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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you find Roger Moore in bed with your wife.</b></font>

    I know you?!!!!!
    Your that secret agent!!!!!!
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    "Just keeping the British End up."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Tell him to pull out, immediately !
  • CrzChris4CrzChris4
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    "For England, James?"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    The face is familiar, as is the manner.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,527
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you get caught wearing your partner's underwear.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,527
    "You should have called."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    You'll forgive me if I don't get up.
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
    Posts: 15,423
    "Don't blow it all at once."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    "I'm not mad about his tailor, are you"?
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,527
    "Excellent, just the thing for unwinding after a rough day at the office."
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    Posts: 10,588
    Don't ask.
    Don't tell.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Well, I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,506
    Speak now or forever hold your piece?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,892
    I have no armour left.
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    edited April 2015 Posts: 4,437
    RE: you find Roger Moore in bed with your wife.

    I'll call security and congratulate them. (Zukovsky in Twine)

    RE: you get caught wearing your partner's underwear.

    I thought you might enjoy one of these. (Bond to Moneypenny in Twine)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited April 2015 Posts: 45,489
    Utter one syllable, and I ll have you killed.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    I can assure you, my intentions are strictly honourable

    or
    I admire your courage, Miss ...?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    I asked Q, to get me one of these.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you try to find an excuse to walk into the adult section in your local video store.</b></font>

  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,527
    "Just a slight stiffness coming on... due to the altitude, no doubt."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    " This will not stand !"
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
    Posts: 15,423
    "Standard operating procedure. Boys with toys."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    "I'd like to pay it a discreet visit tonight."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Safety inspection!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    We're the ACME pollution company. We're cleaning up the world and thought this
    was a suitable starting point !
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 7,965
    'I was walking my rat and seem to have lost my way..'

    Somehow I think DAF is a very good film for this one...
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    edited April 2015 Posts: 10,588
    Universal Exports, check with your boss.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    What makes you think I've never done this before.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    " Did you get my pictures ?"
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