USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • Posts: 12,506
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... someone tells you that DAD is the best Bond film ever made.</b></font>

    Tell me? Which lunatic assylum did they get you out of?
  • Posts: 12,506
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you accidentally bump into an old flame while on a trip with your current partner.</b></font>

    Fancy seeing you here Frauline?!!!!!!
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you notice there's another troll on the loose right here in our forum.</b></font>
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Why can't you just be a good boy and die?
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "He had a lot of guts."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Aren't you in the wrong room?"
  • edited October 2013 Posts: 6,396
    "Ah good, let the sport commence!"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,936
    "It's some kind of sadistic game."
  • Posts: 6,396
    "There's a useful four letter word. And you're full of it!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited October 2013 Posts: 13,936
    "Moderation. We investigate..."

    "But I'll tell you... it is Kristatos you want, not me." ;)
  • Posts: 418
    "You've got a bloody cheek."
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    edited October 2013 Posts: 13,350
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you embarrassingly leave the men's room behind with an unpleasant odour.</b></font>

    "Tastes like... like strawberries"
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    ... you notice there's another troll on the loose right here on our forum:

    "I thought I smelled a rat ..."

    Oh, that same one could also go for: ... you embarrassingly leave the men's room behind with an unpleasant odour.
    ***
    ... you accidentally bump into an old flame while on a trip with your current partner:

    "I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."

    ***
    Your responses are killing me! I am laughing out loud at so many of these.
  • Posts: 6,396
    "When you can't tell your friends from your enemies, it's time to go"
  • Posts: 1,965
    DarthDimi wrote:
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you notice there's another troll on the loose right here in our forum.</b></font>

    From OHMSS

    "Your full of surprises contesa"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,936
    <font color=red><b>... you accidentally bump into an old flame while on a trip with your current partner.</b></font>
    "This may be a trap."
    <font color=red><b>... someone tells you that DAD is the best Bond film ever made.</b></font>
    "Time to draw the line."
    <font color=red><b>... you notice there's another troll on the loose right here in our forum.</b></font>
    "She's a moron. A second-level programmer."
  • edited October 2013 Posts: 6,396
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you notice there's another troll on the loose right here in our forum.</b></font>

    "Put your hands back in your pockets and keep them there"

    Can't think where I got the inspiration for this ;-)
  • Posts: 12,506
    DarthDimi wrote:
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you notice there's another troll on the loose right here in our forum.</b></font>

    Speak or forever hold your piece?!!!
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... a stranger offers you money for something fairly indecent.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,551
    "Hey man, for twenty bucks I'd take you to a Ku Klux Klan cookout!"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    edited October 2013 Posts: 16,331
    You earned it, you keep it. "Old Buddy".
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,551
    "May I remind you that this operation was to be conducted discreetly. All it took was six million Francs in damages and penalties for violating most of the Napoleonic Code."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,474
    *takes money, removes pants*
    "You're smaller than I remember!"
  • Posts: 6,396
    "For you Mister, 20,000 Bah"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,936
    "Thank God for hard currency."
  • Posts: 6,396
    "The price is 200,000 Rupees. Do you have the cash?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Oh, to hell with dignity. I'll leave when the job's done."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,936
    "Me... clothes off... where?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    QBranch wrote:
    "Me... clothes off... where?"

    Brilliant!

    :))
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