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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your boss and you are standing next to each other in a public men's room.</b></font>

    Was it something i said?
  • CrabKeyCrabKey
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    'For God's sake stop calling me "old man".'
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    "Time to leave."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,944
    "I sized you up the moment we met."
  • The_BalmThe_Balm
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    QBranch wrote: »
    "I sized you up the moment we met."
    *turns to someone else* "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,944
    *zips up fly, then turns to boss*

    "Shaken, not stirred."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    *shakes johnson*

    "Are you going to take this or make me wait?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    @QBranch, PERFECT! =))

    *turns to boss*

    "I could do with some plastic."
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
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    "It's big and black and the driver's a very good friend of mine."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Excellent, just the thing for unwinding after a rough day at the office."
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
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    "I was wrong about you."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    @QBranch, PERFECT! =))
    hehe... That's what the boss said. ;)

    ... your boss and you are standing next to each other in a public men's room.
    "Something you'd better understand, amigo. Loyalty is more important to me than money." :P :-B
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    "You handle those cubes like a monkey handles coconuts".
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    * looks at boss' lower regions *

    "So that's what I've been doing wrong for all these years!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,944
    "There's a... A snake!"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "You pathetic little worm..."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited August 2014 Posts: 23,559
    * Looks at boss *

    "You're joking. :( "
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Blow up your pants.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,944
    "May I press you to a cucumber sandwich?"
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    "I hope you gave your parents hell for that."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Yo Papa!
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Ah, the old game: give a wolf a taste and then leave him hungry."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Look. No hands!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "THAT is not the soap."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Any higher, and my ears will pop.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,944
    "I was trying to uncover a leak."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited August 2014 Posts: 23,559
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you must greet your dad's attractive new girl friend for the first time.</b></font>
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "This time, the pleasure will be all mine." >:D
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Put your clothes on and I'll buy you an ice cream.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Yo Mama!"
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