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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when someone says you remind them of a French poodle

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  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
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    Felix Leiter "There is only one law down there. Bezos's law "Plomo o Plata."
    James Bond: "Lead or silver."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Dr. Goodhead: “You know him?”
    Bond: “Not socially. His name’s Bezos. He kills franchises.”
  • LucknFateLucknFate 007 In New York
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    There's a four letter word, and you're full of it.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Get me some atropine. We're losing him!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Tell him Paula's dead."

    "USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when you learn about the Amazon take over of Bond."

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    "Okay."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    I want Bond newspaper coverage, I want Bond magazine stories, I want Bond books, I want Bond films, I want Bond TV, I want Bond radio! I want Bond on the air 24 hours a day! This is Bond's moment!

    And a billion people around this planet will watch it, hear it and read about it from the Amazon Media Group. There's no news... like bad news.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 25,101
    QBranch wrote: »
    I want Bond newspaper coverage, I want Bond magazine stories, I want Bond books, I want Bond films, I want Bond TV, I want Bond radio! I want Bond on the air 24 hours a day! This is Bond's moment!

    And a billion people around this planet will watch it, hear it and read about it from the Amazon Media Group. There's no news... like bad news.

    Fantastic! 😆😆
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    QBranch wrote: »
    I want Bond newspaper coverage, I want Bond magazine stories, I want Bond books, I want Bond films, I want Bond TV, I want Bond radio! I want Bond on the air 24 hours a day! This is Bond's moment!

    And a billion people around this planet will watch it, hear it and read about it from the Amazon Media Group. There's no news... like bad news.

    All too true I'm afraid.

    'the brand on the list was questionable, sir'.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    YES! YES!!!

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  • mattjoesmattjoes Pun Barrel
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    QBranch wrote: »
    YES! YES!!!

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    Must... resist... must... resist...
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    "Shaken ... not stirred"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    QBranch wrote: »
    YES! YES!!!

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    Must... resist... must... resist...
    Careful mate, resisting that kind of temptation can be bad for your health - which could lead to:

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  • AnotherZorinStoogeAnotherZorinStooge Bramhall (Irish)
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    No, Mr Bond, I expect you to work twelve straight hours without a toilet break
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited April 21 Posts: 25,101
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when Bezos invites you aboard his Blue Origin Rocket.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 6,220
    "I'm sorry, I can't something big has come up!"
  • 007ClassicBondFan007ClassicBondFan
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    “I’ve heard that Jeff Bezos is obsessed with the conquest of space, now I can believe it.”
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pun Barrel
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when Bezos invites you aboard his Blue Origin Rocket.

    Please, what is bezant?
  • George_KaplanGeorge_Kaplan
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    Time to face gravity.
  • mtmmtm United Kingdom
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    'Take a giant step for mankind' surely?
  • RyanRyan Canada
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    "Where's Bezos?"

    "Oh, he had to fly."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 25,101
    Looking at the shape of the spacecraft:
    "senior Bezos, you've got big cojones."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Tell me, Mr. Bezos. Does the sending of rockets to space really compensate for having no concience?
  • MalloryMallory Rules Reastaurant
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    Mr Bezos was just telling me bout his big bang theory….

    Yeah, I think I got the thrust of it…
  • AnotherZorinStoogeAnotherZorinStooge Bramhall (Irish)
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    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when Bezos invites you aboard his Blue Origin Rocket

    'Piss off'
  • Jordo007Jordo007 Merseyside
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    World domination, same old dream
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 15,488
    Take me around the world one more time Jeff.
  • 007ClassicBondFan007ClassicBondFan
    edited April 25 Posts: 2,760
    QBranch wrote: »
    Take me around the world one more time Jeff.

    I lost it reading this one 😆
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    To the point:

    "WHERE IS BOND NOW?!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 15,488
    QBranch wrote: »
    YES! YES!!!

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