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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Pierce and Emma find the newly posted Kim Kardashian nudes.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited November 2014 Posts: 28,694
    4EverBonded wrote: »
    Allrighty then - here is one of my favorite Bonds. Have fun!

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    Emma helps Pierce discover the wild world of internet pornography:

    Pierce: "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait-back it up for a second. So you're telling me that THAT fits in her-"

    Emma: "Oh yeah, all the way in."

    Pierce: "Blimey. You know, Emma, they sure didn't have this sorta stuff when I was a lad."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    During his weekly surfing of the MI6 Community forum pages as user PierceRockz4Life95, Brosnan reacts to some pointed barbs directed at his Bond films by resident member @Getafix.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Pierce: "So THAT'S what a donkey punch is."
    Emma: "Yep. Brutal."
    Pierce: "No wonder you didn't want that as the working title of our film."
    Emma: "Yuuuuuup."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    " Two girls one cup" um? " Fancy an ice cream ?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Pierce was too afraid to open and read the e-mail for himself.

    "George Lazenby wishes you a Merry Christmas."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    These are all great! Off to a roaring start. Keep 'em coming, folks. ;)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    When he decided to hold a live video chat with his random fans from around the world, Pierce didn't realize just how far some of his devotees would go to impress him. When @Creasy47 finally got the chance to speak with him he immediately cried tears of joy and shrieked at the top of his voice as he pulled out a ring he won from a toy machine and proposed passionately to his idol. The only choice Pierce had was to shut his laptop and take a bath to cleanse himself of the encounter.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Bond and Emma take a leisurely stroll through the MI6 Community, blown away that some people indeed do enjoy 'Die Another Day.'
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    That's it Pierce. We're now registered at Danielcraig is not bond.com ! :))
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Through the magic of YouTube, Pierce hears his singing performance in Mamma Mia for the first time, completely untouched.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    4EverBonded wrote: »
    Allrighty then - here is one of my favorite Bonds. Have fun!

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    My goodness? When you asked me to take a new career for the church in a Missionary position, i didn't have that in mind???!!! :-O X_X
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "THOSE are the rules of MI6 Community? Good heavens, how do they recruit anyone?"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Emma: "Wow, check out the massive willy on that'n."

    Pierce [becomes exasperated]: "But Emma, that's my boy!"

    Emma: "Well, if that's true I gotta ask: does the father match his son down there?"

    Keely Brosnan [popping into the room]: "You better believe he does!"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Years after he stopped Janus and his followers from seeking revenge against the realm, Bond located the salacious Cold War sex tapes of the sinister Xenia.

    Bond: "I'll tell you, for a girl named Onatopp, she sure liked being on the bottom. But just look at the form, the technique. I didn't even know legs could do THAT!"
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Very good, peeps - let's have a few more. :D
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Emma and Pierce are absolutely speechless after they run an online simulation that shows them what their baby would look like.

    Emma: "Look Pierce, it's got your pain face."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    "That's never the title of Bond 24 ?" Pierce asked !
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Emma: There are how few women on the MI6 forum? I'm shocked.

    Pierce: Yes, a bit disconcerting. But look at that one ...!

    :)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Quite by freak chance, she stumbled upon his long forgotten moisturizer commercial.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    *bump*

    Judging tomorrow! With the hot SPECTRE news, surely there could be one or two more late entries with this photo ... :D
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    "EON is bringing back SPECTRE Emma. How come I only got Janus"?
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2014 Posts: 28,694
    Pierce [shouting at the top of his lungs]: "EMMA!"

    Emma [softly]: "Pierce, I'm right here, darling. What's the matter?"

    Pierce [staring angrily at computer]: "Can you believe this rubbish? They're giving another sexy Frenchwoman, a Ms. "Léa Seydoux" to Craig, that blue-eyed, big-eared b@st@rd. The only Frenchie Barb and Mike bothered to throw my way was that Marceau broad. Flat as a pancake that one, and she wouldn't even let me in her dressing room after filming!"

    Emma: "Pierce, just calm down. You know how your blood pressure gets when you're like this..."

    Pierce: "Oh no, it's fine; it's ALL fine. Craig will see. Give him Eva Green, give him this Seydoux bimbo. Thanks to "November Man" I have stolen from him Ms. Kurylenko, and now she sleeps in MY bed!"

    Emma [furious]: "She WHAT?!"

    Pierce: "Oh, figuratively speaking, of course. I'm many things, Emma, but one of them is not an adulterer."


  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    atta boys ;))
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Brosnan does his best attempt at Craig's Poutface.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Watching the SPECTRE press conference Pierce laughs
    " Look at Daniel's .Granddad jumper"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "I can guarantee that you did not win the lottery, Pierce."

    "But please check. Just in case. How can you be so sure?"

    "With two zeros and one seven? You are losing it, Pierce."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Okay time for judging, in one hour. :!!

    These have been fun! Thanks. :)
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Emma & Pierce accidently stumble across the '6 Bonds, one martini glass' video. :-O
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Pierce [looking at SPECTRE reveal]: "Christoph Waltz. They cast Christoph FREAKING Waltz! Do you know how many times I told Barbara I wanted to work with this man, Emma?"

    Emma [in an exhausted tone]: How many, Pierce?

    Pierce: "I've lost count, matter of fact. I told her every day on set that I loved this man and wanted him in a Bond film, but guess what? She just blew me off, each time. She's doing this on purpose you know, her and Wilson, the b@st@rds. 'Oh, let's give Dan all the nice things. What's that, Dan? You want a hard and gritty Bond like Pierce always asked for? Ok, here you go, big boy. What's that now? You want the acclaimed Sam Mendes to direct your third Bond film? Sure thing, darling. What? Oh, this is big. You want SPECTRE back, Danny boy? It'll be tough, but I think that can be arranged.' What a hunk of s@#$."
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