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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "We may have lost the Revolution, but our health system is second to none."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    ... your partner was a little bit too enthusiastic with the deodorant.
    "She died of skin suffocation. It can happen to cabaret dancers. You should leave a small bare patch at the base of the spine to allow the skin to breathe."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief. I'm afraid it's you. Smelly old girl.
  • AnonAnon
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    Good morning, darling. ACME pollution inspection, we're cleaning up the world, we thought this was a suitable starting point.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Phosgene gas, to keep the visitors away."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you want to help your best friend find a partner.</b></font>

  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "He's the outstanding horse of the sales."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited August 2014 Posts: 14,037
    "Felix, say hello to Dink."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Contact M. Tell him to send Little Nellie. Repeat, Little Nellie. Suggest she be accompanied by her father."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    "I give you very best duck".
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "That should keep him occupied for quite some time."
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you want to help your best friend find a partner.</b></font>

    James Bond! Universal Exports!
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    *talking to a girl for my friend*

    "It's big and black and the driver is a very good friend of mine."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    She's very sexiful.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Creasy47 wrote: »
    *talking to a girl for my friend*

    "It's big and black and the driver is a very good friend of mine."

    "I'm all ears". ;-)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    WillyGalore wrote: »
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    *talking to a girl for my friend*

    "It's big and black and the driver is a very good friend of mine."

    "I'm all ears". ;-)

    "Everybody needs a hobby." ;)
  • 00130013
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    "You two do make a charming couple, though. You're both... What's the expression? Damaged goods."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    LET'S GO FISHING!
  • BAIN123BAIN123
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    @Murdock. Perfect.

    "If it has to be done, I'd rather do it"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "It sounds better than... What would you say? Mistress? Kept woman?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "The same person who set me up then has just set me up again, so I'm going after him. "
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "She has a face like a pig." :@)
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Did you check her out?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "I got my own plans for you, baby."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    ... you want to help your best friend find a partner.
    "You were to observe Mr Goldfinger. Not borrow his girlfriend!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your partner falls asleep during snuggling.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "You know what they say about the fittest."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "If you don't mind, Commander, my spoon."

    ;)
  • daltondalton
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    "This never happened to the other fellow.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "I hope you don't snore, Q."
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