Making Fun of Your Favorite Super Spy

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  • Posts: 5,863
    mattjoes wrote: »
    They made a big spectacle from Bond's death.

    Don't blame me for the video, blame Spike Milligan. His madness is contagious.

    Nonetheless, puzzled reactions are welcome.


    Aren't those people just Bond haters at the premiere of NTTD?

    Could be. Or those Craig Not Bond people, celebrating his departure in one of their secret meetings.
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    One joke I've seen on YouTube :

    What do you call James Bond in a bath ?

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  • Gerard wrote: »
    One joke I've seen on YouTube :

    What do you call James Bond in a bath ?

    Bubble 0 7

    lmao
  • NickTwentyTwoNickTwentyTwo Vancouver, BC, Canada
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    Ethan Hunt is short.

    This is very meta because it implies that Ethan Hunt is my favourite super spy, which is making fun of Bond on another level entirely.
  • LucknFateLucknFate Arkhangelsk
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    Don't really know where to put these but I love them:

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    For Bronies Eyes Only :

  • TheSkyfallen06TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.
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    Found this on Deviantart.
  • Agent_99Agent_99 enjoys a spirited ride as much as the next girl
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    Someone posted this lovely pic of a moody young Dalton and I decided it ought to be an album cover.

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  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Agent_99 wrote: »
    Someone posted this lovely pic of a moody young Dalton and I decided it ought to be an album cover.

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    Fantastic album title! Could even work for Bond 26!
  • Agent_99 wrote: »
    Someone posted this lovely pic of a moody young Dalton and I decided it ought to be an album cover.

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    Nice! But you haven't really listened to Salt Corrosion until you've heard the "he got the bootleg" edition.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    That's a fun one.
  • Agent_99Agent_99 enjoys a spirited ride as much as the next girl
    Posts: 2,966
    Agent_99 wrote: »
    Someone posted this lovely pic of a moody young Dalton and I decided it ought to be an album cover.

    Fe4OAqvXgAIiM-o.png

    Nice! But you haven't really listened to Salt Corrosion until you've heard the "he got the bootleg" edition.

    OK, you're hired as my liner note writer.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 7,459
    Agent_99 wrote: »
    Someone posted this lovely pic of a moody young Dalton and I decided it ought to be an album cover.

    Fe4OAqvXgAIiM-o.png

    Nice! But you haven't really listened to Salt Corrosion until you've heard the "he got the bootleg" edition.

    Was that the one recorded in the middle of a Russian airbase in Afghanistan?
  • Agent_99 wrote: »
    Agent_99 wrote: »
    Someone posted this lovely pic of a moody young Dalton and I decided it ought to be an album cover.

    Fe4OAqvXgAIiM-o.png

    Nice! But you haven't really listened to Salt Corrosion until you've heard the "he got the bootleg" edition.

    OK, you're hired as my liner note writer.

    Hey if I get to interview Dalton, I'm in.
    Agent_99 wrote: »
    Someone posted this lovely pic of a moody young Dalton and I decided it ought to be an album cover.

    Fe4OAqvXgAIiM-o.png

    Nice! But you haven't really listened to Salt Corrosion until you've heard the "he got the bootleg" edition.

    Was that the one recorded in the middle of a Russian airbase in Afghanistan?

    Where else could you find better acoustics?
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Scientific evaluation of James Bond’s on-screen way
    of life reveals the key agent would have died a
    number of occasions over because of STIs, meals
    poisoning and alcohol abuse
    https://newsbigly.com/the-james-bond-devices-that-now-exist-in-actual-life/

    Britain’s most well-known undercover agent James Bond would have died a number of occasions over in actual life because of a mess of job-related dangers, a brand new examine reveals.

    Researchers have analysed all 25 of the James Bond movies made by Eon Productions, ranging from 1962’s ‘Dr No’ as much as 2021’s ‘No Time to Die’.

    Specifically, they checked out whether or not the fictional agent ‘adhered to worldwide journey recommendation’ throughout the 86 worldwide journeys he remodeled the course of the movies.

    The specialists discovered any real-life agent in Bond’s sneakers would have suffered from sexually-transmitted infections (STIs), alcohol poisoning and infections from tropical ailments, in addition to different hazards.

    Learn extra right here
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    Risks to Bond health in the films made by Eon Productions include alcohol consumption (as seen here in 'Casino Royale'), using another person's facemask ('You Only Live Twice'), casual sex, which risks STIs ('Goldfinger'), eating unwashed fruit ('Thunderball'), disease in tropical locations and smoking (both 'Dr. No')

    Dangers to Bond well being within the movies made by Eon Productions embody alcohol consumption (as seen right here in ‘On line casino Royale’), utilizing one other particular person’s facemask (‘You Solely Reside Twice’), informal intercourse, which dangers STIs (‘Goldfinger’), consuming unwashed fruit (‘Thunderball’), illness in tropical areas and smoking (each ‘Dr. No’)
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  • TheSkyfallen06TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.
    edited October 2022 Posts: 487
    Screenshot-2022-08-03-at-7.56.08-PM.png
    Scientific evaluation of James Bond’s on-screen way
    of life reveals the key agent would have died a
    number of occasions over because of STIs, meals
    poisoning and alcohol abuse
    https://newsbigly.com/the-james-bond-devices-that-now-exist-in-actual-life/

    Britain’s most well-known undercover agent James Bond would have died a number of occasions over in actual life because of a mess of job-related dangers, a brand new examine reveals.

    Researchers have analysed all 25 of the James Bond movies made by Eon Productions, ranging from 1962’s ‘Dr No’ as much as 2021’s ‘No Time to Die’.

    Specifically, they checked out whether or not the fictional agent ‘adhered to worldwide journey recommendation’ throughout the 86 worldwide journeys he remodeled the course of the movies.

    The specialists discovered any real-life agent in Bond’s sneakers would have suffered from sexually-transmitted infections (STIs), alcohol poisoning and infections from tropical ailments, in addition to different hazards.

    Learn extra right here
    51829343-11278405-Risks_to_Bond_health_in_the_films_made_by_Eon_Productions_includ-a-34_1664958909697.jpg
    Risks to Bond health in the films made by Eon Productions include alcohol consumption (as seen here in 'Casino Royale'), using another person's facemask ('You Only Live Twice'), casual sex, which risks STIs ('Goldfinger'), eating unwashed fruit ('Thunderball'), disease in tropical locations and smoking (both 'Dr. No')

    Dangers to Bond well being within the movies made by Eon Productions embody alcohol consumption (as seen right here in ‘On line casino Royale’), utilizing one other particular person’s facemask (‘You Solely Reside Twice’), informal intercourse, which dangers STIs (‘Goldfinger’), consuming unwashed fruit (‘Thunderball’), illness in tropical areas and smoking (each ‘Dr. No’)
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    "The things i do for England..."
  • MI6HQMI6HQ SIS Building, London, United Kingdom
    Posts: 1,879
    Screenshot-2022-08-03-at-7.56.08-PM.png
    Scientific evaluation of James Bond’s on-screen way
    of life reveals the key agent would have died a
    number of occasions over because of STIs, meals
    poisoning and alcohol abuse
    https://newsbigly.com/the-james-bond-devices-that-now-exist-in-actual-life/

    Britain’s most well-known undercover agent James Bond would have died a number of occasions over in actual life because of a mess of job-related dangers, a brand new examine reveals.

    Researchers have analysed all 25 of the James Bond movies made by Eon Productions, ranging from 1962’s ‘Dr No’ as much as 2021’s ‘No Time to Die’.

    Specifically, they checked out whether or not the fictional agent ‘adhered to worldwide journey recommendation’ throughout the 86 worldwide journeys he remodeled the course of the movies.

    The specialists discovered any real-life agent in Bond’s sneakers would have suffered from sexually-transmitted infections (STIs), alcohol poisoning and infections from tropical ailments, in addition to different hazards.

    Learn extra right here
    51829343-11278405-Risks_to_Bond_health_in_the_films_made_by_Eon_Productions_includ-a-34_1664958909697.jpg
    Risks to Bond health in the films made by Eon Productions include alcohol consumption (as seen here in 'Casino Royale'), using another person's facemask ('You Only Live Twice'), casual sex, which risks STIs ('Goldfinger'), eating unwashed fruit ('Thunderball'), disease in tropical locations and smoking (both 'Dr. No')

    Dangers to Bond well being within the movies made by Eon Productions embody alcohol consumption (as seen right here in ‘On line casino Royale’), utilizing one other particular person’s facemask (‘You Solely Reside Twice’), informal intercourse, which dangers STIs (‘Goldfinger’), consuming unwashed fruit (‘Thunderball’), illness in tropical areas and smoking (each ‘Dr. No’)
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    I will add other things:

    1. Bond smacking his fingers before touching the rear in No Time To Die.

    2. Bond (while in the bathtub) using the bathwater while shaving in Live And Let Die.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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  • TheSkyfallen06TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.
    Posts: 487

    For those who wanted another outing with George.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 7,459

    For those who wanted another outing with George.

    He definately still rocks!
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 11,241
    Mad Magazine
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  • DragonpolDragonpol Writer @ https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Mad Magazine
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    Mr Bomb? Someone's been reading the Goldfinger novel I think!
  • NickTwentyTwoNickTwentyTwo Vancouver, BC, Canada
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    For some reason I love how the dialogue is laid out in that strip. :))
  • TheSkyfallen06TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.
    edited November 2022 Posts: 487
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  • TheSkyfallen06TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 11,241
    DHL
    Aston Martin
    Omega
    Nokia
    Land Rover
    Jaguar
    Heineken
    playmobil
    Heineken
    Belevedere

    10 Funny James Bond No Time To Die Commercials (9:48)


  • NickTwentyTwoNickTwentyTwo Vancouver, BC, Canada
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    Hadn't seen this one before lol
  • TheSkyfallen06TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.
    edited November 2022 Posts: 487
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    Well, they will have to find one eventually...
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Well HE looks happy.
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