USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM TO... Steven Seagal is hitting on your sister

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  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    *looks down*

    And now he's free.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Nick Nack - Tabasco!
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
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    "touch it.... touch it if you want."
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Hamburg, near the Atlantic Hotel
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    Don't touch that! It's my lunch.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Enjoy yourself.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Find who took it, what they plan to do with it, and stop it.
  • ResurrectionResurrection Kolkata, India
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    00Agent wrote: »
    Find who took it, what they plan to do with it, and stop it.

    Imagine M saying that to bond :))
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    00Agent wrote: »
    Find who took it, what they plan to do with it, and stop it.

    Imagine M saying that to bond :))

    Well she did, didn't she. ;)
    Maybe we just spoiled the plot of B25?
  • BennyBenny is _a_loserModerator
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN ... someone has stolen your underwear.

    This is an old friend of mine. And it tells me, something smells.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Benny wrote: »
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN ... someone has stolen your underwear.
    This is an old friend of mine. And it tells me, something smells.
    Haha good one Benny.
  • BennyBenny is _a_loserModerator
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN ... someone has stolen your underwear.


    "Well enjoy yourself."

  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia
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    Bad accident back there...
  • mattjoesmattjoes Style and Grace
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    What the hell is this?! A perverts' convention?!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Once we were like brothers, but now he's a different man.

    He's sick, like Stalin!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Thunderfinger World
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    Red wine with my underwear. Well, that should have told me something.
  • JamesCraigJamesCraig Ocean Club, Bahamas.
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    Oh, and Bond...

    Don't ever break into my house to steal my underwear again.
  • ResurrectionResurrection Kolkata, India
    edited March 2019 Posts: 2,177
    00Agent wrote: »
    00Agent wrote: »
    Find who took it, what they plan to do with it, and stop it.

    Imagine M saying that to bond :))

    Well she did, didn't she. ;)
    Maybe we just spoiled the plot of B25?

    What lethal thing can a Villian do with underwear- find who took it, what they plan to do with it and stop it :))
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    I have no armour left. You've stripped it from me.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Stiff assed Brit
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    He's a very lucky man.
  • w2bondw2bond is indeed a very rare breed
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    You took something that didn't belong to you. And you took it from a friend of Mr. Big's
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "Better cold with them on, than dead with them off, I always say."Moderator
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    "What the bloody hell was that?"
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    Mmmmm, perfect
  • Major_BoothroydMajor_Boothroyd Republic of Isthmus
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    What's going on behind my back?
  • BennyBenny is _a_loserModerator
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN ... someone has stolen your underwear.

    "Well, you can't win them all."

    Or

    "There's a useful four letter word. And you're full of it."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Taking a work-related one week break from the forum, folks. See you next Saturday. Meanwhile:

    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN ... you show up at a job interview drunk
  • BennyBenny is _a_loserModerator
    Posts: 10,398
    DarthDimi wrote: »


    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN ... you show up at a job interview drunk

    "Section 26 paragraph 5. That information is on a need to know basis only. I'm sure you understand."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    ugh.. siamese vodka...
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    "Phuyuck!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Thunderfinger World
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    Tomorrow we ll be friends. Let us drink to that.
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