Mister Stamper, I'm having fun with my titles! (from now on random fun: enjoy!!)

DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
edited January 2013 in Bond Movies Posts: 20,191
Here's one of the most enjoyable threads from the old days, brought back from the dead but with a small change. Each session we shall consider one particular Bond film and imagine it is spoofed by different film genres, e.g. Sci-Fi, comedy and of course porn. Naturally spoofs require titles that are adequate as well as funny. Well, let's have fun, boys and girls.

The categories are these:

<ol>
<li><i>bad 50s science fiction</i>
<li><i>horror</i>
<li><i>educational/documentary</i>
<li><i>comedy</i>
<li><i>romantic emo teenage flick</i>
<li><i>porn</i>
</ol>

If you can find more to add or if you like more titles in one category, by all means go ahead!
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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Session 1 - Dr. No
    1. bad 50s science fiction - Project evil from the island of the killer crabs
    2. horror - The man who just looked
    3. educational/documentary - Smith & Wesson for dummies
    4. comedy - Dude, where are my shoes?
    5. romantic emo teenage flick - These cuts I made for Honey
    6. porn - Dirty Doctor Oh-No! or Topple my rocket, Honey
  • NicNacNicNac Administrator, Moderator
    Posts: 7,475
    1.bad 50s science fiction - Revenge Of The Killer Robot Dragon!

    2.horror - The Island Of Crabs

    3.educational/documentary - Advanced Shell Collecting Part IV - Suitable Atire

    4.comedy - Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Fire Breathing Dragons (But Were Afraid To Ask)

    5.romantic emo teenage flick - to be advised

    6.porn - Dr No and Honey YES!
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    Posts: 3,847
    # bad 50s science fiction - It Scotish Monster
    # horror - The Birds of the west
    # educational/documentary - Behind It Scotish Monster
    # comedy - The Krab Guy
    # romantic emo teenage flick - Who be afraid of The Monster
    # porn - The Smallboat that rocked
  • NicNacNicNac Administrator, Moderator
    Posts: 7,475
    Quoting M_Balje: bad 50s science fiction - It Scotish Monster
    @M_Balje you really are priceless :-))
  • Posts: 110
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  • Posts: 136
    1. They Came From Crab Island!
    2. The Metal Hands of Terror
    3. Dr Julius No’s Rocket Toppling for Beginners
    4. Dr No or; How I learned to stop worrying and love Bat Poop.
    5. SPecial Executive for Courtship Tears Recrimination and Excessive melodrama
    6. Confessions of a Pussfeller.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    I loved this thread on the old board.

    Dr. No:

    1.bad 50s science fiction

    The Killer Tarantula and Squid From Jamaica

    2.horror

    The Steel Clawed Doctor

    3.educational/documentary

    How Bird Dung Helps the Environment.

    4.comedy

    What's Under Your Shells Madam

    5.romantic emo teenage flick

    Crawling on Hands and Knees for Honey's Nectar.

    6.porn

    Dr. No, Yes, No, Yes, NooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhh yes, yes, yes Doctor NOOOOOOO O O O O O OOOOOOOooooooooo.


  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 20,191
    Some more, perhaps? ;;)
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    1. The Killer Dragon of the swamp
    2. (Can't think of one)
    3. The complete history of radioactive rocks in Jamaica
    4. One Flew into the reactor
    6. Underneath the mango tree my honey and me
  • edited April 2011 Posts: 110
    Come on, guys. Why hasn't anyone said Riding Honey for number six yet?
  • AgentJamesBond007AgentJamesBond007 Vesper’s grave
    Posts: 2,594
    1.The Raid of The Dragon in the Island of Crabs

    2.The Doctor's Claw

    3.How to Trick a Professor

    4. Don't be such a Crab

    5.The Cuts and Burns for my Honey

    6.Licking Honey
  • bad 50s science fiction:
    THE DRAGON MASTER WITH THE CLAWED HANDS

    horror:
    RADIOACTIVE

    educational/documentary:
    WHY CIGARETTES KILL

    comedy:
    I DIDN'T KNOW WATER COULD KILL SOMEONE LIKE THAT
    or
    JUST LOOKING

    romantic emo teenage flick:
    WHAT'S THAT UNDER MY SHEETS?

    porn
    CRABS
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe JenaMaloneforBond.comModerator
    Posts: 12,202
    1.bad 50s science fiction - The Glass Walking Spider

    2.horror - The Island Of Dr No

    3.educational/documentary - Uses For Talcum Powder #37

    4.comedy - I Went To Dr No's Island, And All I Got Was This Lousy Mosquito Bite

    5.romantic emo teenage flick - Where's My Honey

    6.porn - They're Made Of Metal, You Know

  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 20,191
    Quoting MajorDSmythe: They're Made Of Metal, You Know
    wow, that's massive, Major. ;;) (no pun intended)
  • St_GeorgeSt_George Shuttling Drax's lovelies to the space doughnut - happy 40th, MR!
    Posts: 1,699
    1. Bad 50s science fiction - He Came From China... And Germany... And The Caribbean... And Canada!
    2. Horror - The Doctor In The Perspex Helmet
    3. Educational/documentary - How To Survive Underwater In A Swamp (Utilising A Reed As A Makeshift Breathing Device)
    4. Comedy - Honey, I Blew Up The Fish!
    5. Romantic emo teenage flick - Six Things I Hate About You (Professor Dent)
    6. Porn - Catching Crabs 18
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    Posts: 3,847
    Darthdimi if you don't mind i started with Session 2 - OHMSS. Because of Kate and Willem married today..

    Session 2 - OHMSS.

    # bad 50s science fiction - Monstersball
    # horror - Draco: A drake of a Daughter
    # educational/documentary - Draco: A drake of a Daughter:Behind the drake.
    # comedy - Dude, why i don't have all the time in the world.
    # romantic emo teenage flick - Under a white christmas tree
    # porn - Only Once: Why this never happend to that other fellow

  • Posts: 116
    Dr. No

    # bad 50s science fiction : The Menace With Mechanical Hands!
    # horror : Flames of the Night Dragon
    # educational/documentary : The Fascinating World of Tropical Fish
    - - - -
    # romantic emo teenage flick : The Girl With The Broken Nose
    # porn : Jim 'N' Honey
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 20,191
    @Balje Sorry matey. We will proceed following the films' order. Also, Session 2 will commence soon. ;;)
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 20,191
    Session 2 - From Russia With Love
    1. bad 50s science fiction - Plan 9 From Spectre Island
    2. horror - Death On A Train
    3. educational/documentary - Russian Clocks: They Are Always...
    4. comedy - Granny's Smelly Pointy Shoe
    5. romantic emo teenage flick - Kulturny and Venetian Blues
    6. porn - Exploding Bedroom part deux or Naked Confessions from A Spy
  • Session 2 - From Russia With Love


    bad 50s science fiction - The Deadly Game of Mr Kronstein

    horror - Night Train to Terror

    educational/documentary - Diner table wines for dummies

    comedy - Suitcase Surprise!!!

    romantic emo teenage flick - The Many Disappointments of Silvia Trent

    porn - Basement Periscope Peepshow!
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 20,191
    Quoting The_Preacher711: Basement Periscope Peepshow!
    Nice! Good one, sir :P
  • edited May 2011 Posts: 11,175
    Bad 50's Science fiction - The Plan of the Evil Empire

    Horror - The Man with the Black Gloves

    Educational/documentary - How to Look Good Spying

    Comedy - In Her Shoes (1963)

    Romantic teenage flick - P.s. James I love you (It's True)

    Porn - Is My Mouth too Small for That?
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited May 2011 Posts: 2,629
    From Russia With Love

    1.bad 50s science fiction - The Thing Behind the Mirror

    2.horror - Gypsy Camp Massacre

    3.educational/documentary - Cigarette Etiquette at Airports and Trainstops

    4.comedy - Istanbul Sewer Bloopers and Blunders

    5.romantic emo teenage flick - Slap Me, Love Me

    6.porn - Eldery Dominatrix Lesbians Vol 63
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 20,191
    Anything else for FRWL?
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 20,191
    Very well then. We enter:

    Session 3 - Goldfinger
    1. bad 50s science fiction - Killer Laser Beams From Mr Goldfinger
    2. horror - Satan's Golf Balls
    3. educational/documentary - Raiding Fort Knock for Dummies
    4. comedy - Dames and Liquor in Kentucky
    5. romantic emo teenage flick - Odd Jobs and Sharp Cuts
    6. porn - Sex and Suffocation or Pussy's Blonde Plane Bimbos
  • Posts: 1,894
    Dr. Boobies
    From Russia with Boobies
    Goldboobies
    Thunderboobies
    Boobies Only Live Twice
    On Her Majesty's Secret Boobies
    Boobies Are Forever
    Live and Boobies Die
    The Man with the Golden Boobies
    The Spy Who Loved Boobies
    Moonboobies
    For Your Boobies Only
    Octoboobies
    A View to a Boobie
    The Living Boobies
    Boobies to Kill
    GoldenBoobies
    Boobie Never Die
    The Boobies Are Not Enough
    Boobies Another Day
    Casino Boobies
    Boobies of Solace
  • NicNacNicNac Administrator, Moderator
    Posts: 7,475
    1. bad 50s sci-fi - Plan 9 From Outer Kentucky
    2. horror - The Bowler Hat Massacre
    3. educational/documentary - Gold Smuggling Made Easy
    4. comedy - Kentucky Fried Testicles
    5. romance emo teenage flick Auric and OddJobs Big Adventure
    6. porn - Here Pussy Pussy
  • Posts: 11,175
    Is there really any need for a porn section this time round? :p

    This is a film where the herorine is named Pussy Galore.
  • AgentJamesBond007AgentJamesBond007 Vesper’s grave
    Posts: 2,594
    bad 50s science fiction - Gold-spolsion

    horror - Necked by Bowler Hat!

    educational/documentary - How to suffocate a woman with gold

    comedy- From Kentucky, with Gold

    romantic emo teenage flick - Being with Auric

    porn - Here's Pussy Galore!
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited May 2011 Posts: 2,629
    Goldfinger

    1.bad 50s science fiction - The Killer Flying Bowlers

    2.horror - The Revenge of the Gold Painted Zombie

    3.educational/documentary - How to Succeed in Cheating at Golf and Breaking Into Gold Vaults Without Really Trying

    4.comedy - Horsing Around in Kentucky

    5.romantic emo teenage flick - Paint Me, Blade Me, Shock Me, Kill Me

    6.porn - Pussy Galore's Flying Circus and Daisy Chain
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