USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM TO... Steven Seagal is hitting on your sister

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  • Jordo007Jordo007 Merseyside
    Posts: 456
    Shocking, positively shocking
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited March 2019 Posts: 6,733
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN ... YOU REALISE THAT BOND
    25 IS ABOUT START SHOOTING
    Good.

    Let the sport... commence!
  • Posts: 50
    Who's strangling the cat?
  • ResurrectionResurrection Kolkata, India
    Posts: 2,078
    BelatedKeyDungenesscrab-small.gif
  • edited March 2019 Posts: 5,097
    "Like every great artist I want to create one indisputable masterpiece once in my lifetime!"
  • "You're bloody late."
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    Posts: 3,349
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN ... YOU REALISE THAT BOND 25 IS ABOUT START SHOOTING

    Ah, Mr. Bond. I wanted to call you personally and to say how pleased we all are that your mission was a success. Thank you..
  • echoecho 007 in New York
    Posts: 3,806
    This never happened to the other fellow.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 9,065
    Can't wait. This dump gives me the creeps.
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
    Posts: 4,373
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN ... YOU REALISE THAT BOND 25 IS ABOUT START SHOOTING

    "alive and well i see... and still bungling in the dark."
  • BirdlesonBirdleson San Jose, CAModerator
    Posts: 29,247
    “Do I look like I give a damn?”
  • Posts: 5,097
    "To hell with dignity! I´ll leave when the job´s done!"
  • Posts: 5,097
    "Spend the money wisely, Mr Bond"
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
    Posts: 15,423
    "Well, get cracking, 007!"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 6,153
    Give us a kiss! give us a kiss!!
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 17,871
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN ... someone has stolen your underwear.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 17,871
    "Observe the instruments of Armageddon."
  • edited March 2019 Posts: 10,534
    I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 6,153
    You were fantastic. We're free.
  • Posts: 3,864
    Quite revealing
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 32,887
    It is housed in the butt. Squeeze it.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Bahamalulu
    Posts: 37,193
    You have what the Greeks call thrasos.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Hamburg, near the Atlantic Hotel
    Posts: 5,752
    I feel naked without it.
  • ResurrectionResurrection Kolkata, India
    edited March 2019 Posts: 2,078
    Shocking
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 9,065
    Shut the door, Alec. There's a draught!
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,122
    it's the right size... for me, that is.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 32,887
    Have those changed, will you?
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,122
    I believe you've got two items that belong to me...
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 32,887
    Launder it.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,122
    I have to get it back, or somebody will have my ass.
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