USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    Sometimes I think you don't have the balls for this job...
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "A woman!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "I take it you ride."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    ... you must greet your dad's attractive new girl friend for the first time.

    "I think we've 'met'."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    *turning to Dad* "Did you check her out?"
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you must greet your dad's attractive new girl friend for the first time.</b></font>

    Trouble keeping it up Q?!!!
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    Old dog's new trick
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited September 2014 Posts: 13,973
    *thinking to self*

    "Discipline, 007. Discipline."
    Anon wrote: »
    Old dog's new trick
    I see what you did there! Well done!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Suppose when she meets me in the flesh I don't come up to expectations?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you want to subtly inform your neighbour that he forgot to zip up.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited September 2014 Posts: 23,563
    *pointing down there*

    "I trust you can handle this contraption."
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    "Quite revealing!"
  • Posts: 246
    Shut the door Alec, there's a draught.
  • Posts: 12,506
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you want to subtly inform your neighbour that he forgot to zip up.</b></font>

    I came prepared for a cold reception!
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    "There's no point in going off half-cocked".
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "There's a... a snake!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "There's always something formal about the point of a pistol."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited September 2014 Posts: 13,973
    "Ingenious, and useful too. Allow a man to stop off for a quick one en route."

    "You've hardly distinguished yourself."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    QBranch wrote: »
    "You've hardly distinguished yourself."

    :D
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... that Botox didn't do your best friend any favours.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "The two-faced Roman god come to life."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Who are you, and how did you get in?"
  • This is'nt really an example of using a Bondline in one way, but it's kind of cool anyway. As you may know I went to the "From Sweden With Love" Bond-event two weeks ago and met up with a whole bunch of Bondactors. On my second day in Stockholm I walked up to Kristina Wayborn and we had a wonderful chat for about 10 minutes. Then she had to leave so I told her that it would be nice to see her again. She just nodded her head and walked away. Later that night I was at the bar, and suddenly she's there, right by my side. She starred at med for a while and then she said: "This can't be a coincidence!! We laughed and moved on with our chitchat!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited October 2014 Posts: 13,973
    "Hmmm. Imaginative. Highly specialised. Yes, I concur."

    or a mashup from Greene and Rosie Carver:

    "It's unattractive. Get it outta here!"
  • edited October 2014 Posts: 940
    "What the bloody hell was that?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "That type of mistake is tough to bounce back from."
  • edited October 2014 Posts: 7,500
    "We're meant to believe the fish did that to his face."
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    Back end of horse!
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you want to inform people at a meeting that you need to go the bathroom fast.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "It's time to flood the fault."
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