BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited October 10 Posts: 7,381

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    There's no place for flatulence at Pinewood Studios.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Feedback was not kind to the suggestion
    that Blofeld have anything other than a white cat.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Robotswana
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    Before Roald Dahl, Lewis Carroll wrote an early draft of the You Only Live Twice screenplay.

    I never knew that. This nugget of information gives you the first prize, @RichardTheBruce . Over to you.

    Other contestants can also be proud of their contributions.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited October 23 Posts: 7,381
    Must rank somewhere among the most spurious historical anecdotes proposed on these boards, @Thunderfinger. Thanks for that, um, recognition.

    Here's something in a similar vein. Or some vein, anyway.

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Robotswana
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    When the revolution came, he wished he had heeded the command to stay away from the throne.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    In an alternate timestream where the Blofeld trilogy is filmed in order,
    OO7 kills Blofeld's Cat before moving on to Irma and Ernst.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Robotswana
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    Decatipation.
  • WillyGalore_ReduxWillyGalore_Redux I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaaaaaaming
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    Always use your pussy to sharpen your tool.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Cat sat, cat splat.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Robotswana
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    He had invited Oddjob to a royal meal.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Oddjob's Cook made the tactical error of targeting Blofeld's Cat for the next meal.
    Oddjob himself was not blamed but was forced to find work outside SPECTRE.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited October 31 Posts: 7,381
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    Sometimes, distraught over failed schemes, Blofeld would decide he needed a new cat.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    He went all stabby on the tabby.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    At times, jealousy ran rampant in the ranks of SPECTRE. (It was usually Number 2.)

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Robotswana
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    I told you, THAT is not the litterbox!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Robotswana
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    He was getting ahead.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Blofeld pursued the title of "count".
    Blofeld's Cat settled for knighthood.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Karma sucks.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    It was the only pussy he could penetrate.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Mondays are Hell.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Robotswana
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    The cats never accepted the human as their new king.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Robotswana
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    He had no head for knives.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Robotswana
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    And then, alas, the director yelled "Cut!"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited November 19 Posts: 7,381
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    "Hold it! Steady! Don't move! I'll get that fly!!"


  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Offedapussy.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    In explanation: the illustration I came across is from 1908 representing the 17th Century French fable La Chatte Blanche (The White Cat). I thought it was interesting and upbeat. Without giving all the detail, the story is resolved when the young prince cuts off the head of the white cat (at its own insistence) to reveal what he's been looking for all along.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_White_Cat_(fairy_tale)



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    While events conspired against the production at every turn, young Gregg Wilson kept faith
    and eventually was the brave soul that stepped forward to cut off the white cat's head--
    removing the curse to allow NO TIME TO DIE to finally release in theaters April 2021.

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Robotswana
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    He was a member of the Pet Chop Boys.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Furever and a Slay.
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