A James Bond DREAM I had. *A NEW one!*

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  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
    edited July 2012 Posts: 15,710
    X3MSonicX wrote:
    I did have a dream about Skyfall.... all I remember is that M (Fiennes) was briefing Craig... and that Q was played by Brosnan !! :-B

    Amazing dream.

    I remember that in this dream I stood up and applauded when Q appeared.
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
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    X3MSonicX wrote:
    I did have a dream about Skyfall.... all I remember is that M (Fiennes) was briefing Craig... and that Q was played by Brosnan !! :-B

    Amazing dream.

    I remember that in this dream I stood up and applauded when Q appeared.

    Even more amazing! :D Do you remember if Bond had made any jokes with Q? :P
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited September 2012 Posts: 14,487
    Seeing @Master_Dahark invited us to share our Bond dreams with him in this thread, I will share my latest one:

    In My Dreams Only
    I’ve had a few Bond-related dreams recently, so I thought I’d document them. Why? Well, maybe I can try to make some sense out of them and incorporate the best bits into my fan fiction.
    From what I can recall of this dream, it took place on a ship- maybe something like the St. Georges from FYEO, except there were these fuel tanks (or some sort of cylinder shaped objects laid on their side) on the deck, which made for great cover. Looking back, the whole dream had a whole FYEO/TB vibe to it. Bond was up on deck snooping around, and would stop for cover when a guard walked past. I think Bond was wearing a black wetsuit, but I’m unsure of this. At one point, a guard spotted Bond- and as he went to shoot, Bond hit the ground and aimed his PPK at him through a gap under the tank. Awesomely, my third person perspective of Bond now changed, and I was now looking through Bond’s eyes as I shot this guard in the leg through the gap. As Bond, I shot another guard in the face and yet another who happened to be leaning against a rail. He flipped over the rail and fell into the water below. I was now running and ducking as the guards fired at me. I seem to remember some kind of cabin on the deck- maybe a crane cabin of some sort. Looking through its windows to the other side, I could see a helicopter making a pass, or maybe circling the boat. The scene switched back to third person now, and Bond was no longer on deck. He was prowling through some kind of dim-lit pipe maze (much like in Dr. No’s lair). I don’t remember how he got there- if I were to make sense of it I’d assume he escaped the guards through a hatch. It would seem Bond was now at the bottom of the ship, as there was water in the pipe, which was slowly rising. I recall Bond saying to himself (or perhaps even me), “They’re making a second dive,” which Bond seemed to say surprisingly. It would appear Bond was on a ship that could dive like a sub. Bond made his way through a hatch in the piping, and closed it behind him. The dream then switched to me sitting on the couch watching all of this as a film on TV, and I remember grabbing the remote to see what the film was called, and it was ‘Never Say Die’. I know this is already the name of an existing film (and a rather cliché one for Bond), but the funny thing was, back in 1997/8 I wrote a couple of Bond stories- and one of them had this title. In the dream, I thought to myself, ‘Wow, there’s actually more Bond films than I thought!’, and then I woke up. It was quite an adventure. :D
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Okay, Last night I dreamed that Every Incarnation of James Bond lived together in a large mansion together and they were just a bunch of party hounds. Meanwhile Judi's M went on a Die Another Day style mission to clear her name complete with motorized rock climbing boots. =:) I think I'm crazier than Max Largo. =))
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited February 2013 Posts: 28,694
    I wish I had Bond dreams!
  • @Murdock, back around 2000 and I was big into 'The Sims'-I knew how to incorporate photographs into the 'face files' to create pretty much whoever I wanted; I had exactly the scenario you described going on!

    I wish I still had those files....
    This isn't one of them, but I found this one online and they looked pretty much like this:

    MTS_Nevena92-260313-Untitled-1.jpg
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    It happened to me, when I was a teenager, I remember distinclty dreaming of a story that was a mix of TB and OHMSS. Basically, the badguy looked like Telly Savalas in OHMSS, except taller and more muscular, which thicker eyebrows. He was however akin to Largo in TB: he was surrounded by frogmen and he was himself in a diving suit, got something out of the water that looked like a missile but was empty and had diamonds in it (!). There was no scheme I can remember (of course it was a dream), but I remember waking up frustrated that I couldn't dream more about it.

    The funny thing is I had then never watched OHMSS back to back, only a few minutes when I was 5.
  • edited June 2013 Posts: 3,494
    I remember once dreaming that I discovered Dalton had a 3rd unreleased Bond film and that John Barry did the music for GE. What a shame it was all a dream :(
  • edited July 2013 Posts: 4,622
    I obsess over Bond so much when I am awake, that I think when sleeping, the subconscious says enough already, thus my dreams are Bond free.
  • hullcityfanhullcityfan Banned
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    I dream that I was Bond and that I had an Aston Martin Zagoto.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    I had an interesting Bond dream last night. I was watching Die Another Day but instead of the film we have today it was a completely different movie. The PTS was set in Hong Kong and Bond was trying to stop a terrorist but got blocked by an explosion. Bond was rescued by Jack Wade who now flies helicopters and has a mustache. That's all I could remember.
  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
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    I've already shared this one in another thread, but this is as good a place as any.

    So, in my dream, I was sitting on the couch in my living room, and an advertisement for a new Bond movie starring Brosnan came on. I don't remember anything about the plot, but it was titled, "Is it Wrong to Speak English in China?" Weird.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    I never dream of dying...
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    I once dreamt that there was an extra Sean Connery Bond movie that was a mix of FRWL and DAF. Connery looked like he was in DAF, there was lots of action in a train, set in the early-ish part of the movie and the Bond girl was like Daniela Bianchi.
  • had a dream last night I saw teh beginning of new Bond film I'll try to describe it.

    PTS started with Bond in a tux, leaning against a wall, in a back stage dress room, and Vesper sitting cross from him in a very flamboyant dress (looked like a peacock)

    Bond "How you been?"

    Vesper: "I've been dating a money launderer and palying him for all he's got but it doesn't compare to the days when I was pulling the wool over the eyes of a tall dark handsome man with a license to kill

    Bond: "that's funny, Just the other day, I was losing at casino and the bartender said to me, You look like you need a Vesper."

    vesper sits up, turns around looks into a dress room mirror behind her, she jams two knitting needles into her ears, falling face-first onto the dressing room vanity. A multicolored pool of blood leaks from her head onto the vantity.

    TITLES SEQUENCE

    The movie is called Quantum > Big Change song is playing Ghosts of Change an almost wordless slow rock song done by Jack White and madonna.

    title sequence looks like QOS title sequence combined the 90's tech look of the TND special edition DVD menu, also the 007 logo and photo of all the actors. Chris Pratt is in the movie he gets a really long part of the title sequence to hiself with phrases like "CHRIS PRATT IS SEXY" "CHRIS PRATT IS FUNNY" appearing on screen. his Facebook page "facebook.com/n@ggers" (I think this was supposed to be "niggers" censored) is advertised

    After the titles were introduced to a lineup of shitty knockoffs of 4 different Avengers, inculding Indian Hulk dressed head-to-toe in blue ceremoanial robes and a Swedish Captain america. They go out to the desert, and fight giant T-Rex. while fighting they enconter some soda cans that are as tall as the T-Rex, then the camera pan out, revealing a little kid is actually playing wiht avengers action figures, a toy T-Rex and drinking soda.

    Thats where it ended, The whole time, I was laughing off my ass and shouting about "how bad it was!" The worst Bond film I've ever seen. I wrote this all down when I woke up.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited May 2017 Posts: 28,694
    These posts make me so jealous. I have longed to have a lucid dream featuring Eva Green, Caterina Murino, Gemma Arterton, Olga Kurylenko, Berenice Marlohe, Monica Bellucci and Lea Seydoux where they all rip me out of a finely tailored tux and do unspeakable things to me inside private quarters, but if you could believe it, I live unfulfilled.

    One day, one day!
    had a dream last night I saw teh beginning of new Bond film I'll try to describe it.

    PTS started with Bond in a tux, leaning against a wall, in a back stage dress room, and Vesper sitting cross from him in a very flamboyant dress (looked like a peacock)

    Bond "How you been?"

    Vesper: "I've been dating a money launderer and palying him for all he's got but it doesn't compare to the days when I was pulling the wool over the eyes of a tall dark handsome man with a license to kill

    Bond: "that's funny, Just the other day, I was losing at casino and the bartender said to me, You look like you need a Vesper."

    vesper sits up, turns around looks into a dress room mirror behind her, she jams two knitting needles into her ears, falling face-first onto the dressing room vanity. A multicolored pool of blood leaks from her head onto the vantity.

    TITLES SEQUENCE

    The movie is called Quantum > Big Change song is playing Ghosts of Change an almost wordless slow rock song done by Jack White and madonna.

    title sequence looks like QOS title sequence combined the 90's tech look of the TND special edition DVD menu, also the 007 logo and photo of all the actors. Chris Pratt is in the movie he gets a really long part of the title sequence to hiself with phrases like "CHRIS PRATT IS SEXY" "CHRIS PRATT IS FUNNY" appearing on screen. his Facebook page "facebook.com/n@ggers" (I think this was supposed to be "niggers" censored) is advertised

    After the titles were introduced to a lineup of shitty knockoffs of 4 different Avengers, inculding Indian Hulk dressed head-to-toe in blue ceremoanial robes and a Swedish Captain america. They go out to the desert, and fight giant T-Rex. while fighting they enconter some soda cans that are as tall as the T-Rex, then the camera pan out, revealing a little kid is actually playing wiht avengers action figures, a toy T-Rex and drinking soda.

    Thats where it ended, The whole time, I was laughing off my ass and shouting about "how bad it was!" The worst Bond film I've ever seen. I wrote this all down when I woke up.

    Those drugs you took before bed? I want some.
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
    Posts: 3,675
    These posts make me so jealous. I have longed to have a lucid dream featuring Eva Green, Caterina Murino, Gemma Arterton, Olga Kurylenko, Berenice Marlohe, Monica Bellucci and Lea Seydoux where they all rip me out of a finely tailored tux and do unspeakable things to me inside private quarters, but if you could believe it, I love unfulfilled.

    One day, one day!
    had a dream last night I saw teh beginning of new Bond film I'll try to describe it.

    PTS started with Bond in a tux, leaning against a wall, in a back stage dress room, and Vesper sitting cross from him in a very flamboyant dress (looked like a peacock)

    Bond "How you been?"

    Vesper: "I've been dating a money launderer and palying him for all he's got but it doesn't compare to the days when I was pulling the wool over the eyes of a tall dark handsome man with a license to kill

    Bond: "that's funny, Just the other day, I was losing at casino and the bartender said to me, You look like you need a Vesper."

    vesper sits up, turns around looks into a dress room mirror behind her, she jams two knitting needles into her ears, falling face-first onto the dressing room vanity. A multicolored pool of blood leaks from her head onto the vantity.

    TITLES SEQUENCE

    The movie is called Quantum > Big Change song is playing Ghosts of Change an almost wordless slow rock song done by Jack White and madonna.

    title sequence looks like QOS title sequence combined the 90's tech look of the TND special edition DVD menu, also the 007 logo and photo of all the actors. Chris Pratt is in the movie he gets a really long part of the title sequence to hiself with phrases like "CHRIS PRATT IS SEXY" "CHRIS PRATT IS FUNNY" appearing on screen. his Facebook page "facebook.com/n@ggers" (I think this was supposed to be "niggers" censored) is advertised

    After the titles were introduced to a lineup of shitty knockoffs of 4 different Avengers, inculding Indian Hulk dressed head-to-toe in blue ceremoanial robes and a Swedish Captain america. They go out to the desert, and fight giant T-Rex. while fighting they enconter some soda cans that are as tall as the T-Rex, then the camera pan out, revealing a little kid is actually playing wiht avengers action figures, a toy T-Rex and drinking soda.

    Thats where it ended, The whole time, I was laughing off my ass and shouting about "how bad it was!" The worst Bond film I've ever seen. I wrote this all down when I woke up.

    Those drugs you took before bed? I want some.

    You and me both, pal! What a wild dream. He seriously must've been on at least SOMETHING.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    You and me both, pal! What a wild dream. He seriously must've been on at least SOMETHING.

    My guess is horse tranquilizer, injected via the eyeball. He sedated himself into a dreamlike state that blended the thoughts of his mind with reality, and he told himself a story like a codger around a campfire as he let himself slip into the deep of the abyss' abyss.

    Or something like that.
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
    Posts: 3,675
    You and me both, pal! What a wild dream. He seriously must've been on at least SOMETHING.

    My guess is horse tranquilizer, injected via the eyeball. He sedated himself into a dreamlike state that blended the thoughts of his mind with reality, and he told himself a story like a codger around a campfire as he let himself slip into the deep of the abyss' abyss.

    Or something like that.

    Hmm.... let's try that. I'll go first to see if it works!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    You and me both, pal! What a wild dream. He seriously must've been on at least SOMETHING.

    My guess is horse tranquilizer, injected via the eyeball. He sedated himself into a dreamlike state that blended the thoughts of his mind with reality, and he told himself a story like a codger around a campfire as he let himself slip into the deep of the abyss' abyss.

    Or something like that.

    Hmm.... let's try that. I'll go first to see if it works!

    You are braver than I. If it got me to sleep with dream versions of Craig's sexy Bond babes, I would be tempted to try it though. If I can't propose marriage to Eva Green in a public forum (stupid restraining order laws), I deserve a compromise of some sort. I'm a simple man, and it's not like I ask for the world. Some bastard I know seems to think the world is not enough, though. Says something about it being a family motto. What a prick.
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