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• Locque Escaped from a Namur prison

  April 2021 Posts: 262

  I'm trying not to think about that.
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  April 2021 Posts: 13,384

  He counts on his reputation to terrify his intended victim.
• jobo

  April 2021 edited April 2021 Posts: 7,500

  How much do you know about fear?
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  April 2021 Posts: 13,384

  We will not be terrorised by cowards who'd murder an innocent man and use us as the tool.
• EHollander

  April 2021 Posts: 3,687

  To tell you the truth, I haven't had the courage to go into his study since.
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  April 2021 Posts: 13,384

  Through a personal connection I saw his dossier myself.
• EHollander

  April 2021 Posts: 3,687

  It was in all the newspapers.
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  April 2021 Posts: 13,384

  They'll print anything these days.
• EHollander

  April 2021 Posts: 3,687

  They have never lied to me.
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  April 2021 Posts: 13,384

  He passed a full security check and lie detector test every year.
• EHollander

  April 2021 edited April 2021 Posts: 3,687

  ...You must take my word for it.
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  April 2021 Posts: 13,384

  Where is he now?
• EHollander

  April 2021 Posts: 3,687

  In a Russian airbase in the middle of Afghanistan.
• Thrasos

  April 2021 Posts: 1,469

  He's going for the bombs!
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  April 2021 Posts: 13,384

  And a cello
• Thrasos

  April 2021 Posts: 1,469

  Can you play any other tune?
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  April 2021 Posts: 13,384

  I didn't know you were such a music lover, James, any time you want to drop by and
  listen to my Barry Manilow collection
• Thrasos

  April 2021 Posts: 1,469

  I think I had a hat when I came in.
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  April 2021 Posts: 13,384

  Belonging to a small-headed man who lost a fight with a chicken.
• EHollander

  April 2021 Posts: 3,687

  JAMES!!!! - Your hat.
• QBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.

  April 2021 Posts: 13,928

  And what the hell is my black wig doing in the pool?!
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  April 2021 Posts: 13,384

  Why don't you come in and find out?
• EHollander

  April 2021 edited April 2021 Posts: 3,687

  I’m sure there must be a simpler way of drowning someone.
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  April 2021 Posts: 13,384

  Most girls just paddle around. You swim like a man.
• EHollander

  April 2021 Posts: 3,687

  How deep is the water there?
• QBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.

  April 2021 Posts: 13,928

  Think twice, 007, it's a long way down!
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  April 2021 Posts: 13,384

  One last thing. When you hit the water, don't forget to cut away your chute.
  90% of people killed doing the HALO jump got tangled up in their chutes
  and drowned. Got it?
• EHollander

  April 2021 Posts: 3,687

  And if I’m thrown?
• QBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.

  April 2021 Posts: 13,928

  Ciao, Mickey Mouse.
• Thrasos

  April 2021 Posts: 1,469

  Farewell, Mr. Bond. But not goodbye.