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mattjoes

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mattjoes
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Joe, don a hat.
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    August 1
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Hat's the guy.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Joe, don a hat.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Whitaker's as mad as a hatter.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      His hat was made from banyan tree fibres.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      "If Trevelyan has a satellite dish in Cuba I'll eat my hat!"
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    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      mhatjoes joined.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      A rather risky joke. Just imagine, confused with a bot and erased. A prank too far?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      @OBranch approves of this comment.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      New member Dragonpool incoming.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Allan Partridge, welcome to the boards!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Knowing Me David Dragonpol, Knowing You the police. A-ha!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Sean Connery was Goldfingerer.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      That's the one where the villain had a gold finger, right?
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    July 4
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Joe Don baker.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      "What's your favourite food to grill, Bond?"
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      He shared a tub with Joe Butcher and Joe candlestick maker.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Jack Wade Will Return in his own spinoff Too Many Cooks (2027).
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      So, you're lookin' for a baking pan the size of a football field, huh? Doesn't exist.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Jack Wade was made the Chef of the CIA.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      There's some food for thought.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      He made a lot of dough in that roll.
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    June 17
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      The Mandibula Effect at work.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Normal Train Tracking.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Martin Brace's weirdest stunt.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Brace Yourself for the World Exclusive.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      A View to A Grill.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Smile though your heart is aching because they think you didn't wear braces.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      It was kind of difficult to see, though, with the normal tracking distracting our attention.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      A classic distraction scam. The oldest trick in the book.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Can't wait to sink my teeth into this mystery.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Dental plan!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Smile, you're on low grade video.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Speak or forever hold your teeth.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Dolly had braces on her teeth to match the braces on Jaws' trousers. Finally it all makes sense!