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Limited Edition James Bond Mystery Box announced

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Fritzl? Hitler? Trump? It's been quite a day on this forum! Mind you, none of them are as horrible as Baz is to the lovely Miss Milovy.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Okay, if this room of @RogueAgent's is a secret one, then I think it's fair to say his missus has no idea about it (probably the safest way to approach it, anyway). I would suggest investing in some sound proof materials for this room so that your...sessions with these girls go unnoticed by those in earshot.

    And if Fiona, Vesper, Natalya or Severine are residents in this sex dungeon, I expect an invitation every Friday to test the wares. I will of course hold blackmail over @RogueAgent's head to do so, threatening to spill the beans to his wife is he doesn't answer to my every request.

    The only suggestion I have at this point is that Strawberry Fields get an invite as well, along with those handcuffs of hers. :>
  • TheWizardOfIceTheWizardOfIce 'One of the Internet's more toxic individuals'
    edited November 2017 Posts: 9,117
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote: »
    Okay, if this room of @RogueAgent's is a secret one, then I think it's fair to say his missus has no idea about it (probably the safest way to approach it, anyway). I would suggest investing in some sound proof materials for this room so that your...sessions with these girls go unnoticed by those in earshot.

    And if Fiona, Vesper, Natalya or Severine are residents in this sex dungeon, I expect an invitation every Friday to test the wares. I will of course hold blackmail over @RogueAgent's head to do so, threatening to spill the beans to his wife is he doesn't answer to my every request.

    The only suggestion I have at this point is that Strawberry Fields get an invite as well, along with those handcuffs of hers. :>

    Who said it was a sex dungeon? You're sick mate! I was going to get them to do some cooking and sew a button on too.
    QBranch wrote: »
    Fritzl? Hitler? Trump? It's been quite a day on this forum! Mind you, none of them are as horrible as Baz is to the lovely Miss Milovy.
    The Wizard's first rule of comedy: the more Fritzl references you cram in the funnier it is.
  • barryt007barryt007
    edited November 2017 Posts: 19,339
    TheWizardOfIce wrote: »
    QBranch wrote: »
    Agreed, Brady - good luck to RogueAgent and his mystery box (I mean his secret Bond room, ya dirty buggers) :))

    Bog standard prostitutes meh but 'secret Bond room'? Now you're talking. I'm envisaging a Fritzl style dungeon with Fiona, Kara*, Natalia, Vesper and Severine in residence.

    *Obviously each to his own @barryt007. I guess with Kara you would prefer to opt for a Fred West under the patio scenario?

    My ears are burning.....ah her again...I would rather bury her under a newly laid road,Wiz,so I can drive up and down over her,daily.

    As a very wise Bond once said : "Love a drive over Milovy,don't you ?"
    QBranch wrote: »
    Fritzl? Hitler? Trump? It's been quite a day on this forum! Mind you, none of them are as horrible as Baz is to the lovely Miss Milovy.

    Meh...she deserves it,the daft 'Take me on de wheel' tart !!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,047
    TheWizardOfIce wrote: »
    QBranch wrote: »
    Fritzl? Hitler? Trump? It's been quite a day on this forum! Mind you, none of them are as horrible as Baz is to the lovely Miss Milovy.
    The Wizard's first rule of comedy: the more Fritzl references you cram in the funnier it is.
    I noticed. Kind of like the Hitler reference in another thread recently. Just sit back and let the drama unfold. Hilarious. :))
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited November 2017 Posts: 14,047
    Getting back to the subject now (sorry Marketto), I thought I saw on the linked site that the Kingsman mystery box had a lighter with USB, and elsewhere, a key ring displayed. Wouldn't be surprised if it's these items and maybe some aftershave for the JB set.
  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
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    Hah! A thread about a box is turning into the funniest thing on the forum!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    Hah! A thread about a box is turning into the funniest thing on the forum!

    All this talk of boxes makes one think outside the figurative box, I guess. Fitting, in a way.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    barryt007 wrote: »
    TheWizardOfIce wrote: »
    QBranch wrote: »
    Agreed, Brady - good luck to RogueAgent and his mystery box (I mean his secret Bond room, ya dirty buggers) :))

    Bog standard prostitutes meh but 'secret Bond room'? Now you're talking. I'm envisaging a Fritzl style dungeon with Fiona, Kara*, Natalia, Vesper and Severine in residence.

    *Obviously each to his own @barryt007. I guess with Kara you would prefer to opt for a Fred West under the patio scenario?

    My ears are burning.....ah her again...I would rather bury her under a newly laid road,Wiz,so I can drive up and down over her,daily.

    As a very wise Bond once said : "Love a drive over Milovy,don't you ?"
    QBranch wrote: »
    Fritzl? Hitler? Trump? It's been quite a day on this forum! Mind you, none of them are as horrible as Baz is to the lovely Miss Milovy.

    Meh...she deserves it,the daft 'Take me on de wheel' tart !!

    So first you claim you don't like her, then you say you want to go over her time and time again, and I'm not even mentioning the wheel. You're as transparent as a certain Aston Martin my friend!
  • TheWizardOfIceTheWizardOfIce 'One of the Internet's more toxic individuals'
    Posts: 9,117
    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    barryt007 wrote: »
    TheWizardOfIce wrote: »
    QBranch wrote: »
    Agreed, Brady - good luck to RogueAgent and his mystery box (I mean his secret Bond room, ya dirty buggers) :))

    Bog standard prostitutes meh but 'secret Bond room'? Now you're talking. I'm envisaging a Fritzl style dungeon with Fiona, Kara*, Natalia, Vesper and Severine in residence.

    *Obviously each to his own @barryt007. I guess with Kara you would prefer to opt for a Fred West under the patio scenario?

    My ears are burning.....ah her again...I would rather bury her under a newly laid road,Wiz,so I can drive up and down over her,daily.

    As a very wise Bond once said : "Love a drive over Milovy,don't you ?"
    QBranch wrote: »
    Fritzl? Hitler? Trump? It's been quite a day on this forum! Mind you, none of them are as horrible as Baz is to the lovely Miss Milovy.

    Meh...she deserves it,the daft 'Take me on de wheel' tart !!

    So first you claim you don't like her, then you say you want to go over her time and time again, and I'm not even mentioning the wheel. You're as transparent as a certain Aston Martin my friend!

    Indeed. The Bazza doth protest too much. I reckon he's secretly crazy about Kara but doesn't want to admit it.
  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
    Posts: 17,369
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote: »
    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    Hah! A thread about a box is turning into the funniest thing on the forum!

    All this talk of boxes makes one think outside the figurative box, I guess. Fitting, in a way.

    Very true!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    TheWizardOfIce wrote: »
    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    barryt007 wrote: »
    TheWizardOfIce wrote: »
    QBranch wrote: »
    Agreed, Brady - good luck to RogueAgent and his mystery box (I mean his secret Bond room, ya dirty buggers) :))

    Bog standard prostitutes meh but 'secret Bond room'? Now you're talking. I'm envisaging a Fritzl style dungeon with Fiona, Kara*, Natalia, Vesper and Severine in residence.

    *Obviously each to his own @barryt007. I guess with Kara you would prefer to opt for a Fred West under the patio scenario?

    My ears are burning.....ah her again...I would rather bury her under a newly laid road,Wiz,so I can drive up and down over her,daily.

    As a very wise Bond once said : "Love a drive over Milovy,don't you ?"
    QBranch wrote: »
    Fritzl? Hitler? Trump? It's been quite a day on this forum! Mind you, none of them are as horrible as Baz is to the lovely Miss Milovy.

    Meh...she deserves it,the daft 'Take me on de wheel' tart !!

    So first you claim you don't like her, then you say you want to go over her time and time again, and I'm not even mentioning the wheel. You're as transparent as a certain Aston Martin my friend!

    Indeed. The Bazza doth protest too much. I reckon he's secretly crazy about Kara but doesn't want to admit it.

    @TheWizardOfIce, in private many of us have jested to Barry about the same exact conclusion. His hatred for Kara is reverse psychology that so clearly reveals him to be head over heels for her. The love starved puppy he is can't help but be transparent. He doesn't want to admit it, but his girl Kara belongs to another man, a certain suave secret agent. The minute she went on the big wheel with that bloke, it was over.
  • TheWizardOfIceTheWizardOfIce 'One of the Internet's more toxic individuals'
    Posts: 9,117
    It's an interesting idea.

    There again there's a danger someone might decide it's also applicable to myself and Rory so actually, before the Wizard's reputation is in a worse state than Spacey's, I'm refuting this theory as utter bollocks.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    TheWizardOfIce wrote: »
    It's an interesting idea.

    There again there's a danger someone might decide it's also applicable to myself and Rory so actually, before the Wizard's reputation is in a worse state than Spacey's, I'm refuting this theory as utter bollocks.

    No need to worry about the Spacey comparison, @TheWizardOfIce. Your thoughts on Jimmy Savile are well known, so you wouldn't fit into the Spacey template. ;)
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    TheWizardOfIce wrote: »
    QBranch wrote: »
    Agreed, Brady - good luck to RogueAgent and his mystery box (I mean his secret Bond room, ya dirty buggers) :))

    Bog standard prostitutes meh but 'secret Bond room'? Now you're talking. I'm envisaging a Fritzl style dungeon with Fiona, Kara*, Natalia, Vesper and Severine in residence.

    *Obviously each to his own @barryt007. I guess with Kara you would prefer to opt for a Fred West under the patio scenario?

    My bride to be is going to be one of my Angels of death! That's how I swung it! Also she knows what I can do with my little finger!
    TheWizardOfIce wrote: »
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote: »
    Okay, if this room of @RogueAgent's is a secret one, then I think it's fair to say his missus has no idea about it (probably the safest way to approach it, anyway). I would suggest investing in some sound proof materials for this room so that your...sessions with these girls go unnoticed by those in earshot.

    And if Fiona, Vesper, Natalya or Severine are residents in this sex dungeon, I expect an invitation every Friday to test the wares. I will of course hold blackmail over @RogueAgent's head to do so, threatening to spill the beans to his wife is he doesn't answer to my every request.

    The only suggestion I have at this point is that Strawberry Fields get an invite as well, along with those handcuffs of hers. :>

    Who said it was a sex dungeon? You're sick mate! I was going to get them to do some cooking and sew a button on too.
    QBranch wrote: »
    Fritzl? Hitler? Trump? It's been quite a day on this forum! Mind you, none of them are as horrible as Baz is to the lovely Miss Milovy.
    The Wizard's first rule of comedy: the more Fritzl references you cram in the funnier it is.

    Don't worry guys, you will all be receiving a symbolised ring in the post, summoning for your attendance to a meeting of equals which rarely takes place.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    RogueAgent wrote: »
    Don't worry guys, you will all be receiving a symbolised ring in the post, summoning for your attendance to a meeting of equals which rarely takes place.

    Rings and elitist memberships are nice and all, @RogueAgent, but we all just want to lay in the hay with a girl of our selection every once and a while in your secret room. Deal??
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Yeah ok! But remember the words of the late Mr White? "HE'S EVERYWHERE!!!!" Lol!
  • CASINOROYALECASINOROYALE Somewhere hot
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    How about giving us things we actually want? James bond's driver's license! You could get any of the bond's driver license. You could get a poker chip that says casino royale or oceans club. You could get a hotel room keycard that says casino royale/oceans club.. So many ideas to include minor film props that are cheap to make but would make us happy. The DB5/DBS keychain. A silver lighter. 007 cufflinks. A classic film poster. So many options.
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