, shaking his head at Irma.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    "WUT da hell iz DAT?! Iz dere a TENTACLE in here wit ME?! Oh phew, iz just meee...splish splash!"

    There was significantly less drama in the life of Blofeld's cat than that of its master's. But we all manage to find our own excitement in life, don't we?
  • IGUANNAIGUANNA
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    You guys are weird. :)
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    IGUANNA wrote: »
    You guys are weird. :)

    Coming from you I take that as a compliment.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Waiting in the milkbowl for the other cats to come licking.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Irma to a perplexed Ernst:

    "??? I thought you said to fix some cat food?"
  • vzokvzok
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    Pussy is wet. Pussy is waiting. Go on, you know you want to.

    Alternatively, keep the one-liners coming.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Not exactly what a captured 007 had in mind when Ernst said, with a mad, gleeful grin on his face, that he was going to milk every second of this.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    "Well well, now we know what 'C' stands for," pussy said as Max Denbigh opened the door. "Carnation Condensed Milk...the milk from contented cows. EVERYBODY PARTY NOW! Dun! Dun dun DUN—!"

    Denbigh quietly closed the door and proceeded down the hall in search of Blofeld's office.
  • vzokvzok
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    I'll pick a winner at the weekend if anyone wants to come up with a final quip.
  • barryt007barryt007
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    When Blofeld ran out of KittyKat AND Whiskers,his pussy could take no more.....
  • vzokvzok
    edited October 2016 Posts: 4,026
    OK here is the winner. Thanks for the jokes folks.
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    "When I said I wanted a creamy pussy this wasn't what I had in mind!"

    Over to you Dragonpol.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    vzok wrote: »
    OK here is the winner. Thanks for the jokes folks.
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    "When I said I wanted a creamy pussy this wasn't what I had in mind!"

    Over to you Dragonpol.

    Oh, thank you very much, @vzok.

    Here is the new catty picture:

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The cat refused to bite down Irma s toenails.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Stay away, Donald!"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Great! Can we get some more entries, please? :)
  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
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    Bond's attempts to repurpose his Day of the Dead costume as a cat toy failed miserably.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The worst was that no one believed him.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    The worst was that no one believed him.

    Ha ha! I see you have my ghost thread in mind there. I like it! :))
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    The worst was that no one believed him.

    Ha ha! I see you have my ghost thread in mind there. I like it! :))

    Yes. No one believed the skeleton giant when he told about the ghost cat.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    "No bones about it, that pussy does not need a hand with the housework," said Neal Purvis and Robert Wade.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He sholuld have stayed away from Ernst s closet.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Irma s dog always brought home bones, and he hated it!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited November 2016 Posts: 45,489
    The cat is still haunted by that dead caption thread.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Goodness. I'd totally forgotten about this one. Judging this one on Monday. Get some more entries in while you still can!
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    OK, I will judge this tomorrow (Sunday). Hopefully we will; get a few more entries in before then,. If not, I will judge the current entries above. Enough time has passed by this stage for new entries - nearly two months in fact!
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