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  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
    Posts: 987
    I was always partial to the lines:

    M: "When do you sleep 007?"

    Bond: "Never on the companies time sir."

    I've found myself have used this retort at work many times (usually just after being caught napping).
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 14,882
    Okay, well it'sa little past friday, so we'll say goodbye to our favourite lines from Doctor No, and move right on to...

    From Russia With Love.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    My favorites:

    Tatiana: The mechanism is... Oh James, James... Will you make love to me all the time in England?
    James Bond: Day and night. Go on about the mechanism.

    James Bond: Red wine with fish. Well that should have told me something.
    Donald "Red" Grant: You may know the right wines, but you're the one on your knees. How does it feel old man?

    Tatiana: Horrible, horrible woman.
    James Bond: Yes, she had her kicks.

    [Grant has just explained SPECTRE's plot for Bond]
    James Bond: That must have been a pretty sick collection of minds to dream up a plan like that.
    Donald 'Red' Grant: Wish you could see the headlines, "British agent murders beautiful Russian spy, then commits suicide."
    James Bond: Tell me, which lunatic asylum did they get you out of?
    Donald 'Red' Grant: [angered] Don't make it tougher on yourself, Mr. Bond!
    [Grant slaps Bond across the face]
    Donald 'Red' Grant: My orders are to kill you and deliver the Lektor. How I do it is my business. It'll be slow and painful.

  • karatemanchan37karatemanchan37
    Posts: 584
    You look surprised. My friends call me Tania.

    Mine call me James Bond.
  • DB5DB5
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    Kerim Bey- "Where? At the hotel?"
    James Bond- "No she won't go there again, she says it's too dangerous."
    Kerim Bey- "It's the old story, give the wolf a taste, then keep him hungry, my friend she's got you dangling."
    James Bond- "That's okay, all I want is the Lektor."
    Kerim Bey- "All? Are you sure that's all that you're interested in?"
    James Bond- "Well."
    And both men laugh like a couple of high school boys in the locker room.
  • DB5DB5
    Posts: 408
    Kerim Bey- "Where? At the hotel?"
    James Bond- "No she won't go there again, she says it's too dangerous."
    Kerim Bey- "It's the old story, give the wolf a taste, then keep him hungry, my friend she's got you dangling."
    James Bond- "That's okay, all I want is the Lektor."
    Kerim Bey- "All? Are you sure that's all that you're interested in?"
    James Bond- "Well."
    And both men laugh like a couple of high school boys in the locker room.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Bond: "You're one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen".
    Tatiana: "Thank you. But I think my mouth is too big".
    Bond: "No, it's the right size... for me, that is".

    and

    Blofeld: "Twelve seconds. One of these days we must invent a faster-working venom."

    and, of course, can't end without a pair of Kerim quotes.

    Kerim: "I've had a particularly fascinating life. Would you like to hear about it? You would."

    Mistress: "Kerim Bey, Kerim Bey. I no longer please you"?
    Kerim: "Be still! Ahh... back to the salt mines"!

  • 00Beast00Beast
    Posts: 4,762
    Kerim Bey: "Limpet mine on the wall outside, timed to catch me at my desk. The girl left in hysterics."
    007: "Found your technique too violent?"
    :-j

    007: "Hello Paul? Ah yes, it should be routine from here on in. Oh so many times-"
    (Klebb takes aim)
    Paul Maxwell: "What's that? Hello, hello!"
    007: "Klebb."

    Blofeld: "I warned you, Number 3. We do not tolerate failure. Our rules are very simple, if you fail...." (Morzeny posions Kronsteen)

    Kronsteen: "Who is Bond, compared with Kronsteen?"
    Blofeld: "Exactly."

    Donald "Red" Grant: "The first bullet won't kill you, nor the second, not even the third. Not until you crawl over here and kiss my foot!"

    Rosa Klebb: "You are not here to ask questions!!! Your forget to whom you are speaking!!"

    Sylvia Trench: "Oh, so now I'm an old case?"
    007: "I'll be on my way in an hour."
    Sylvia Trench: (grabs the car phone) "He is not on his way!"
    007: "Sylvia, behave yourself."
    Moneypenny: "Hey, your old case sounds, "interesting", James."
  • actonsteveactonsteve
    Posts: 1,492
    "Your clock? Is it correct?"
    bureacrat: "Russian clocks are always correc--" Explosian goes off.

    "Krilencu! So he's back! A hired killer used by the Russians..."

    Tania upset: "I did not know about Kerims death. When we get to London I will tell you everything.."
    "Tania, they may not have told you everything but tell me what you do know?"
    Tania collapses in tears..

    "It is better that you dont stay at your hotel tonight. We will go to my friends the gypsies. I use them the way the Russians use the Bulgars. Its a kind of arrangement we have."

  • BAIN123BAIN123
    edited April 2012 Posts: 11,189
    actonsteve wrote:
    "Your clock? Is it correct?"
    bureacrat: "Russian clocks are always correc--" Explosian goes off.


    Tania upset: "I did not know about Kerims death. When we get to London I will tell you everything.."
    "Tania, they may not have told you everything but tell me what you do know?"
    Tania collapses in tears..

    You quoted it wrong :p

    "Tanya they may not have let you in on all of it but whatever you do know tell me"
    "I know I love you James...I love you I love you it's true" :-&

    (I think I've seen that film too many times :\"> )

    My personal favourites:

    Tanya: "And if I refuse?"
    Klebb: "Then you will not leave this room alive"

    Klebb: "Calm now my dear"

    Bond: "Tell me...which lunatic asylum did they get you out of"

    Grant: "The first one won't kill you...not the second...not even the third...not 'till you crawl over here and you kiss my foot
  • actonsteveactonsteve
    Posts: 1,492
    BAIN123 wrote:
    You quoted it wrong :p

    t [/i]

    Theres always one.

    X_X
  • doubleoegodoubleoego #LightWork
    Posts: 11,139
    Tania : what is the meaning of such a question?!?

    Klebb; you forget to whom you are speaking!

    Bond: Suppose she sees me in the flesh and I don't come up to expectation.

    M: just see that you do

    Bond: I suppose it's customary to be tailed round these parts?

    Bond: well, thay's a nasty little christmas present.

    Kerim: ahh, that pays many debts
  • DB5DB5
    Posts: 408
    Bond- "Red wine with fish. That should have told me something."
    Grant- "I may not know the right wines. You're the one on your knees. How does it feel old man?"
    Bond- "Old man. Is that what you chaps in SMERSH call each other?"
    Grant- "SMERSH?"
    Bond- "But of course. SPECTRE. Then it wasn't a Russian show at all. You've been playing us of against each other. Then it was SPECTRE who killed the man in the mosque. You? Mm, Hmm. Kerim and the other man? Mm, Hmm. And Nash?
    Grant- "I don't mind talking. We're pros Mr. Bond. "
  • 00Beast00Beast
    Posts: 4,762
    Train Conductor: "The killed each other!"
    007: (after examining the bodies) "This must be kept quiet."
    Train Conductor: "It will be difficult."
    007: (handing some money to the conductor) "Kerim Bey was a very influential man with many important friends, I'm sure they will reward you as well."
    Train Conductor: "I will try."
  • 00130013
    Posts: 1,817
    Blofeld: "Siamese fighting fish, fascinating creatures, brave but on the whole stupid. Yes, very stupid. Except for the occasional one such as we have here, who lets the other two fight. While he waits, waits until the survivor is so exhausted that he can not defend himself. And then, like SPECTRE, he strikes"
    One of the greatest villain speeches, along with Goldfinger on gold and Hugo Drax on his master race.
  • connerybondconnerybond
    Posts: 163
    Anyday: ""That's a Smith and Wesson. And you've had your six."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    connerybond wrote:
    Anyday: ""That's a Smith and Wesson. And you've had your six."
    This is FRWL quotes, not DN quotes. :)

    @BAIN123, you can NEVER watch FRWL too many times, silly!
  • thelivingroyalethelivingroyale
    Posts: 12,837
    My friends call me James Bond. That's probably my favourite Connery line.
  • connerybondconnerybond
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    I
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    connerybond wrote:
    Anyday: ""That's a Smith and Wesson. And you've had your six."
    This is FRWL quotes, not DN quotes. :)

    I don'tcare!!

    @BAIN123, you can NEVER watch FRWL too many times, silly!

  • 00Beast00Beast
    Posts: 4,762
    Tatiana: "Oh James, am I exciting as all those Western girls?"
    007: "Well, once when M and I were in Tokyo-" (M stops the recording)
    M: "Thank you Miss Moneypenny, that's all, that's all!"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited April 2012 Posts: 28,694
    I love when Bond walks into the office, throws the hat, then expecting to only see Moneypenny he says "And now, for my next trick...", but goes quite when he sees M. I adore moments like that where Bond's hijinks is stopped at just one look from the boss, but it also shows Bond's respect for him. Haha. :D
  • DB5DB5
    Posts: 408
    "You won't be needing this. Old man."
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 14,882
    Tatiana: The mechanism is... Oh James, James... Will you make love to me all the time in England?
    James Bond: Day and night. Go on about the mechanism.


    James Bond: Red wine with fish. Well that should have told me something.
    Donald "Red" Grant: You may know the right wines, but you're the one on your knees. How does it feel old man?


    Donald "Red" Grant: Is any of the opposition around?
    James Bond: Not in any condition to be worried about.

    Tatiana: Horrible, horrible woman.
    James Bond: Yes, she had her kicks.

    James Bond: That must have been a pretty sick collection of minds to dream up a plan like that.
    Donald 'Red' Grant: Wish you could see the headlines, "British agent murders beautiful Russian spy, then commits suicide."
    James Bond: Tell me, which lunatic asylum did they get you out of?
    Donald 'Red' Grant: [angered] Don't make it tougher on yourself, Mr. Bond!
    [Grant slaps Bond across the face]
    Donald 'Red' Grant: My orders are to kill you and deliver the Lektor. How I do it is my business. It'll be slow and painful.

    James Bond: I'm not mad about his tailor, are you?

    I'll keep this one open for another few days. Hopefully we can get a few more classic lines in, before we move onto Goldfinger.
  • jerome007jerome007
    Posts: 158
    James Bond regarding Anita Ekberg poster:

    "She should have kept her mouth shut"
  • BAIN123BAIN123
    Posts: 11,189
    Watching FRWL as I type this:

    "Let his death be a particularly unpleasent and humiliating one"
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 14,882
    Okay folks, it's time to move on. Next up....

    Goldfinger

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Bond: "Shocking...Positively shocking..."

    Bond: Manners, Oddjob. I thought you always took your hat off to a lady.
    Bond: [to Pussy] You know, he kills little girls like you.
    Pussy Galore: Little boys, too.

    Bond: [over intercom to Goldfinger, who has been cheating at cards] Now hear this, Goldfinger. Your luck has just changed. I doubt very much that the Miami Beach Police would take kindly to what you're doing. Nod your head if you agree... Nod...
    [Goldfinger nods]
    Bond: Good. Now, start losing, Goldfinger. Shall we say ten thousand dollars? No, let's be generous. Let's make it fifteen thousand.

    Mei-Lei: Can I do anything for you, Mr. Bond?
    Bond: Uh, just a drink. A martini, shaken, not stirred.
  • PrinceKamalKhanPrinceKamalKhan Monsoon Palace, Udaipur
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    Bond: "Mantalk." (slap)
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    One of my favorite lines of the franchise:

    "No Mr, Bond, I expect you to die".
  • 00130013
    Posts: 1,817
    "If that's his original ball, I'm Arnold Palmer!" (second funniest after all the lines of Sheriff Pepper).
    Before Bruce Wayne, there was Auric Goldfinger: "Nothing Mr Bond, I own the club!"
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