The James Bond Quote Conversation

Locque

I'm trying not to think about that.

Thunderpussy

He counts on his reputation to terrify his intended victim.

jobo

How much do you know about fear?

Thunderpussy

We will not be terrorised by cowards who'd murder an innocent man and use us as the tool.

EHollander

To tell you the truth, I haven't had the courage to go into his study since.

Thunderpussy

Through a personal connection I saw his dossier myself.

EHollander

It was in all the newspapers.

Thunderpussy

They'll print anything these days.

EHollander

They have never lied to me.

Thunderpussy

He passed a full security check and lie detector test every year.

EHollander

...You must take my word for it.

Thunderpussy

Where is he now?

EHollander

In a Russian airbase in the middle of Afghanistan.

Thrasos

He's going for the bombs!

Thunderpussy

And a cello

Thrasos

Can you play any other tune?

Thunderpussy

I didn't know you were such a music lover, James, any time you want to drop by and
listen to my Barry Manilow collection

Thrasos

I think I had a hat when I came in.

Thunderpussy

Belonging to a small-headed man who lost a fight with a chicken.

EHollander

JAMES!!!! - Your hat.

QBranch

And what the hell is my black wig doing in the pool?!

Thunderpussy

Why don't you come in and find out?

EHollander

I’m sure there must be a simpler way of drowning someone.

Thunderpussy

Most girls just paddle around. You swim like a man.

EHollander

How deep is the water there?

QBranch

Think twice, 007, it's a long way down!

Thunderpussy

One last thing. When you hit the water, don't forget to cut away your chute.
90% of people killed doing the HALO jump got tangled up in their chutes
and drowned. Got it?

EHollander

And if I’m thrown?

QBranch

Ciao, Mickey Mouse.

Thrasos

Farewell, Mr. Bond. But not goodbye.