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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Draw it for me".
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited July 2014 Posts: 23,530
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... a friend is hitting on your sister.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "She's an ugly little bitch, but she gets you there."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Don t touch that! That s mine!"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... a friend is hitting on your sister.</b></font>

    "You've got a bloody cheek!"


    "Don't you dare touch her. She's mine!"


    "Think on your sins."


    "You can tell of the one that got away."


    "You should be locked up in a cage."


    "Well, you're bloody well not sleeping here."


    "Well, everyone needs a hobby."


    "Oh, and I suppose that's completely inconspicuous."


    "I'm guessing this is not official."


    "A storm's coming."


    "What do you say about a man like that?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,896
    "Tastes like strawberries."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    *Seeing the two of them go upstairs."

    "Take a deep breath, you only got one shot, make it count."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,896
    "I would take a hand for this betrayal, but you need it to play cards."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "Oh, do you want to get off?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,896
    "Forgive my not shaking hands. It's awkward with these." *raises semi-automatics*
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    *turns to sister*

    "He's the outstanding horse of the sales. We expect him to fetch over three million dollars!"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "Put her stern in".
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,896
    "Perhaps we can make up a foursome!"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "well obviously, you swallow it"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited July 2014 Posts: 13,896
    "Half. You get the rest later."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    (to sister):

    "You know, he kills little girls like you".

    (to friend):

    "Certainly better bred than the owner".
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Fantastic entries, everybody!

    "Enjoy it while it lasts."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,330
    *I come up to friend with wheel chair.*

    Friend: What's up? I don't need a wheelchair.

    Me: No? *punch* You do now.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,530
    Even if most of these lines have been used about a hundred times, it just doesn't get tiresome, now does it? ;-)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,459
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Even if most of these lines have been used about a hundred times, it just doesn't get tiresome, now does it? ;-)

    It really doesn't. I didn't even want to submit a quote today because all of the entires already entered were too hilarious to top.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,896
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Even if most of these lines have been used about a hundred times, it just doesn't get tiresome, now does it? ;-)
    "Play it again, Sam." ;)
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Even if most of these lines have been used about a hundred times, it just doesn't get tiresome, now does it? ;-)

    Phu-yuck!

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,896
    "Phu-yuck!" b-(
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "Now... you said something about going down... together?"


    "I hope it doesn't shrink when it gets wet."


    "You wouldn't touch that horrible woman, would you?"


    "The one thing my honourable mother taught me long ago was never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you, I'm afraid, will get into anything. With any girl."


    "I think she has handcuffs."


    "Please. Make it quick."


    Sister: "Friend of yours?"
    Me: "I have no friends."


    "It's rather hard, isn't it?"


    "Must you touch everything?"


    "Don't blow it all at once."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... Halle gives you the "Yo Momma" look.</b></font>
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... our forum has been given a facelift. :-)</b>

    Quite revealing!
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,330
    "Mayday where have you been? I've been...waiting for you. To take care of me personally." ;)
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,530
    "Get down on your knees."
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... a friend is hitting on your sister.</b></font>

    Speak now or forever hold your piece?!
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... Halle gives you the "Yo Momma" look.</b></font>

    chew mi!!!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,896
    "This mine is fake. But the lasers... are real."
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