The James Bond Quote Conversation

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  • Posts: 3,059
    You know how these deposed dictators are, jealous of their safety.
  • Posts: 6,512
    These barrs feels like a cage. Will I be... SAFE?!
  • edited April 11 Posts: 3,059
    (You) will be locked into a steel cage,
    and will change very slowly into a ferocious 450-pound gorilla.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy N.Ireland
    Posts: 12,019
    You've made a mistake. You will not succeed.
  • Posts: 6,512
    The good news is you're in the middle of a desert!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy N.Ireland
    Posts: 12,019
    A little off the beaten track, isn't it.
  • edited April 11 Posts: 3,059
    If I get lost, I’ll take a cab.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy N.Ireland
    Posts: 12,019
    There's never a cab when you want one.
  • Posts: 2,319
    Some men don't like to be driven.
  • Posts: 3,059
    You don't mind if I drive, do you?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy N.Ireland
    Posts: 12,019
    My chauffeur's an excellent driver. You will be at the airport in a few minutes.
  • Posts: 3,059
    My dear Colonel Bouvar, I don’t think you should have opened that car door by yourself.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy N.Ireland
    Posts: 12,019
    Rule number one, is never do anything for yourself when someone else can do it for you.
  • edited April 12 Posts: 3,059
    They’re right in front of you and can open very large doors.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy N.Ireland
    Posts: 12,019
    Oh, no need. My man'll take care of it.
  • edited April 12 Posts: 6,512
    Well, it seems your man has a highly developed sense of... shall we say drama?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy N.Ireland
    Posts: 12,019
    It used to be a convincing act, Rosie. It's wearing a little thin now.
  • edited April 12 Posts: 3,059
    Shut the door, Alec. There’s a draught!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy N.Ireland
    Posts: 12,019
    You don't have to worry about me, Mr Bond. I went on a survival course in Siberia.
  • edited April 12 Posts: 3,059
    ...The trip BACK from Siberia took a lot out of me.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy N.Ireland
    Posts: 12,019
    Well, you'd better come with me. Spend a few minutes in the steam room. It'll help to relax you.
  • Posts: 6,512
    You're not trying to take advantage of me, are you?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy N.Ireland
    Posts: 12,019
    Felix told me there'd be moments like this.
  • Posts: 3,059
    All that physical stuff... so dull, so dull.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Nigeria
    Posts: 3,535
    I'll keep that in mind.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy N.Ireland
    Posts: 12,019
    I'll fill you in later, Moneypenny.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Nigeria
    Posts: 3,535
    Do it now!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy N.Ireland
    Posts: 12,019
    You two, grab that man. Hold him.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Nigeria
    Posts: 3,535
    And where's the party this time?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy N.Ireland
    Posts: 12,019
    Well... When was the last time you visited a circus?
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