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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • GettlerGettler
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    Delicious
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Great idea! :D

    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are standing in front of Donald Trump.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    *Looks at hairdo*

    "Well, it was that or the priesthood."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    *Looks at hairdo*

    "Hey Bond...you do any gardening?"
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    edited May 2016 Posts: 6,432
    Shocking... Positively shocking.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited May 2016 Posts: 23,551
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    *Looks at hairdo*

    "Hey Bond...you do any gardening?"

    Hahahahahahaha =))

    *Points at Trump*

    "The whole office goes up in smoke and that bloody thing survives."
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    "He needs medical EVAC."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Beg your pardon, forgot to knock!
    *punch*
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Specialist in child impersonations."
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    edited May 2016 Posts: 10,588
    "I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur."

    "I've no compunction about sending you to your death."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "There's a useful four letter word...and you're full of it."
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    "You're even worse than your file says."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    *Trump begins to speak*

    "Gas! Get over the side."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "Sir Donald thinks otherwise."
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    "These bastards want your head. And I'm seriously considering feeding you to them."
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
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    "I would've thought watching your TV shows was torture enough."
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    edited May 2016 Posts: 10,588
    "When you remove Mr. Trump's heart, there should just be enough time for him to watch it stop beating."

    Or

    "You're a cocky little bastard, aren't you?"
  • Risico007Risico007
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    Ciao Micky Mouse.

    Your on a kite dancing in a hurricane.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    "It's okay, baby. No te preocupes. We all make mistakes."

    Alternatively:

    "Señor Trump, you got big cajones. You come here, to my place, referencing the Trump Tower taco bowls, wearing a hairpiece, throwing around a lot of money...but you should know something: nobody saw you come in, so nobody has to see you go out."

    Alternatively alternatively:

    "Then I guess it's time to start cutting...wait for it...OVERHEAD!"

    *knocks off Trump's hairpiece and runs away cackling*
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Acme Pollution Inspection... We're cleaning up the world and thought this was a suitable starting point.


    Weren't you a blonde when I came in?

    Listen, you can drop me off at the next corner. This whole thing is getting a little out of hand.

    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.

    Hey, what the hell is this? A pervert's convention or something?

    DAF is quite the gem for Donald... ;-)
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Reassuringly, after girlfriend has let out a blood-curdling scream:

    "It's just a hat, darling, belonging to a small-headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    I'm cracking up, guys! Keep 'em coming!!!
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    edited May 2016 Posts: 10,588
    Trump - "What the hell do you want? I don't need no damn wheelchair."

    Me - "No?" *punch* "You do now!"
  • GettlerGettler
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    *Turns to the camera*
    He's quite mad you know.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited May 2016 Posts: 45,489
    Keep your hair on.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Donald: "wait, i'm just a professional trying to make america great again."

    Me: "Me too" *pulls trigger*
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you discover that your neighbour is spying on you in the bathroom.</b></font>

  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    *looks down*

    "Well, it's all a matter of perspective."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    "We all get our jollies one way or another"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Can I offer an opinion? I really think you people should find a better place to meet."
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