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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • fjdinardofjdinardo
    Posts: 1,965
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you try to spoon-feed a baby but the little one doesn't want to open his mouth.</b></font>

    "one of are specialties"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,041
    ... Michael G. Wilson approaches you to play Bond in the next Bond film.
    "That should make a certain group of families* rather angry, wouldn't you say?"

    * the fan communities ;)

    ... you try to spoon-feed a baby but the little one doesn't want to open his mouth.
    "Open... the... door."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,639
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... aliens have abducted you, stripped you and are about to probe you.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,639
    "Listen, you can drop me off at the next corner. This whole thing is getting a little out of hand."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited December 2013 Posts: 6,396
    "I've got a little itch down there, would you mind?

    "I think he's attempting re-entry, Sir"
  • fjdinardofjdinardo
    Posts: 1,965
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... aliens have abducted you, stripped you and are about to probe you.</b></font>

    "I always thought watching your TV shows was torture enough"
  • Zorin61Zorin61
    Posts: 418
    "What makes you think this is my first time?"
  • BAIN123BAIN123
    Posts: 11,189
    "When one is in Egypt...one should delve deeply into it's treasures"

    "I'm sure they'll send me home first class"

    (in a mocking manner) "Do you know how to use one of these"

    "What no small talk, no...chit-chat?"

    "Why not...perhaps we can make up a foursome"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "That'll bring a tear to your eye"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,575
    "Then I shall extend you the same courtesy."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,639
    "My department know I'm here. When I don't report they'll retaliate."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    *Referring to my bowels*

    "Number 1 platoon E-V-A. Number 1 platoon E-V-A"
  • BAIN123BAIN123
    edited December 2013 Posts: 11,189
    (Aliens produce their probing device)

    "Never mind that...go get the brandy"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "My friend, I've been studying this for such an occasion. Your best approach will on the right face..."
  • Zorin61Zorin61
    Posts: 418
    "You want to do what to me?"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,575
    "The bottom one has a homer in it."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,334
    Giving my best Brosnan pain face.
    "One last screw...."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,459
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    ... you try to spoon-feed a baby but the little one doesn't want to open his mouth.
    "Darling, I give you very best duck!"

    ... aliens have abducted you, stripped you and are about to probe you.
    "Do you expect me to talk?"

    "Sorry ... forgot to knock!"

    "Don't touch that! ..."

    "First dig two graves ..."


  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,506
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you try to spoon-feed a baby but the little one doesn't want to open his mouth.</b></font>

    You are looking at an industrial laser! ;) =))
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,506
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... aliens have abducted you, stripped you and are about to probe you.</b></font>

    Well? Enjoy yourself!
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    Posts: 13,351
    "Do I look like I give a damn?"
  • hildebrand_rarityhildebrand_rarity
    Posts: 316
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... aliens have abducted you, stripped you and are about to probe you.</b></font>

    "I'm afraid you're going to have to cut your lesson short, we've got a situation at the ministy of defence"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,041
    ... Michael G. Wilson approaches you to play Bond in the next Bond film.
    "I'm going to be completely useless to you."

    ... you try to spoon-feed a baby but the little one doesn't want to open his mouth.
    "What's the regulation to cope with this?"

    ... aliens have abducted you, stripped you and are about to probe you.
    "I don't think I'll ever fly with anyone else."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,639
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you fail miserably in the adult entertainment business.</b></font>
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,575
    "No thanks. I don't like cockfights."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,639
    *Pointing at bottom*
    "The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,575
    DarthDimi wrote:
    *Pointing at bottom*
    "The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army."


    :)) that is rich!!

    "You're the one on your knees."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,334
    "Dink say goodbye to Felix...man talk. *slaps her bottom*"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,575
    "There's no sense going out half-cocked."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,334
    "I've always been known to keep my tip up."
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