The Q Mysteries: A Literary Spinoff Series (2025).

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  • DaltonforyouDaltonforyou The Daltonator
    Posts: 836
    Perhaps IFP need to sell to Amazon as well.
  • MaxCasinoMaxCasino United States
    edited June 25 Posts: 5,076
    Perhaps IFP need to sell to Amazon as well.

    Might not be the worst idea.

    Memorandum sent 25/6/2025

    Classification: Gold level (For Your Eyes Only)

    Dear colleagues,

    Death is a given in this life. In MI6 it is an eventuality that we prepare our field agents for, as best we are able. Out there, in foreign theatres, we operate with the understanding that, despite all our precautions, things may go wrong. What we don’t expect is Death’s scythe to swing in our own back yard.

    It is with a heavy heart that we say goodbye to M. As you will know by now, M passed away last week, a heart attack, in his local Greggs. The absurdist nature of his final moments would have appealed to him. I remember his first words to me when I joined Q Branch more than two decades ago, sat behind his desk, smoking his customary pipe. ‘There are two kinds of operatives here, Q. Those who stay in the shadows and those who cast them. Guess which one you are?’ M was a tyrant, a father confessor, and one of the finest men I have ever known. We shall miss him.

    So, what now? I am told that the new M will be in post within the week. In the meantime it is business as usual. Later this week we will be testing the Penetrator, our laser-guided titanium crossbow. As you know, I am not entirely convinced as to the field-utility of this particular weapon, but it was a project close to M’s heart and so we shall continue as planned. No doubt the likes of 007 will find some use for it. I just don’t want to be in the vicinity when he does.

    Finally, congratulations to DAVID N. for correctly ascertaining the answer to the puzzle in my previous memo, and for being fortunate enough to be picked at random from all the correct entries. The answer, of course, was WALTHER PPK, the name of the gun that I gave James Bond before his Dr. No mission. Below you will find this edition’s puzzle. Good luck!
    Sincerely,

    Major Boothroyd
    Head of Q Branch

    P.S. Here is this edition’s puzzle. One ‘winner’ shall be picked at random from all correct entries and will be mentioned in my following memo. MI6 Archives shall rustle up a book to send to you* Pot luck, I’m afraid! Fill in this form to enter... This month’s puzzle is as follows:

    Who was the first actor to play M in the James Bond films?

    *UK entrants only, alas!



    Book teaser.
  • mtmmtm United Kingdom
    Posts: 18,327
    Ooh dear, who wrote that?
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited June 25 Posts: 18,790
    M passed away from a heart attack in his local Greggs?! Is this satire? To be honest I'm not sure what it is...

    Then you have Q/Boothroyd being at MI6 for over two decades but also being the one who gave Bond his Walther PPK before his mission in Dr. No (which was of course published in 1958!). The dates don't add up. It all seems rather confused to me but that's probably to be expected when you mix the novels with the films like that.
  • mtmmtm United Kingdom
    Posts: 18,327
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    M passed away from a heart attack in his local Greggs?! Is this satire? To be honest I'm not sure what it is...

    Yeah it's a weird gag. What even is the gag? Is it a gag?
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,790
    mtm wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    M passed away from a heart attack in his local Greggs?! Is this satire? To be honest I'm not sure what it is...

    Yeah it's a weird gag. What even is the gag? Is it a gag?

    For a man who once dined on the finest foods and wines at the private club Blades I must say that Greggs is quite a comedown. Perhaps this isn't the M of old though?
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    I know, what is even going on? :))
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited 8:56am Posts: 18,790
    007HallY wrote: »
    I know, what is even going on? :))

    IFP have lost me. I'm sure that the old M would've had something to say about the Greggs Vegan Sausage Roll!
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