Fun with Bond Puns

Master_Dahark

I thought it might be fun to take some of the good Bond puns and come up with your own! We can make them better... or even more eye-rolling! Let's have some fun!

Here's mine:

007RogerMoore

Haha, amazing! Better than the real one. More please!

I made some to a Bond movie I made a few months ago.

Q showed Bond his new laser watch (red laser). Bond says "Makes you see red, Q".

Then Q shows Bond his new plastic explosive, which looks like hair gel. Bond quips "Hairraising". Q has also equipped Bond's lotus with flamethrowers. Bond's answer to that is "Heartwarming, a sparkling invention, Q".

And there are more.

JWESTBROOK

Sorry friend, hilarious stuff, but I'd much prefer it if we kept to this thread:

http://www.mi6community.com/index.php?p=/discussion/1916/bond-posterimage-parodies-making-fun-of-your-favorite-super-spy/p9#Item_258

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7

I think it would be more accessible to keep the thread up, because the other thread is more an expansive array of Bond spoofed media, while this is simply for puns.

Master_Dahark

Right, and even though I did use a picture, the root is still for the puns and jokes. I say keep it. :D

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7

Here's my effort:
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/7058/completegoldfingerplot.jpg
:D

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7

Here's another. I love doing these!
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/1732/frwlfullpun.jpg

007RogerMoore

Brady: those were very good.

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7

007RogerMoore wrote:

Brady: those were very good.

I hope you enjoy them as much as I love making them. :)

Zekidk

Here's a quickie from me:
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5499/bondfun.jpg

CraigMooreOHMSS

Zekidk wrote:

Here's a quickie from me:
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5499/bondfun.jpg

That is quite brilliant.

Kerim

These are great folks. Keep them coming.

TouchMyButtons

http://i47.tinypic.com/el2kvr.jpg

Creasy47

These are hilarious. Good work.

00Beast

Let's give this a try!

Alec Trevelyan: "For England, James?"
007: "No...for me. (drops Alec, looks down later) He had no head for heights!"

Max Zorin: "AAAAHHHHHH!!!" (hits the San Francisco Bay)
007: "What a splashing exit!"

007: (after killing Stromberg) "He disagreed with something he ate at dinner!"

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7

I hope everyone enjoys this one as much as I did when making it. It makes me like TWINE more:

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/764/fulltwinepun.jpg

Creasy47

@0BradyM0Bondfanatic7, pure hilarity.

"I'll jingle your bells."
"Ahh..."

And I love how Bond just gives up, kisses her, realizes he has another quip, and then begins again. I'm sure that could have continued for a lot longer.

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7

Creasy47 wrote:

@0BradyM0Bondfanatic7, pure hilarity.

"I'll jingle your bells."
"Ahh..."

And I love how Bond just gives up, kisses her, realizes he has another quip, and then begins again. I'm sure that could have continued for a lot longer.

I'm glad you like it! :) I have had more than a few laughs out of this myself, and giggled trying to find as many Christmas references as I could.

Creasy47

It's some hilarious stuff, I loved it.

Master_Dahark

Bond had to become Arnold Schwarzenegger for this one--- lol so disturbing at the bottom!

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7

^
=)) We need a GET TO THE CHOPPA Bond caption!

X3MSonicX

doubleonothing

You know that little thing about not posting copyright pictures that you agreed to when you signed up?

Well, that.

So, here's the thing. You can keep this going (and frankly, I'd like that, cos it's pretty funny) and post only linked images (which doesn't ruin it, because it worked for the caption thread)

Or

We can lock this.

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7

doubleonothing wrote:

You know that little thing about not posting copyright pictures that you agreed to when you signed up?

Well, that.

So, here's the thing. You can keep this going (and frankly, I'd like that, cos it's pretty funny) and post only linked images (which doesn't ruin it, because it worked for the caption thread)

Or

We can lock this.

Fixed, and thanks @doubleonothing.

forgotmyusername

love this idea love it, made my day.

=D>

thelivingroyale

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:

^
=)) We need a GET TO THE CHOPPA Bond caption!

Enjoy :D

Creasy47

Haha, is that Bag of Bones?

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7

Here's another. I made a Dirty Harry reference to CR. How you ask? Click the link! :D
http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/2222/fullcrpun.jpg

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/6509/full2gfpun.png

Creasy47

Hahah, that is rich. 'TEEHEEHEEHEE!'

Master_Dahark

Oh, IF ONLY: