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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Wish I could make you vanish"
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    "Don't you want to know why?"
  • jobojobo
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    "What are you? Some kinda doomsday machine boy? Well we got a cage strong enough to hold an animal like you here!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Do you like wild things, Mr Tamahori, Lee Tamahori?
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,506
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you accidentally run into Lee Tamahori.</b></font>
    [/quote][/quote]

    He was found in the desert? 2 bullets to the back of head!
  • Sammm04Sammm04
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    Comments on DAD:

    "What I did this evening was for Queen and country. You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Christ, I miss the Cold War."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    *puts silencer on P99*

    "I usually hate killing an unarmed man. Cold-blooded murder is a filthy business."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you accidentally run into Lee Tamahori.</b></font>
    [/quote][/quote]
    "Whoever she was, I must have scared the living daylights out of her."

    or
    "Good news! You won't be hung this morning... you will be shot!'

    but that's not from his own... so...

    So... Mr. Tamahori is not all she seems.

    or

    You had your cyanide...

    or

    Do you believe in bad luck?

    or

    You have no idea how much Icarus is about to change your world.

    or

    Was it painful? The gene therapy.


    Right. I'll stop now. I think he'd get the message.



  • BAIN123BAIN123
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you accidentally run into Lee Tamahori.</b></font>
    [/quote][/quote]


    *Fist your left hand and smack it against your right*
    "Time to face destiny"
  • jobojobo
    edited June 2014 Posts: 7,500
    Haha, we sure are ruthless, aren't we! :))

    "As you are here, you can help me write the inaugural story. Your obituaries."

    or...

    "I used to look in the papers every day for your obituary."

    and...

    "This is a soundproof room mr Tamahori. Nobody will hear you scream."

    I hope he doesn't read this...
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,500
    "You forgot the first rule of film making, Tamahori. GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!"
  • WalecsWalecs On Her Majesty's Secret Service
    edited June 2014 Posts: 3,157
    BAIN123 wrote:
    *Fist your left hand and smack it against your right*
    "Time to face destiny"

    Damn, that's exactly what I was going to post!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you accidentally run into Lee Tamahori.</b></font>

    If I was commenting on his wager while playing a game of chemin de fer:
    "I admire your courage, Miss...?"


    If we were at a "Best Director's Ever" dinner:
    "Don't worry. I'm not supposed to be here either."


    If we were on a beach:
    "Are you looking for shells too?"


    If he was soliciting me for sex while dressed in a pink unitard and matching tutu:
    "What should I say to an invitation from a strange gentleman?"


    If I am on the side of the road flagging for a ride after my vehicle has broken down:
    "Well, now that you're here, you'd better give us a tow."


    If we were at Pinewood Studios:
    "Careful. The whole place is probably wired for sound."


    Random vitriolic comments:
    "I warned you: We do NOT tolerate failure, Number Three. You know the penalty."

    "The first one won't kill you; not the second, not even the third... not till you crawl over here and you KISS MY FOOT!"

    "Tell me, which lunatic asylum did they get you out of?"


    If he had a black eye:
    "Well... who won?"


    If we were at a nude beach:
    "Since you're here, would you mind giving me something to put on?"


    If we were in Scotland:
    "Welcome to Scotland!"


    If he was being reprimanded for his work on DAD:
    "There's a hearing at ten tomorrow. You're expected to attend."


    If he asked me what I thought of his mother's egg and father's sperm:
    "Wasted."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited July 2014 Posts: 40,454
    "If we were in Scotland:
    "Welcome to Scotland!""

    =)) that's simplistic and rich. I don't think it's supposed to be that funny, but it is. Thank you, Brady.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,454
    It's nearly been a month, and I miss this thread. Could we get a new scenario, Dimi?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...

    this thread is locked.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Thunderfinger, you're a mod now ?!
    Excuse me while I duck for cover ...
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    I have taken that heavy duty.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    World domination. The same old dream.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited July 2014 Posts: 23,527
    Ask and you shall receive...

    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your favourite football team just lost the World Cup final due to the referee's poor judgment.</b></font>
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "You'll have to be debriefed and declared fit for active service."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Why didn't you learn the violin?"
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    (Sarcastically)

    "As you said, such good sport..."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,454
    "Why can't you just be a good boy and die?"
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    To the ref, on TV:
    "You're insane of course."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    What the bloody hell was that?
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Well ... quoting a Bond line addressed to the ref as my team just lost the game ...
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,454
    "You'll wake up with your balls in your mouth."

    A bit edited, but it gets the point across.
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