BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

Dragonpol

"If you see a red dot on your forehead, be very afraid!"

Thunderfinger

Beware The Nine Lives Program

Some_Kind_Of_Hero

"An industrial laser capable of cutting through solid gold...or distracting the world's most dapper feline"

CommanderRoss

'A film with pussy galore!'

Thunderfinger

The marketing for DER TOD suffered from a dyslectic poster artist.

Thunderfinger

Disney gave us the first black Bond.

BMW_with_missiles

Any more takers? I suppose I'll judge this coming Sunday.

BMW_with_missiles

And the winner of this round is @Thunderfinger ! Over to you.

Thunderfinger wrote: »

The marketing for DER TOD suffered from a dyslectic poster artist.

Thunderfinger wrote: »

Disney gave us the first black Bond.

Thunderfinger

Thanks a lot, although the competition wasn t fierce.

Heres the next one. Hope we can get a couple of entries.

BMW_with_missiles

"Someone's been in my catnip. I will find them. And I will kill them."

Dragonpol

The cat was practicing its 'Sex Life in Ancient Rome' face.

Some_Kind_Of_Hero

"Is your cat experiencing depression? Does he sit in a picturesque field looking off into space all day while the camera slowly pushes in? Does he rarely, if ever, bring home small disemboweled animals anymore? If so, he's probably just disappointed his master is such a failure at taking over the world and life in general. You should probably do something about that and, you know, stop being such a failure at greed and avarice. This message has not been brought to you by the makers of Zoloft."

Some_Kind_Of_Hero

Screencap from Bond 25, immediately following the ensuing dialogue in M's office:

M: "Are you ready for your next assignment, 007?"

Bond: "Does Blofeld's cat #%@$ in the woods?"

Thunderfinger

Bumping

Thunderfinger

Thunderfinger wrote: »

Bumping

Why? Oh, right!

Thunderfinger

Now he was getting the munchies, and not a mouse in sight.

Thunderfinger

Let s try something else, then. I give this round to @BMW_with_missiles.

BMW_with_missiles

Thank you @Thunderfinger. Here we go;

Thunderfinger

Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder.

Some_Kind_Of_Hero

"Now for our next topic of discussion...who's been hiding my eyebrow tweezers?"

CommanderRoss

DNA replacement therapy: don't just 'press the button'!

Dragonpol

Cat Scaramanga: "D'ye get the photo, punk?"

Thunderfinger

Mr Mouse. I have been expecting you.

Some_Kind_Of_Hero

Thunderfinger wrote: »

Mr Mouse. I have been expecting you.

An appropriate moment for "Ciao, Mickey Mouse"?

BMW_with_missiles

I'll be wrapping this one up shortly, any more takers?

Some_Kind_Of_Hero

Cat: "You'll forgive me if I don't shake hands. As you can see, I was born with my fingers stuck together."

Bond: "That did give me pause to think."

BMW_with_missiles

Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »

Cat: "You'll forgive me if I don't shake hands. As you can see, I was born with my fingers stuck together."

Bond: "That did give me pause to think."

Well that was a groaner, but in a good way. Over to you @Some_Kind_Of_Hero

Some_Kind_Of_Hero

BMW_with_missiles wrote: »

Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »

Cat: "You'll forgive me if I don't shake hands. As you can see, I was born with my fingers stuck together."

Bond: "That did give me pause to think."

Well that was a groaner, but in a good way. Over to you @Some_Kind_Of_Hero

Oh you know the real Bond has said worse. ;)

Thanks, BMW. I'll get a new cat pic up over the weekend.

BMW_with_missiles

Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »

BMW_with_missiles wrote: »

Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »

Cat: "You'll forgive me if I don't shake hands. As you can see, I was born with my fingers stuck together."

Bond: "That did give me pause to think."

Well that was a groaner, but in a good way. Over to you @Some_Kind_Of_Hero

Oh you know the real Bond has said worse. ;)

I'm a Brosnan fan, so I appreciate the fine art of groaners.

Some_Kind_Of_Hero

BMW_with_missiles wrote: »

Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »

BMW_with_missiles wrote: »

Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »

Cat: "You'll forgive me if I don't shake hands. As you can see, I was born with my fingers stuck together."

Bond: "That did give me pause to think."

Well that was a groaner, but in a good way. Over to you @Some_Kind_Of_Hero

Oh you know the real Bond has said worse. ;)

I'm a Brosnan fan, so I appreciate the fine art of groaners.

As am I, and as do I.